Jokes that make people laugh

My mother said my IQ is only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is. All I know is that I am a very lethal person, and many people have been hurt by me. Some of them have lost hope in life, and some have even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have potential superpowers, and for some reason, this superpower is especially effective for my teacher.

I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. I was in the first grade of elementary school at that time, and the teacher took us to the wild for nature practice classes. Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willow branches branching, the teacher couldn't help but think of a question, so he asked: "Students, do you know how to identify the direction of the wind?" "I know!" A little girl in the class answered while picking up the wind from the ground. A leaf was thrown into the air. "Pick up a piece of something and throw it in the air. Watch it float in that direction. Then you will know." "Well, very good." The teacher praised, "Then which other students are willing to do it again?" Let me show you what kind of wind is blowing now? ""Me." I volunteered and walked out, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air...

"Report to the teacher, now. The wind is blowing up and down!”…

I can’t remember clearly what the teacher’s expression looked like at that time. I only remember that he struggled desperately for a few times and then died. Later, doctors at the hospital said that he died due to a sudden strong stimulation that caused his blood to go backwards and become a demon. In this way, I killed a people's teacher.

The first grade teacher taught us about poultry animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two legs. Every morning when the sun comes out, it wakes you up and doesn't wake you up until you wake up. Which animal is it?"

I replied: "Mom!" The teacher almost died from laughter!

After I got home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did in the exam. My dear son said, I didn’t fill in one question. My mother asked what the question was. My dear son said there was a question about what is the result of multiplying 3 times 7. I filled in 15 regardless of the situation. My mother sprayed the water she just drank into my father's face. Hey... I'm so great!

My dad asked me how school was? "Dear son," the father asked, "is your female teacher satisfied with you?" ”

“Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied.” "

"How do you know? Did she say it to you personally? ”

“Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday she said to me: ‘If all students were like you, I would leave school right away! ’ This shows that I have learned everything. ”

My dad’s brain suddenly changed! @#$# @! $$#@ @

One day in math, the teacher asked 1 1=?, I said I don’t know. The teacher called me I went back and asked. I asked my mother. My mother was cooking and told me to get out. I asked my father. My father was watching the game again and yelled, "It's cool." I asked my brother, who was singing "BABY". Call me and say, "I'll wait for you outside."

The next day, the teacher asked 1 1=? I said, "Get out of here," and the teacher slapped me. I'm a loser, and I always said, "Go away." I said, "I'll wait for you outside." Our math teacher had high blood pressure and fainted...

I'm in elementary school. During the Chinese class, all the Chinese teachers in the school went to listen to Teacher Ni’s class. Teacher Ni wrote the word "be" on the blackboard and asked me: "Do you know this word?" I replied "I don't know", and Teacher Ni started enlightening me: "Do you have a bed at home?" "I answered "Yes" and "What's on the bed?" "Mat", "Where is it on the mat?" "

I answered: "My mother." Teacher Ni thought to herself, this is right, the quilt is on her mother, so she continued: "Where is your mother's body? "My dad".

Teacher Ni never expected that I would say this and make a fool of myself in front of so many teachers. He asked in a hurry, "Where is the quilt?" I replied: "The quilt is on the ground." Teacher Ni was so angry at "me" The patient is admitted to the hospital!

Later, the school changed a teacher and asked us to make sentences. I completed the homework calmly and the teacher was very impressed with me. The sentence I wrote was:

Sad----the big house in front of our house The ditch is sad.

If----canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.

Innocence--it's really hot today, a good day for swimming.

Ten points----My sister only got ten points on the math test, which is really embarrassing.

Calmly----When I do things, I always start with the easy ones.

Ginseng----The teacher said that everyone must try their best when participating in the team relay tomorrow.

Quilt----Xiaoyu's sanitary napkin was stolen.

Lunchbox----Xiao Ming regards defecation as the first thing he does when he gets up every morning.

