2. Did you fail English? Normal! We are all from China.
3. The lonely figure, only accompanied by the bell, knocked into the castle but not into your heart.
4, * * Xiao Si didn't contact, and * * replacement has always been the original match.
You are not in my dictionary at all, because there are no words in my dictionary.
6. I don't have to be you, and you don't have to be me.
7. It's as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
8. If you choose to leave, please don't regret it and come back to me.
9. I am not alone. It doesn't matter if I don't have love I still have family, friendship and you. That's good.
10, life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
1 1. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt. I fell in love with cigarette lungs, but it hurt me.
12, looking for a man doesn't have to be handsome, as long as it's good for you.
13, next to each alarm clock, there is a big slacker.
14, the clouds cleared, the weather cleared, people woke up, got it.
15, if my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
16, the sun is scorching at noon in summer, and all the people who go out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
17, youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.
18, I asked my colleagues where you go to school. He said he was in TV University.
19, I caught the tail of time and it ran away.
Maybe you will never know me, but you should remember that I am a good girl.
2 1, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy, then the name; There is not much water, as long as you can drink it.
22, drinking is actually very cool, don't think about anything, forget all the troubles and relax your mind.
If fate grabs you by the throat, grab it by the armpit.
24, don't always say that I am pestering you like a fly, you really think you are shit.
25. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you couldn't get before.
26. My geography is very good. Why don't I even know the direction? I just don't know the southeast, northwest.
27. Suddenly looking back, that person is already in the marriage registration office.
Don't be afraid to take risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is enough time to reverse it.
29. I don't love you much. I only love you for two seconds in one minute.
I never believe what you say, so don't ask my forgiveness.
3 1, what are you laughing at! Laugh like a fart.
32. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.
33. I will go straight ahead and don't show me the back of your head again.
It's God's business to give you a chance. My job is to ruin your chances.
35. Commitment is like farting. Often it is earth-shattering when it comes out, and the result is always fragile.
Don't slam the door too hard when you leave, maybe you will come back.
37. What about egg pain? Keep rubbing eggs.
38. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.
39. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.
40. Looking back occasionally, I don't want to follow forever, but I don't know that I failed.
4 1, there is a song that I have been afraid to listen to for fear that my tears will run out.
42. I'm telling you, this is just a joke.
I asked if you could leave me alone.
44. dull? Spongebob always has lollipops? Smile.
45. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than one hour every day, just right, and don't overdo it.
46. The Statue of Liberty tells us that it is better to burn a book than to use it as a bird.
I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world. You can throw it to me if you don't want it.
48. I also think that some people will be afraid of losing me, even if it is only once.
49. Can you stop being angry and be born if you want?
Chatting with you, I found that I am a person with high IQ.
5 1. Whose Bluetooth is called old sow? Every time I turn it on, an old sow wants to pair up with you.
52. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
53. Chew instant noodles and treat it as you. Since I can't catch you, I'll chew you to death.
54. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!
55. The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.
56. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.
57. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.
58. You only have one life, so you should spend it with the right people in the right way.
59. I can't say I'm getting back at you, I'm paying you back.
Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.
6 1, couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep in the middle.
62. A woman can have no taste, but she can't have no vision.
63. Education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.
64. Actually, a man's appearance really doesn't matter. One day, your hair is white, and he can still treat you as a baby.
65. If the man's words are reliable, the sows will be on the tree.
66. I'm just itchy, and you just need to be beaten.
There is a double bed in my single room until you come back to me.
68. Life is simple. Don't regret making a decision.
69. Your little face full of * * will always be my guide to vomiting after meals.
70. I'm not pretending to be a gentleman. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.
7 1, of course God will forgive, because that is his profession.
72. Breaking promises is a patchwork of yesterday.
73. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.
Today is my birthday, and she didn't send me a message.
75. Actually, I don't care if you cheat me or not. What I care about is that you can't take sides with me.
76, like you, don't need a reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
77. The most boring feeling is not becoming strange, but the process of becoming strange.
78. Giving equals gaining. You are self-righteous.
79. I want to be strong. God sent me into this world to be the boss.
80. If you love me, you will accompany me all my life. If you lie to me, you will pay me back with your life.
8 1, live well, because we will die for a long time.
82. Your daughter-in-law has gone up, so what a shame if she doesn't?
83. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.
84. Even at the end of the road, I won't go back to those dogs who betrayed me.
85. I will try my best in the new year, and I will beat anyone who is unhappy.
86. Looking at the yellowed calendar last year, we recorded good memories.
87. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.
Maybe, one day, we will hold other people's hands and forget each other.
89. It is also a kind of happiness to be filled with sadness that can't be taken away by some faint time.
90. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.
9 1, development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.
92. Whoever loves must be by his side.
How can you say that he is crazy? If he has a brain, too.
94. I never knew the gap between us. Now I find that the gap is that you are playing Beijing love and I am playing country love.
95. If life never met, I would still be me, dreaming occasionally and joking occasionally.
96. Once upon a time, we should now rush to our own happiness and then regret getting old.
97. I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
98. Growing old together is more than dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.
99. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
100, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar.