Part 1 of humorous sentences describing narcissism

1. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

2. A lot of people came, I was very pleased. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

3. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

4. It is always too easy to trust others, so you are willing to be deceived.

5. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

6. Please do not have a crush without permission

7. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you go first, if I am beautiful, I am free.

8. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

10. Someone asked me what is the number one scenic spot in my hometown? I answered yes.

11. The story I told today is not far from now. Those who have elderly people at home can go back and ask - during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period...

12. The Party needs me Handsome, I can’t help being handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

13. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

15. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia

16. Childish words are unbridled, what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and what is outlined is full of loopholes but the most sincere love *I.

17. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

18. Don’t set up a stall in your sister’s heart. If you do it again, she will be called the city-governor!

19. From now on, I hope to become uglier slowly, otherwise I will definitely be molested by a female nymphomaniac, I’m afraid.

20. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I have nothing but handsomeness.

21. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

22. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.

23. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

24. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

25. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying. Humorous Sentences to Describe Narcissism Part 2

26. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart is I also have to be punished, so wouldn’t I have to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts?

27. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else’s arms, I’m so cute, and they will definitely not return it.

28. Love comes when people see each other, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars see cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

29. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I carefully looked back and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

30. I want to be a person who is neither painful nor itchy, does not smell, does not ask, does not speak, is not pretentious and does not abuse myself. Vegetative state.

31. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she has become indifferent to you.

32. I just miss you suddenly, can’t help it, and feel painful.

33. How will you live if I die?

34. Have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? ! !

35. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

36. Don’t think that just because I’m handsome, you think I’m unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I’m open to all kinds of things.

37. I will definitely be a man in my next life and marry someone like me. What a good woman!

38. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

39. Lao Tzu said, when fighting, use bricks and throw them to the head. It doesn’t matter whether you die or not. Almost pulled down to death ￣. ￣

40. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

41. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

42. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

43. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

44. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

45. This is how feelings are, if you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be someone to hurt you.

46. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If I don’t leave, I’ll beat him unconscious and continue to drag him away~

47. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

48. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly, and then thinking about you.

49. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning ten thousand dollars. A witty sentence copy about drinking and being narcissistic and funny

A witty sentence copy about drinking and being narcissistic and funny

1. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still laughing.

2. Every day I set a new world record, which is my record of being the most handsome in the world.

3. When people see each other, they love each other, when flowers bloom, when cars see cars, they love each other. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

4. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

5. The further away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help but ask myself, is it happiness or the process towards happiness that I hope for?

6. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

7. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I looked back carefully and saw that they had all fainted on the beach...

8. The second time I walked to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: " Are you handsome?" I remembered the last lesson, nodded and said, "I am handsome." They beat me together again, scolding me for being immodest.

9. The day I am no longer here, the world will seem to have lost its soul.

10. If I really love you, will you forgive me for all the mistakes I have made.

11. A girl who met me once said to me: "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if there are only three minutes left in the world, If so, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.

12. .I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. Let me ask you.

13. Coco Li chased me for three streets, and Xie Tingfeng immediately announced that he wanted to marry me after he saw me yesterday. Retired from the entertainment industry in September! Not for any other reason, but because I am so handsome.

14. Whether you love me or not is purely fictional.

15. I was born to do great things.

16. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don’t have that only shortcoming.

17. That day I said that I was the best. It’s good that we broke up, but you still begged me not to leave, and I let go of your hand and said that we would still be friends from now on.

18. You should be low-key, even if I am so beautiful, I am not. Say it.

19. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

20. I hope to change slowly from now on. Be ugly, otherwise I will be molested by female nymphos.

21. I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but they always gave me applause and screams.

22. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

23. The mood of going to school is heavier than visiting the grave!

24. A handful. I’m still cute at my age, but I’m such a sinner! Part 2 of witty sentences about drinking, narcissism and humor

25. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful roommate, but my roommate does?

26. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

27. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and the United Kingdom is very difficult. We must contribute our appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

28. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

29. I know something heartbreaking, but I don’t want to tell it because I’m afraid of losing it.

30. You ignore me now, but you ignore me in the future.

31. Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?

32. Take a look in the mirror and say: Oh, no. The photo is still so beautiful, the mirror is blown up.

33. People who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

34. A beautiful person like me will be discovered by the teacher as soon as I miss class.

35. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

36. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

37. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else’s arms, I’m so cute, and they will definitely not return it.

38. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

39. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

40. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

41. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

42. Narcissistic sentence: If being handsome can support a person! I think I can feed the world!

43. I am handsome, please don’t watch.

44. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

45. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

46. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

47. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

48. You said that my appearance was fake, and you also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate that the money you said is fake, but I cannot tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance. Humorous copywriting to describe narcissism, self-confidence and self-love (collection of 48 sentences)

Humorous copywriting to describe narcissism, confidence and self-love Part 1

1. Why don’t I have anyone who is so handsome? ’s deskmate, but my deskmate has.

2. Ah~~You don’t know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week...

3. So handsome that I want to be disfigured, but so handsome that I dare not go out on the street again.

4. When you meet me, you will find that there is someone so handsome!

5. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.

6. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If you don't leave, beat him unconscious and continue to drag him away~

7. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can they dare not be handsome.

8. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

9. There are four dishes on the table. Open the first one and take a look, ha! very nice! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one saw a plate of vinegar!

10. How will you live if I die?

11. The day I am no longer here, the world will seem to have lost its soul.

12. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

13. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

14. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and express your handsomeness. The weather is nice today.

15. One tooth is still stuffed - eat lotus root!

16. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I carefully looked back and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

17. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it was really beautiful.

18. There is no way to live this life, and the poor have only money left!

19. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

20. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

21. Life is a book. A fool reads it casually, but a wise man reads it carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it.

22. Suddenly I discovered that my mobile phone is actually Because you are more useful.

23. How can the handsomeness that penetrates into the bone marrow not turn you into a pervert.

24. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time. Part 2 of humorous copywriting describing narcissism, self-confidence and self-love

25. I said, fight with bricks, go to the head, don't care if you don't die. Almost pulled down to death ￣. ￣

26. Those who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

27. Don’t have a secret love without permission

28. Don’t do everything you can, don’t spend everything, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t tell everything you know.

29. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry.

30. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome (beautiful) and be more ordinary.

31. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

32. Someone actually complimented me on my handsomeness just now, so I suggest you go and see my friends. After you see them, you will find that I am more handsome than before.

33. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

34. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

35. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

36. A law-abiding person is depressed in the morning, a strong beam sings every night, he rides a mule and rides a mule to benefit himself at the expense of others, he is upright and fair and suffers from hunger. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

37. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

38. I will definitely be a man in my next life and marry a good woman like me!

39. How can I be described as handsome?

40. All I can do is find someone who loves me and accepts everything about me.

41. Someone asked me what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I answered yes.

42. Me: A jade tree facing the wind, a majestic spirit, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, unparalleled elegance, unruly and suave, and a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, strong on the outside and soft on the inside. His character is wild yet docile, melancholic yet debauched. He is simply a model of men and a gift to women~

43. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind, in case it blows into someone else’s arms. Here, I am so cute, others will definitely not return it.

44. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. It’s your own problem if you like me.

45. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

46. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

47. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

48. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and show your coolness. Humorous sentences to describe boys’ narcissism and confidence

Humorous sentences to describe boys’ narcissism and confidence Part 1

1. Admit it, you still love me.

2. On the subway, I was told not to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the bus decisively because I was so cute.

3. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

4. I can’t even think about it, how could I have such a blessing!

5. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation!

6. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I looked back carefully and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

7. Young people, you must study hard and don't rely on a beautiful picture like me. His face is full of food and drink.

8. Don’t call me shameless, and don’t envy, envy or hate me. I am inherently beautiful, so it is inevitable that many people will chase me!

9. The further away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help but ask myself, is it happiness or the process towards happiness that I hope for?

10. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good~! ! !

11. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

12. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

13. Some people said that I am handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

14. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me.

15. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

16. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

17. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

18. One tooth is still stuffed - eat lotus root!

19. There were four dishes on the table. I opened the first one and took a look, ha! very nice! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one saw a plate of vinegar! Part 2 of humorous sentences describing boys’ narcissism and self-confidence

20. I smiled from side to side to the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep.

21. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don’t even have the only shortcoming, and I am almost perfect.

22. I have grown up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, and learned not to shed tears for anyone.

23. How will you live if I die?

24. Love comes when people see each other, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars see cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

25. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

26. In fact, I am really a dedicated person, but others always say that I am a playboy.............

27 .I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money, eat and drink, and live a slutty life freely and easily.

28. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

29. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to people all over the world!

30. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a star-like style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome guy system certification. A little reminder; this signature beauty is worth paying attention to.

31. I know something heartbreaking, but I don’t want to tell it because I’m afraid of losing it.

32. Countless people are envious and jealous of my charming and suave personality. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner feelings. Attracted by the external temperament.

33. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just handsome and low-key!

34. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better looking.

35. If I become a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

36. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

37. I am not cool at all, but I am very beautiful.