The teacher touched my head and said sternly: Go home from school and work hard 10 articles. When I got home, there was no one, so I was ready to complete the homework assigned by the substitute teacher. I went to the toilet and started to smear the walls with feces. , I painted the entire bathroom ten times before I stopped when I was satisfied with my work. My family came back and scolded me. The next day, my mother went to the principal to sue the substitute teacher for misleading her children. Later, the substitute teacher was fired. Hey... I mentally said to myself: "I am very creative, ugly is not my original intention, God don't lose your temper, I will live bravely and bring out the beauty of the world. !! ! ! ! ”

While chewing gum, I put my feet on the walkway. At this time, the teacher said to me: "Please spit out what is in your mouth, and then put your feet in." My brain: @$##$# "

In the following days, Several teachers suffered misfortunes one after another. Fortunately, no one was killed, so no big leaks were made. However, my reputation spread like wildfire and I became a celebrity in the city.

However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, and I deeply understand this.

When I was in junior high school, the physics teacher asked me in my physics class: How do you change the track? ? Me: According to the "Diamond Sutra", if a person does bad things in the world, he will become a ghost! It turns out that the teacher was talking about how satellites change their orbits!

I was woken up by the teacher while sleeping in the history class. The teacher asked me: "Who did Princess Wencheng marry? "

Xiao Wang whispered to me: "Songtsen Gampo. I didn't hear clearly, so I opened my mouth and answered: "Song Dynasty cadres." "

Later, history didn't work out.

One day I came back from the barber shop pretending to be cool. When I opened the door, all the girls exclaimed: "Here comes the cool guy! "I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Where! where! Just a cool haircut. "It happened that the principal walked by and said seriously: "You have to hand it over even if you pick up some trousers!" "

Our brains are so big!!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, it was nothing. I walked to the dormitory and walked downstairs from the girls' dormitory. I saw a friend and boasted loudly, Look, I got a cool haircut. A girl on the second floor immediately stuck her head out and said, you picked my pants...!

The next day, biology! The teacher brought a bird covered with cloth. Then he exposed the bird's legs and asked the students to guess what kind of bird it was. I really didn't know, so I handed in the blank paper. The teacher was very angry and asked: "Why did you hand in a blank paper? May I have your name? When I heard this, I rolled up my trouser legs angrily, exposing my legs and said, "Now it's your turn to guess who I am, right?" "The biology teacher fell down immediately.

My fame brought me a lot of trouble. All the middle schools in the city refused to admit me out of concern for the safety of their teachers. There was no way , I went to the countryside with unlimited longing for key middle schools.

Although the conditions in the middle school in the countryside were a bit tough, without the pressure of public opinion, I was still living at ease. However, gold always shines, and the silence unique to rural middle schools did not suppress my outburst. By chance, I came out of nowhere, suddenly emerged, and quickly occupied the rural market.

One day, I was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late today?" I said: I took the uncle next door’s boar for breeding this morning, so I was late. Before the teacher finished listening, his eyes widened and he said, "This thing should be done by the uncle next door." I said in confusion, "It has to be a boar, and the uncle next door is not a newborn."

It was an intellectual competition. Our class and another class still had no winner after the final competition. So the host announced the final decision: each class drew lots to send one representative. The two representatives then guess the coin.

The person who guessed correctly asks a question to the person who guessed wrong. If the person who guessed wrong answers correctly, the person who guessed wrong wins. On the contrary, the class of the one who guesses correctly wins. The sky is moving, the earth is moving, I can't even hide from my errand. I was actually chosen as the representative and successfully guessed the wrong coin and entered the question and answer phase. The teacher and classmates suddenly became nervous, and everyone looked at me with eager eyes. Especially the head teacher, Mr. Li, looked heavy and said nothing. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang Xiaofo. Wang Xiaofo was the most powerful "famous teacher killer" in our school at that time, and he also had several murder cases under his hands. It is said that the previous principal met his end in its hands. But I still have some confidence, because after all, I am also a person who once shocked me. The questions began.

