1. I hate Qin Shihuang. He didn’t finish burning the books.

2. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you might as well cry.

3. Being good to you is my exclusive. It cannot be found on Baidu.

4. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

5. Why do I have to move it if you ask me to move it? Let me tell you, even China Mobile I didn’t move either

6. I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.

7. Why does the heart hurt? Because you have heart disease.

8. I hope that I will accompany me from friendship to love, and then from love to family affection.

9. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black!

10. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

11. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has remained unchanged is the heart that does not like reading

12. The weather is very good today. I have been staying in the room for a long time, so I am going to go to the living room to relax. Relax.

13. The person who can fly may not be a big bird, it may be Li Ning; the person who can smell incense may not be a monk, it may be a panda.

14. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.

16. He is a monkey. He is afraid of the horizon because it does not intersect.

17. The first line: Find a job, find a good job. The second line: Find a husband, find a good husband. Horizontal line: Dreaming.

18. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, then don’t give out school uniforms, lest others say they are couple costumes

19. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, having no money when going out, and having a very free day.

20. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, I saw that person was still dismissive of me.

21. Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits.

22. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation of life and death, but the stomachache caused by the size that cannot be solved.

23. I searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

24. Crossing the road in the Chinese style is just to gather enough people to walk, it has nothing to do with traffic lights

25. Don’t look at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile I laugh, my stomach is not as strong as you think