My three-year-old son came back from kindergarten and angrily said to me: "Dad, the teacher is not good at all. He is always mean to me and won't pat me to sleep at noon."

Me: "It's impossible for a teacher to take care of so many people like mom. You have to be obedient."

Son: "Just let the teacher and mom switch. Mom stays with me in the kindergarten every day, and the teacher stays with me at home." Dad is sleeping."

I feel a little excited when I think about it.