Wang Xiaofo put his hands in his trouser pockets and said slowly: "My mother boiled a few eggs and put them in my pocket today. Do you know how many there are?" "Coax!" There was an uproar around him. I don't know why everyone is making noise, but I know that this question arouses great interest in me. egg! I barely heard what question he asked. I only heard the word "egg" clearly. You must know that in the hard days in the countryside, there was almost nothing to eat. Two eggs would be a really delicious meal. I seemed to see the shiny egg white and tender yellow yolk... "If I get the answer right, will you give me a piece to eat?" I had long forgotten about the quizzes or class honors. All I'm interested in are eggs, eggs! "If you get the answer right, I'll give you both eggs." "Coax!" There was another uproar. I saw a look of astonishment on the face of the other classmate, while my classmates cheered and hugged each other to celebrate the victory. Teacher Li also cast a delighted look at me. I don’t know what they were happy about, but everyone was looking towards me. I smiled, and I smiled at them sheepishly, and then replied: "Are they five?"

The students' smiles froze in an instant, and gradually disappeared like an ebbing tide. No trace. But the other classmate suddenly started shouting and laughing. Things in this world are changing so fast. In the blink of an eye, everyone is crying and laughing, and everyone is crying and laughing. I don’t know what to do. I haven't had time to think carefully about what happened. The venue suddenly became chaotic. I saw one person lying on his back, blood spurting out from his mouth like a pillar, and then he slowly fell down.

"Teacher Li!"

She is our head teacher! I also hurried over. The teacher's face was pale, his eyes were closed, and he was unconscious. "It was him who killed Teacher Li!"

"It was him!"

Oh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Swish, swish, swish! ! !

A bunch of angry eyes shot at me like sharp arrows.

My eyes went blank, and a voice echoed in my ears: "Duolong! Close the door! Release the dogs! All idlers should retreat!"

Later it was said that Teacher Li was not dead. , it was just a serious illness. After he recovered and was discharged from the hospital, he saw through the world of mortals, became a monk in Mount Wutai, and stopped teaching.

At roll call at the beginning of the school, a class teacher came up with an original idea and said to the students: "I am reading my student number, you guys Tell me your name so that everyone can get to know each other, okay?"

"No. 001!"

"Teacher, my surname is Jiao Pei." The teacher is a little bit. Dizzy, he asked: "Who got this for you?"

"My dad." "What does your dad do?"

"Open a breeding pig factory!"

"No. 002!"

A girl stood up: "Tell the teacher, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No. 003!"

"Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang Bukai." "Who gave you this name?"

"It's my dad. He sells pliers. Yes." The teacher quickly drank some water.

"No. 004!"

"Report to the teacher, my surname is Ou (the character is pronounced "Ou") and my name is Ou Ye (oh yeah). This is the name given to me by my mother. She said that she had just blasted a computer game when she gave birth to me. "The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

"No. 005!"

"Report to teacher, Ganniang!" "Why are you swearing?!"

"No! Teacher, I My surname is Gan, my name is Ganniang, and my father is a wine maker." The teacher took a pill.

No. 006! "

"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Goubuli. ”

“Your father runs a bun shop, right?” ! "

"Teacher, you are so smart! "The teacher is already a little unsteady.

"No. 007! ”

“My surname is Kuai (pronounce it quickly and pronounce it in the third tone.) My name is Kuai Huo. "

"Don't tell me that your dad runs a warehouse. "

"Teacher, you are so old-fashioned. My dad is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the corners of the teacher's mouth.

"No. 008! ”

“Teacher, go to hell!” " "What? What did you say? ! "

"I mean my surname is Ni, and my name is Ni going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. My name is interesting, right? ”

“Interesting, interesting. "The teacher was about to cry.

"No. 009! ”

“Teacher, I’ll talk about it next time.” "Why do you have to say it next time? You say it now!" "

"No! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. "The teacher was already feeling dizzy.

"No. 010! ”

“Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is Gao Wan. "

"My surname is Mei, and my name is Mei Liangliang. "

"My surname is Wu, and my name is Wu Qing. "

"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong.

