Hou Yaowen, Shi Fukuan, Yang Jinming

Hou: I haven't seen you for a long time, so it's easy to have such an opportunity to see you today. I heard that everyone is rich. I'll see you when I have time, and I'll see you at home. Don't be afraid, it's just looking at you, nothing else.

yang: Mr. Hou! Can I ask you something?

Hou: oh, you say.

Yang: You mean this Shi Fukuan. Is his family rich?

Shi: Asking about my privacy is called!

Hou: You don't read books or newspapers, do you?

yang: what?

Hou: What a rich man Shi Fukuan is!

yang: really?

Hou: There is a rich list in the world every year.

yang: yes.

Hou: You know, one * * * is 5.

yang: where is he ranked?

Hou: Right in the middle.

yang: 25!

Hou: No matter where he ranks, at least it proves that he is rich! Second, people are in the front row.

yang: then there is still no him!

Hou: why don't you call it without him?

yang: I asked you how to prove that their family is rich?

Hou: how to prove it?

yang: ah!

Hou: The other day, when it didn't rain, the temperature in Beijing was quite high, wasn't it?

yang: ah.

Hou: You see, when he comes out, he usually wears a T-shirt. It's green, bursting with green, and there is a golden road behind Ji Ning.

stone: that's a toad!

Hou: That, that ...

Yang: I know what you said. It's called Vasaki!

H: Yes! Wa, I don't know what to call it.

yang: vasac!

Hou: Wa, Wa Sa eats. Right, right, right! Do you know how much that dress costs?

yang: how much is it?

Hou: 4, RMB! People can wear it if they want, and take it off if they want! Go there-

Yang: Who did you hear that?

Hou: what he said.

yang: more than 4, yuan?

Hou: of course! !

yang: I bought it for five yuan! Do you know the origin of that dress?

Hou: I don't know.

Yang: Hou Yaohua went to Muxi Garden, and caught up with a fake auction. He wanted one for ten yuan, but he didn't give anyone any money!

Hou: hey, have you seen that watch he brought?

yang: what watch?

Hou: Shi Fukuan brought a watch with such a big gold shell.

Yang: There is such a piece.

Hou: There is a cross on the dial. The Red Cross ...

Yang: Does the Red Cross publish watches?

H: What's that?

Yang: That's Vacheron Constantin!

Hou: aye, yes! Vacheron Constantin That watch is so beautiful! More than 4, yuan. I saw him wash his hands the other day ... < P > Yang: More than 4, yuan? ! !

Hou: I took it off, snapped it, and threw it on the sink. I felt distressed when I looked at it ...

Yang: I bought that fake watch for 47 yuan.

H: Where?

yang: last year, I went to Tianjin foreign goods market with him and strolled for a long time to bargain with others, which cost 47 yuan.

Hou: have you seen him wearing those leather shoes?

yang: what leather shoes?

Hou: A pair of leather shoes, shiny and shiny, leather and calf leather. How nice! There is a picture of his grandfather on the insole.

Shi: Your grandfather is!

Hou: anyway, just one, the one with curly hair.

yang: I know, you called it "old man's head"!

Hou: right! Old man's head, his grandfather. Then, on the insole.

yang: an old man's head.

Hou: Just that pair of leather shoes, more than 1, yuan!

yang: how much do you want? More than ten thousand dollars? !

H: Ah.

yang: the leather shoes city in the zoo is 1 yuan for three pairs, and a suitcase is also given.

Hou: I can't chat with you.

yang: what?

Hou: You are like this. When you see that others are rich, your eyes are red when your life is better. You, there is no such thing as stealing people!

yang: what money does he have?

Hou: you call it irritating to laugh at others.

yang: he borrowed 1, from me when he was rich!

Hou: impossible! If you kill me, I will ...

Yang: What do you mean impossible!

Hou: Shi Fukuan borrowed 1, yuan from you? !

yang: of course!

Shi: (slaps Yang on the shoulder from behind)

Hou: I don't believe it!

Shi: gnome male-",stop talking!

yang: Mr. Shi ~! Hehe ~ Mr. Shi, are you here, too?

Shi: I've been here for half a day. Who is this man chatting with you?

yang: him?

stone: ah!

yang: Hou Yaowen.

stone: Hou Yaowen?

yang: ah!

Shi: What are you selling?

yang: what to sell! Hou Yaowen is a famous crosstalk performer!

Shi: an artist? Bah! Where's the artist? Still. Let me ask you something.

yang: ah, you say.

Shi: You have a good brain. Remember what Hou Yaowen's eyes and upper eyelids looked like a few years ago? Do you all remember? Hou Yaowen, this upper eyelid?

yang: single eyelid!

Shi: Now?

yang: double eyelids!

Shi: Why is it all right for him to prick, double eyelids?

yang: I don't know.

