Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world will have the Great Wall.

When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me, Actually, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water, his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.

there is no windtight wall, and there is no beam that cannot be hanged.

as soon as I slipped and became a cripple, I looked back and flashed my waist.

I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a room-messy hero.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smokes ...

You said you would wait for me to come back, and you did, and you found someone to wait with.

A celebrity is someone who is unknown to others before he becomes famous, but he doesn't know who he is after he becomes famous.

it suddenly began to snow in my world, my god! Please don't comb your hair beside me.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

fools are waiting for death, while wise men are waiting for money.

A fat man claims that he is not a clown.

I envy you for knowing me so young.

Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

After living for more than 2 years, I have failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I am heartbroken.

I struggled with fat, and almost didn't sacrifice

life. I was born, lived

and fell in love no matter how ugly I was, and talked about the world full of love.

When the boat hits the bridge, it will sink naturally.

When you put on your wedding dress, I put on my cassock.

I prayed to Jesus for a steady and stable life. He thought about it and said, let's talk about world peace first.

Say it out loud if you love me! If you hate me, keep it in your heart all your life.

Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only a few years.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, it's nothing.

You once told me that you would love me forever. I know what love is, but what will it be forever?

Seven-year-old boys are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious and destructive, and the Protection of Minors-Law

People are as good as their words.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe in you.

Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.

Special people never say that they are special, such as me.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I lived by the rules for so many years.

I know that all things must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

The explanation provided by the Joke House is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a story telling

People can get along with each other without being polite

Whenever I am in trouble, I read the Tibetan Scripture: "Oh, moo, coax", which translates into English as All money go my home

Kindness means that when others are hungry, I don't eat meat, bia ji say that the boat will naturally sink when it hits the bridge

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Second, there is so much warmth in my life, and I have given it all to you. How can I be warmer?

Third, no matter how I put the broken mirror together, there will be cracks.

Fourth, not seeing you is the pain of my life. Falling in love with you is my wise choice; Losing you is the pain of my life; Without you, I can't feel the tacit understanding of my heart.

5. You once said that you would accompany me all my life, but that was only once.

6. I don't want to be happy, as long as I'm not sad.

seven, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much as you like.

from the moment you decided to leave me, I decided not to wait for you, decided to forget you, quit love and start a new journey.

9. In one's life, at least once, one falls into hysteria for someone.

1. Birds' wings vibrate in the air, which is a noisy and cold sound full of fear and an uncertain destination flow.

Xi. Say it out loud if you love me, and keep it in your heart if you hate me all your life!

12. Say "treasure you and me", let's love each other for a long time, wear a beautiful ring, let's stay together forever, add your name to my family name, and love me for a lifetime.

XIII. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge.

XIV. In an uncertain age, we always love too early and give up too fast

XV. Crying hysterically in the deep heart hurts every nerve in the heart.

16. Looking back on the days when we were together, my mood was misty. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry about it.

seventeen, meeting you is a magical thing! I can't forget that meeting with you. From then on, you let me know what beauty is, and I can't hide my love for you anymore!

XVIII. For your temporary tenderness, I let go of my heart and gave it to you. You hurt me so much that I was speechless, because I can't take it back!

XIX. Where you can't reach is far away, and traveling without a purpose is wandering

XX. Let me look into your eyes forever, with a beating flame! Your gentle eyes melt me and make me lost in your love. I don't want to know the direction, I just want to indulge in it.

21. Walking aimlessly in the street and wandering alone. Learn to get used to losing you and learn to be strong-

22. I thought it was not easy to have, but later I realized it was even harder to give up.

23. Please be happier than me, so that I won't quit in vain, and I won't say anything about pain. I don't have to be sorry to make up for love. At least I understand your pursuit.

twenty-four, if you have no ears, you will always lose your heart.

twenty-five, I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that it was myself who was injured.

26. I prayed to Jesus for a steady and stable life. He thought about it and said, let's talk about world peace first!

Twenty-seven, love is like fighting the landlord, you don't know who to pair with next time.

Twenty-eight, some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit. If you love someone, you don't necessarily have it. If you have someone, you must love her well.

Twenty-nine, even if you are so sad that you want to cry and die, you don't need to perform publicly to gain sympathy and compassion-

Thirty, health; Just a bloom's time, death; It's just a moment when a leaf falls.

thirty-one, you can escape a lot, except fate. Can change a lot, except fate. You can give up a lot, except memory. You can forget a lot, except you.

32. If I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will smile and dial it for you, and then, my hand will linger on your head for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only tell you gently that your hair is messed up.

thirty-three, besides making me wait, besides making me lonely, what can you bring me? Why, you always let me down. Super funny classic quotations

Super funny classic quotations

1. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ...

2. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money

3. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig

4. Sunrise just appears before sunset.

5. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

6. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple ...

7. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being, thank you for your cooperation.

8. If I don't have money and power, I won't be nice to you. Can you come with me?

9. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. Do both? You think I'm an alien.

1. Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put the neighbor's car into the ditch, so that he won't honk when he sees me.

11. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two more Chinese and beat him to death. 61. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig to heaven.

12. Even if I were a frog, I would never marry a mother frog.

13. I have absolutely no feeling after drinking a catty of white wine, because I have already drunk to death after drinking half a catty.

14. If the son doesn't obey, he can fight properly, or he won't show his majesty. This is the case with Taiwan (Harmony) Bay.

15. Don't blame the dog for following you when you look like a steamed stuffed bun

16. Occasionally, you will feel great if you live in silence, but it will be miserable if you live in silence ...

17. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a gun and a machine gun.

18. Grandfathers come from grandsons ...

19. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig-it is Bajie

2. It is normal to eat the metal wire for washing the pot in breakfast, which just shows that our logistics is strictly in the order of washing the pot first and then cooking ...

21. Women have countless QQ numbers just to tune (and-harmoniously) play a man, and men often use a QQ number to fill it with all kinds of women ...

24. If reply was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

25. Life can't be like cooking. You don't cook until all the ingredients are ready.

26. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for 2 years

27. I'm not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I'm afraid of teammates like pigs

28. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art

29. Life is easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

3. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

31. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

32. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, non-resistance is still pain

33. Don't come to me if you have nothing to do, and don't come to me if you have anything to do

34. What can I do to kill your lover ...

35. Exercise your muscles and prevent being beaten.

1. Everybody's good is really good.

2. I really hope that the school will close down, so that we don't have to study.

3. Drink coffee and have pickles. Wear a swimsuit and a belt; My life is colorful.

4. Miss, rip out your heart, or I'll rob you home to be my mother's daughter-in-law.

5. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. I don't love you anymore. Please touch me again.

6. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

7. Of course, galvanized coffins are more resistant to funny signatures: Brother described his dormitory as sanitary, but wooden coffins are good for health.

8. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

9. I'm handsome, and I'm handsome. My wife is Maria.

1. My left brain is water, and my right brain is flour. I just don't move, and my movements are all mushy.

11. Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and dandruff formula. After eating them, my hair will disappear and dandruff will be more outstanding!

12, dear. Don't always say that you are not photogenic. I thought it was photogenic. You are a little deformed.

13. Don't think too much. It's not that I don't want to understand, I don't want to understand, I dare not understand, I really don't understand! !

14. Sleeping posture determines my hairstyle. I have different styles every day.

15. How come the rice noodles crossing the bridge are so expensive now? I really charged the bridge fee.

16. Every day, I make a circle on the calendar. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life had been an ellipsis.

17. I'm a man with brains, so nobody cares about me. If you don't understand, you can keep silent. Don't make me angry.

18. When your face leans against my naked chest, and you say that you want to count my heartbeat, the contact of that skin makes my goose bumps countless

19. What goes with the wind seems to be a fart.

2. Although dopted mother and girlfriend have different meanings these days, they are both passive.

21. Homework always shows its value on the last day of holidays.

22. Miss, I see that your impression is bright, your face is gentle, and your eyes are full of affection. Are you mentally attracted to any elder brother?

23. I spend two hours every morning thinking about what to eat for lunch.

24. I can stand tall but I don't know when to get ahead.

25. It's hot. Let's go to the mountains to warm ourselves. It's cold. Let's buy an ice cream to eat.

26. Dear, let's dye our white hair together, so that we can grow old together.