".........

The teacher looked up to the sky and roared: "Oh my god, what kind of students did I meet! The teacher spat out blood and fell to the ground.

Ge Wei and Huanhu were chatting happily when Qibao came over and pulled her sleeves to act coquettishly: "Will you take me to the zoo to see the dogs?" ”

“You kid is so ignorant!” Ge Wei was unhappy, "It's such a waste, wouldn't Inuyasha just squat at the door?" "

3. Once, Sesshomaru was walking on the road and saw InuYasha tiptoeing hard to ring the doorbell of a house. The doorbell was too high and InuYasha was too short, so he couldn't reach it.

Sesshomaru then went up and rang the doorbell for him

When the doorbell rang, Inuyasha said: "Let's run! "

4. Inuyasha complained: "Last time, out of curiosity, I secretly made a sex call. If they sent the bill, Gewei would kill me if he found out. "

Qibao sympathized with him, but couldn't think of a way.

A few days later

Qibao: "Has the bill been sent? ”

“Sent. "

"Did Sister Gewei hit you? "

Inuyasha had a smirk on his face: "She didn't hit me, but Miroku was beaten by Coral so much that she can't even get up now. "

5. Sesshomaru scolded Inuyasha and said: "You kid! When my father was your age, he was already a general of the Western Kingdom! "

Inuyasha showed no sign of weakness: "When my father was your age, he already had two sons! "

6. Inuyasha yelled at Gewei: "Damn girl, why are you so late today! ? "

Ge Wei had tears in his eyes: "I'm sorry, I... accidentally fell from the second floor..."

"Nonsense! InuYasha scolded, "It takes so long to fall from the second floor?" ! "

7. Gewei often hears people saying that Inuyasha is stupid, which makes her feel uncomfortable. She thinks that my husband is smart.

Coral bites her ears: "You ask Inuyasha a simple question question, if he hesitates for a long time, he is stupid. "

Gewei decided to give it a try. She went back and asked Inuyasha: "Let me ask you, Captain George unfortunately passed away in one of the 10 voyages he made. Which one do you think it was?

Inuyasha thought and thought, and finally said with an innocent face: "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with history. Please ask something else." "

8. After General Inu's death, he left a large inheritance to Sesshomaru.

At his funeral, Xijian cried until his heart broke and he was heartbroken.

Sesshomaru was very surprised: "It's not your father, why are you crying so sadly? "

Xie Jian burst into tears: "Just because I am not my father..."

9. When Inuyasha was a child, he always cried at night, so Sesshomaru decided to sing She sang a song to coax him.

After only two sentences, the neighbor came to protest: "Please Sesshomaru, you should let Inuyasha cry. ”

10. Ge Wei: Why do you have to choose a good day to get married? It’s so troublesome.

Inuyasha: Because there will be no good days after marriage.

The boat hit the rocks, and the captain shouted: "Everyone, put on your life jackets and jump into the sea!" "Everyone on the boat was indifferent.

The captain had an idea and shouted again:

"There is a jade of four souls in the sea! "——Naraku jumped down.

"Platycodon jj also fell into the sea! "——Inuyasha also jumped down.

"They are in KISS! "——Kagome couldn't help but jump down.

"Wow! What a spot-on beauty! " - Maitreya jumped down drooling.

"The Master is begging her to have a child! "——The worried coral also went down.

Finally, the captain approached Qibao, who had mosquito-like eyes due to seasickness, and kicked him down with a flying kick...

Dog: I’m so tired~ Don’t chase me OK? !

Kill:……………………

Dog: Really~ Even if I am charming and have a lot of fans~~ there is no need to chase me around to sign autographs Taking pictures (secretly cool~wakaka)... I ran all day long

Kill:……………………

Dog: Hey! Sesshomaru! You're not being chased by Fan Si, so why are you following me?

Kill:…………If you stop now, they won’t chase you…………

Dog: Huh? ! Really~ (I really stopped and stopped running~)

—————————After 5 seconds————————————

The dog's body was covered with footprints, and it was trampled into the ground in large lines... (Shameful~speechless...)