Shi: I don't know? I'm telling you, it's called plastic surgery! Change your appearance, lest I recognize him!

yang: what?

Shi: He owes me 1, yuan and won't pay it back. In order to avoid debts, he stabbed himself into a double eyelid and went out to Lao Dai to wear a hood. That's him!

yang: he owes you 1, yuan?

stone: yes!

yang: oh, Mr. Shi, it's none of my business. You owe me that hundred thousand dollars. When and where will you pay it back?

Shi: who are you? I don't know you.

yang: aye! Why don't you know me! You are forgetful, please take a closer look. My name is Yang Jinming.

Shi: Are you yangjin Ming's uncle? Why are you so old?

yang: I can't find you in a hurry!

Shi: What do you want with me when you have nothing to do?

yang: have you forgotten? You lent me 1, yuan and said you would pay it back in one month, which is such a long time ...

Shi: You can't just say it! Do you have any evidence?

yang: yes, yes, you gave me an iou. You see, (opening the note) is it an iou you gave me?

stone: oh ... is there my signature on it?

yang: my signature ... do you think you sell books here? Here is your signature and your handprint.

stone: oh! Bring it here. Let me see.

yang: don't look yet! When you look at me, the evidence is gone.

stone: no! I've spent all my money! What's the use of keeping it?

yang: hey! ! !

Shi: Yes.

yang: to sum up, you mean that you have spent my hundred thousand dollars, and my money is useless. won't you cheat me? You see, my wife said, ask him to perform in this national palace, right? Hey, hey, Mr. Shi, I have an explanation when I go back. Hehe ~ uncle Shi.

Shi: Hehe ~ What do you mean? Call it clearly.

yang: grandpa Shi! Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ please discuss it, and I will go and have a confession.

Shi: Just call it nice. Come on, I'll discuss it for you.

yang: aye! Ok, ok! That's it!

stone: wait a minute.

Shi: er, Mr. Hou. You see, it's not me. I'm always chasing you, paying my bills! That's not what I meant. He pushed the debt too hard, and there was nothing he could do! I invited you here today. So mean.

Hou: leave it alone. I'll talk to him.

what's your name?

yang: my name is Yang Jinming.

Hou: Jing, is it Jin?

yang: Jin Ming!

Hou: Jin Ming, ok. Well, what do you want with him?

yang: ask him for an account.

Hou: does he owe you money?

yang: ah.

Hou: how much do you owe?

yang: one hundred thousand.

Hou: Is there any evidence?

yang: did he give me an iou?

Hou: oh ... you ask him for it. Okay. Want it?

yang: it's not easy.

Hou: it's not good. do you want it or not?

yang: hey! ! ! Take it out on both sides! What do you mean, don't want it? Is it easy for me to earn this little money? Don't pay me back after borrowing it for so long!

Hou: No, you, you, you ... (Turning to Stone) When did you borrow it from him?

Shi: That's it, October 5th.

Hou: (to Yang) Bah! !

yang: what's the matter? What's the matter?

Hou: The money I borrowed from you on October 5th is only the 7th today! ! Just two days ago, you forced debts. Where are you in Huang Shiren? !

yang: who is Huang Shiren?

Hou: and you are!

yang: who is Huang Shiren?

Hou: you! !

yang: he borrowed it on October 5th last year! ! It's been borrowed for over a year! !

Hou: (Xiang Shi) have you, you, you been more than a year?

Shi: ah, more than a year. He's not looking for me.

Hou: why don't you look for him?

yang: (Xiang Shi) who doesn't want to see you? Who's not looking for you? ! Even the police station can't find you!

Shi: call!

Hou: aye!

yang: by phone? Your mobile phone is off!

Shi: come to me at home!

yang: I'm looking for you at home-do you still have a home? Your house is sold!

Hou: you are looking for his wife!

yang: who are you looking for?

Hou: His lover!

yang: looking for his lover?

H: Yes!

yang: his wife has gone to Thailand with a rich man!

Shi: Ah, it's called that the old ones don't go and the new ones don't come ~ ~ Hehe, I don't take it to heart!

yang: (to the stone) I don't care about your old and new, you pay me back the money.

Shi: You are one track-minded! Don't you understand?

yang: I don't understand.

Shi: it's not that I won't pay you back. Because he lent me money and didn't pay me back. I don't have any money. What can I pay you back? If he pays me back, I will pay you back if I have money! Do you understand?

yang: now that you mention it, I understand that you lent him the money.

stone: yes!

Yang: He can't pay you back,

Shi: Right!

yang: you can't pay me back.

stone: that's what I mean.

yang: do you have any proof?

stone: of course, I have. I owe you a note. (Opening the note)

Yang: Who called?

stone: Hou Yaowen. I also have proof here.

yang: did he write an iou?