Fans: Lord Sesshomaru! Please wait a moment! (Following Sesshomaru away...)

Dog: It turns out that the one you are chasing is not me~~~~~~~~~

9. During the break of the football match (1)

First of all, Nana's side...

Nana: Cough~cough~cough...!

Before he [cough] finished, Shasha became impatient: Hello! You are a grandma~ How long are you going to cough?

Naihan~: First of all! I want to commend you all for beating that damn Inuyasha to a pulp...!

Sha: What are you talking about? No matter what you say, he is still my DD! ! ! "

Naizai Khan~: Yes... and that, that!

Platycodon is also impatient: Speak quickly, or I will kill you!"

Naraku broke out in a cold sweat: Kikyo, can you come over here? !

Platycodon: Oh~ it’s really troublesome! All right!

At this time, Kagura appeared out of nowhere and said to Wushuang: Hey, go chase him!

Wushuang: Why should I chase him! ? "

Kagura: You idiot, Naraku is going to confess his love to Kikyo. If you don't go, you won't be in a hurry!

Ah! I'll go right away, thank you! Wushuang La

When Wu Shuang left, Kagura fell to the ground and laughed wildly: Wu Shuang, you idiot! Hahaha! ...

And Xiao Wu was cleaning the mirror, still thinking: Alas~ It’s none of my business!

Shasha and Ling were chased by all the fans...

10. Quarrel again (2)

Quan: Oh my, Weiwei, don’t be angry, okay?

Wei: No, I’m going to be angry, I’m going to be angry with you, this stupid dog! > Dog: What!

Wei: It’s obviously your fault (Dog went to JJ again~), why do you call me a stupid woman? p>1~ Sasuke: I am depressed

Dog: I am in pain

Sasuke: My childhood was unfortunate

Dog: I have a rough life experience

Sasuke: Alas~~My family has no warmth

Dog: Huh~~I have no status in society

Sasuke: My family was wiped out

Dog : My parents are both dead

Sasuke: I only have one brother left, but he is actually more handsome than me~

Dog: Why do I still have one brother left, and he is more handsome than me? Popular?

Sasuke: My goal is to hunt down my brother everywhere

Dog: My brother’s goal is to chase me everywhere

Sasuke: Two A girl likes me

, it’s really disturbing

Dog: I like two girls, I’m really asking for trouble

Sasuke: I have three partners

Dog: I have three and a half accomplices (the little fox is a minor "demon", so it only counts as half^o^)

Sasuke: That lecherous teacher is always late

Dog: That lustful mage picks up girls everywhere

Sasuke: Sakura is a nice person, but she has a bit of a split personality

Dog: Coral Kung Fu is very strong, but she often goes crazy.

Sasuke: That idiot Naruto will never stop making trouble for me

Dog: That woman Kagome never stops talking

Sasuke: That BT Orochi always fights Immortal, and obviously has BL tendencies (always thinking about my "young" and "beautiful" body

)

Dog: That bastard Nairo always resurrects indefinitely , and you keep trying to trick me into cheating on you (boy! I think I don’t know you

I have always been obsessed with Kikyo

)

Sasuke: My life It’s hard, that BT always comes to me

Dog: I’m even more miserable, I always have to find that BT

Sasuke: My dream is to learn the Galaxy Starburst and hit Itachi with the sword Go to another dimension and reflect~~

Dog: My dream is that bigamy will not be illegal, so that I can successfully solve my triangle problem~~ Sasuke: Sakura’s fists are very powerful

Dog: Gewei curses very hard

Sasuke: Someone has been beaten to death by Sakura!

Dog: Now someone is scolded to death by Ge Wei!

Sasuke: Isn’t that the person who reads posts but doesn’t reply?

Dog: Yes, yes, that’s right...

2~ Kagome: There is a fool I like, stinky Inuyasha~~

Sakura: There is a handsome guy I like, handsome Sasuke~~~

Kagome: He forgets me as soon as he sees Kikyo

Sakura: He doesn’t even look at me

Kagome: When he saw the bento I made, he asked me if there were any instant noodles

Sakura: When he saw the instant noodles, he asked me how Naruto was doing

Kagome: He goes crazy when he sees Naraku

Sakura: He wants to defect to Orochimaru when he sees him

Kagome: ~~~~~~

Sakura: ~~~~~~

Kagome: The person I like is in two boats~

Sakura: The person I like is in one boat Not even~

Kagome: The person I like is really carefree

Sakura: The person I like really ignores women

3~ Inu : Hey, I'm so pitiful, being sealed by Platycodon for 50 years

Sun: I'm even more miserable, having been suppressed by Tathagata for 500 years

Quin: That old lady Feng forced me and Ge Wei Go collect the four soul fragments

Sun: That bastard Tathagata asked me and Tang Monk to go to the West to obtain scriptures

Dog: That old lady Feng tricked me into wearing the cursed rosary

Sun: That 38 Guanyin, tricked me into wearing a tight hoop

Dog: As long as that woman Gewei shouts "Sit down", I will fall to the ground

Sun: As long as That bastard Tang Seng gives me a headache when he chants the tight spell

Quin: I feel so miserable. I have killed monsters many times to protect her, but she always protects that stinky wolf

Sun: I feel so miserable The first time I got rid of demons for his safety, he said I killed people randomly

Qin: That woman quarreled with me all day long, and kept shouting to sit down

Sun: That monk kept scolding me I kill people indiscriminately (actually I kill demons) and I always recite the Tightening Curse

Dog: When Ge Wei gets angry, he runs back to her house

Sun: When the monk gets angry, I have to go home

Inu: That perverted Naraku just wants the Jade of Four Souls

Sun: Those perverted monsters just want to eat Tang Monk

Meat

Dog: Just because I am a half-demon, so those full-demon always bully me, especially my brother, who always comes to trouble me

Sun: Just because I am a monkey, So those smelly gods always bully me, and the Jade Emperor even asked me to guard against horses

Quin: That lustful mage, just like MM’s PP

Sun: That lustful eight realms, just Missing him Gao Cuilan

He: Hey, why are our lives so miserable

Sun: My goal is to obtain the scripture as soon as possible so that I can return to Huaguo Mountain and become the Monkey King

Dog: My goal is to collect the 4 Soul Jade as soon as possible, kill Naraku, and then guard with Kikyo and Gewei (Fortunately, I didn’t mention going to the Western Kingdom to become the Dog King, otherwise killing and killing would be useless. You, even if I kill you, you will be kicked out when you arrive in the Western Kingdom. Why do you think you are a dog king? Hey, who calls you a half-demon?)

4~ If you are bitten by InuYasha, you There is a certain danger, because a certain dog is becoming a demon, or because he wants to steal your instant noodles.

If you were bitten by Kagome, it was probably by accident.

If you are bitten by Platycodon, it means that you are very much like her lover.

If you are bitten by Maitreya, you should be a beauty.

If you are bitten by a coral, don't bully Amber!

If you are bitten by Shippo, you will be in pain for a while (the pros and cons of heart wounds...)

If you are bitten by Sesshomaru, you are dreaming!

If you are bitten by evil views, it is Lord Sesshomaru's order.

If you are bitten by a bell, she thinks you are a mushroom.

If you are bitten by Kagura, give your heart back to her quickly. Don’t think that she is easy to bully because she is beautiful.

If you are bitten by Naraku and are still alive, I will offer you incense...

Inuyasha meets Sesshomaru again: Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: Humph!

Inuyasha: No, there is a line here: "I still remember my brother's face, so touching."

Sesshomaru: Humph! I forgot the words.

In the episode where InuYasha and Sesshomaru snatched Tetsuya in the Inu General's graveyard, "Half-demon and human are really compatible. InuYasha, why did you fall in love with her?"