Shi: Take a good look. (hands the note to Yang)

Yang: Then I have to have a look. It's written in detail enough.

Shi: please recite it for me.

Yang: Today, I borrowed RMB from Shi Fukuan, including 1, yuan, 1 yuan's 9 yuan, 5 yuan's 9 yuan, 2 yuan's 9 yuan, 5 yuan's 9 yuan, 2 yuan's 9 yuan, 1 yuan's 9 yuan, and the rest coins make up 1, yuan. Hou Yaowen.

Shi: You see, I am so careful.

yang: please ask him for it quickly!

stone: yes. Although others are coming, money is hard to get.

yang: what?

Shi: I need your help.

yang: what can I do to help?

Shi: You don't know. This person specializes in borrowing money.

yang: studying borrowing money?

stone: alas! Study who to borrow, how much to borrow, and then why not change money. So you have to be careful about this. Deal with him, don't involve you.

yang: leave me out?

Shi: Yes, you talk to him.

yang: may I ask? Er ...

Shi: Where are you going to pick up cigarette butts?

yang: Mr. Hou! Mr. Hou! Mr. Hou! Let me ask you something.

Hou: what's the matter?

yang: Mr. Shi said you lent him 1, yuan. Isn't it?

Hou: that's right.

yang: won't you pay him back today?

Hou: who said that?

yang: him!

Hou: What does it matter to you that I borrow money from him? No, you don't understand this. This kind of money exchange between us shows that our two brothers have this friendship, do you understand? We grew up together, you know? The two of us, what he has is mine, and what I have is his. We eat and drink alike. It's not like you.

stone: divide it! Divide! You can be careful, this will start to default!

Hou: Fu Kuan, that's not right.

Shi: What's wrong?

Hou: We had an agreement,

Shi: Yes.

Hou: what is yours is mine, and what is mine is yours.

Shi: There is something wrong with this sentence! What do you mean, mine is yours and yours is mine?

Hou: right! You see, I can't open the tweezers. Did I borrow 1, yuan from you? Yes, your money is not mine!

Shi: Yes!

Hou: Yes, my account is yours!

Shi: What's the mess?

Hou: it's not messy at all. ※ # #% ...

Stone: ...% # ◎% ...

(Yang will stop the stone)

Hou: It's your fault! One horse and two heads can not have an accident!

Yang: (Xiang Shi) Can we not shout? This is a fight, can we talk about it? Hello, let's talk about it. Let's solve the problem.

stone: ok, ok. (walking towards the stone)

This stage has been swept, and there is nothing. Please stop touching it. It's not easy for the three of us to meet together today. In front of you, let's talk about it! Let's clear up this account and forget it, will you?

yang: great!

stone: is that ok?

Hou: I'd rather have a fight with a wise man than talk to a confused man. It's very simple! (to Yang) What are you going to do?

yang: I asked him for money.

Hou: how much does he owe you?

yang: one hundred thousand!

Hou: one hundred thousand, right?

yang: ah!

Hou: ok, I'll pay this bill for him, and I'll give you 1, yuan.

stone: ok!

yang: did you pay him back the money?

Hou: right!

yang: thank you very much! ! thank you

Hou: I can't pay him back! Isn't it just a hundred thousand dollars?

yang: ah, a hundred thousand dollars.

Hou: why, you're in a hurry.

(walking towards the stone)

Stone: Thank you!

Hou: I paid back the money for you.

stone: thank you.

Hou: don't say anything polite. However, before I pay you back, I have to criticize you.

stone: ok.

Hou: why did you borrow money from him?

Shi: at that time, the turnover could not be opened.

Hou: When you borrowed money, did you ever think that you could repay it?

Shi: I didn't think so much at that time.

Hou: Look at this man. How can you borrow money from him? Hmm? Looks like shrimp skin! Of course, it is not easy for you to lend money from him.

stone: that's a lot of work.

Hou: But look at him. How long have you just borrowed money from him?

stone: one year.

Hou: One year. Look at this man. He looks like he is in his seventies.

Shi: He likes to worry.

Hou: So people like you want to do this kind of thing, and they don't have the brains. Why did you write an iou for one year when you typed it?

Shi: So how many years should I write?

Hou: You wrote it for three years!

stone: why is this?

Hou: this man is worried to death.

stone: yes! Yes!

yang: what do you mean, anxious? ! ! What do you mean, anxious? ! !

stone: yes! That's not necessary.

Hou: Do you bite or not?

yang: how to speak?

Hou: What do you care if I talk to him?

yang: say it!

Hou: why do you wrap your mouth upside down?

Up to now, I haven't paid my money, I dare not turn on my mobile phone, and my house has been sold. Where's my lover? Did you go to Thailand to watch the tsunami?