Shadian Youya used his left hand to spread his long hair, but his left hand stopped midway...

Director: "It's stuck! Sesshomaru, what's wrong?"

Sesshomaru: "My hair is knotted. It's gone, and my hand can't slide out.

Filming the episode where Grandpa Kagome wants to find a reason to ask for leave from school because Kagome is going to the Warring States Period.

Grandpa: "Teacher, Kagome is sick today and can't come. ."

Teacher: "What a pity, so what kind of disease is it?"

Grandpa: "Hmm... um... um... maybe she is pregnant."

All the actors collectively dislocated their jaws and turned to look at InuYasha.

"No, it's not me..." InuYasha hurriedly defended.

Director: "Ka, Grandpa Kagome, What's going on? That's not the line. The disease is pollen allergy."

Grandpa: "Director, I'm sorry, I can't remember it at the moment."

Bikyou: "Inuyasha, grandpa It's just a wrong line. Why are you rushing to defend? Are you guilty? What have you ever done to make me sorry? Tell me!"

Everyone: "We can't shoot again today."

This is the episode where Sesshomaru meets Master Yunya.

Master Yunya: "What a powerful demon!"

Sesshomaru turned around gracefully: "It's none of your business. ."

The director thought: It's great, the momentum is so strong. No NG, so smooth.

At this time, a man dressed as a mage suddenly rushed out from the crowd, with handprints: "Come, soldiers, fight, all, formation, fierce, in front, the monsters retreat." As he said, a pot of black dog blood came out of nowhere, and after a while, he poured it on Shadian.

The film crew was shocked and looked at the visitor. Sesshomaru had a black look on his face.

The visitor: "Haha, I didn't expect that a monster came out to die just after I came down the mountain." "

Sesshomaru said word by word: "What you splashed is, dog blood!"

The visitor: "Haha, what about monsters? I'm scared. Let's do it."

Shadian: "I, play, a dog demon."

The director then reacted: "Holy shit, who are you, coming here to cause trouble? Where is the security guard? Take him away quickly!!!!!! I want him to spend the New Year in the police station!!!!!!!"

Everyone swarmed up and sent the security guard to the police station.

The makeup artist hurriedly stepped forward: "Sesshomaru, come on, change your clothes quickly."

Sesshomaru slowly pulled out the Doukishin and looked at the director: "You, go to hell. Let's do it!"

Director: "Shadian, it's not me who spilled the blood! Help!"

Shadian: "But you didn't do your security work completely. Some real mage comes and throws a tantrum at me!"

Director: "Sha Dian, you are too into the drama, you are not a monster!"

Sha Dian: "That won't work either. Dog blood stinks to death! Do you want to disgust me to death?"

In this way, the day's shooting ended in the process of chasing and killing.

Scene change: Idiot during the day Master: "I am wronged!" He was surrounded by fans of Sesshomaru with green eyes. The policemen looked at the Master and shook their heads helplessly: "Who asked you to provoke the most popular Sesshomaru?" Police Station From time to time, there were miserable wailing sounds...

Inuyasha was eating instant noodles, and there was a line here: "Kagome, I prefer that brand of instant noodles."

Director: " Let's start!"

Quan struggled to eat the instant noodles. Director: "Tell me the lines."

Quinu: "My sister, why don't you touch the height and the lake? It's eight or eight." ."

Director: "Stuck! Inuyasha, what are you talking about? You have to pronounce the word clearly. It was "poop noodles" last time, but I couldn't explain it clearly this time. Let's try again."

Dog: "Damn, director, I'm full of words, how can I explain clearly."

Director: "You still have to say it even if you don't know clearly, this is the ability of an actor."

Director: p>

Dog: "Humph, the actor's ability, are you using the provoking method? I'll show you my ability."

Start filming again!

Dog: " Kagome,

I prefer that brand of instant noodles."

Director: Okay, great, the words are clear."

Camera: "Director, can this really pass?"

Director: "What's wrong?"

Camera: "Please look at the tape.'

The director looked at it and sweated profusely.