Funny sentences with homophones used in Douyin to criticize people (Part 1)

1. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, answer: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.

2. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called Nest Love You.

3. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

4. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

5. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

6. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop disappeared, so he went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you. "Hairstyle"

7. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

8. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit."

9. Nezha asked Wukong: "Subdued demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"

10 .I said to the crow’s feet at the corner of my eyes: We have to play well.

11. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

12. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

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14. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

15. When you are touched by a scene, you have two words: touch.

16. Find Ouyang Xiu.

17. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of the elephant."

18. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said aggrievedly: "I just want to take two photos of the shark with her."

19. One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, chasing it while shouting, Qiuqiu, don't leave, Qiuqiu, don't leave, listen. Are you there yet? Please don’t leave.

20. We can’t let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we can’t let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day. Funny homophonic memes used on TikTok (Part 2)

21. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can’t get entangled with him.

22. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

23. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked the classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

24. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

25. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

26. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Will kissing burn your mouth?

27. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covered his wound and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Notice..."

28. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!

29. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.

30. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

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31. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the soil. It turns out that oysters like mud.

32. Generally good-looking I have to rely on threats to get things done by just being coquettish.

33. If you don’t even ask me out, how can you make a date with me?

34. I said. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't access the Internet.

35. My uncle cut his head and became a vicious man.

36. Boys nowadays are so interesting. They talk about it and show off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

37. You can’t follow me? People who are afraid of dogs say: Life is not just about the dogs in front of you, but there are also dogs on the streets.

38. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. Hahaha, I am. It's a reflex fox.

39. "That girl has apple muscles and her smile is natural." "What you said is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."

40. Medusa petrified a general’s wife. The general said angrily: “How dare you petrify a humble wife! "Medusa: "Hate...hate other birds are frightened?" Sharing hilarious homophonic memes on Douyin that are dedicated to treating all kinds of unhappiness

Sharing hilarious homophonic memes on Douyin that are dedicated to treating all kinds of unhappiness ( Chapter 1)

1. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn't be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, "Please rub it carefully." The little bear said with red eyes, "I've rubbed it, I've rubbed it." < /p>

2. I just took the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. I felt anxious after eating them. It turned out that I was taking the pills with chopsticks and dates.

3. I understand the truth that ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually praising me for being beautiful.

4. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Lady’s head feel so heavy after wearing it? Because it’s a peaked cap!

5. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play with Guoba and asked who you are, Niba! Did you hear that I am mud? I am your father.

6. Do you know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.

7. There is a pineapple. When I went to get a haircut, he sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing his eyes)

8. If you don't even kiss me, then why are you kissing me? Do you want to burn your mouth?

9. What will happen to the Wangwang snow cake when it is hot?

10. The puff is squashed and my mother said I can’t eat it. I asked why, because it was a cicada.

11. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say I hate to catch the cicada. Just like it a little bit?

12. My neighbor was singing KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder. I ate a grilled oyster. There was no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that it was oysters without ingredients.

13. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

14. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you don’t have a partner (oak).

15. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

16. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home, and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out

17. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and the door is open. Sometimes there was a noise, but when I asked later, I found out that it was called a rough door

18. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all stupid, and I am the baby.

19. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

20. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

Douyin specializes in dealing with all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophonic memes (Part 2)

21. Normally, good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

22. No one understands you, is it a grievance? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it a grievance?

23. One day I was playing in the bottom lane of the King of Kings. Keep dying. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, do you hear me? Let it go.

24. One day, Tudou learned how to tell fortunes and made a sign on the street. As soon as he yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou's sign to pieces. When he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: "You are shouting, Suan is dead, try it!"

25. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

26. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? It’s because you feel sad.

27. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.

28. Crab and Clam took an exam together. Crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked Crab whose copy you copied. Crab said: "I copied Clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."

29. The weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.

30. Don’t love me, it won’t work out, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.

31. Question: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!

32. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, but I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try."

33. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg to confess her love is "This is a little love song of Omelette~"

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34. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

35. Why did the doorknob of the company’s conference room get broken because the boss was so angry? Bad.

36. The animal you shouldn’t mess with is the orangutan, because he beats his chest.

37. Why did you stay up all night? < /p>

38. Doraemon has no neck because of his hygiene.

39. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating.

40. If you are so bad, do you have an English name called Paul? Because Paul is so bad (Korchagin) Douyin specializes in all kinds of unhappy hilarious homophonic memes (Part 3)

41. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, but just opened it in Kings Canyon

42. Before Yu Gong died? He said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains" and his son said: "Shine"

43. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

44. An old colleague’s signature was “God is a girl.” I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

45. Once upon a time, there were two turtles. It was very similar, one was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one was. After a closer look, it was the turtle at home.

46. Fahai will never be a rapper because he can't forgive snakes.

47. There was an illiterate man who suddenly became literate while walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

48. When I was studying, I knew how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate didn’t agree.

49. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out. That’s a good thing.

50. “What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice if you put them in the refrigerator? "Don't leave me!"

51. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.

52. The coal cannot ignite, which turns out to be a fault with the coal.

53. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

54. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

55. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

56. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the voice just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

57. It is said that when Ruda pulled up a weeping willow tree upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers nearby closed up, so others called him "Flower Closed".

58. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

59. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"

60. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance man. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too flashy" He said: "Catch the vine of love?" Tik Tok's homophonic jokes to make my girlfriend happy (general 60 sentences)

Tik Tok's homophonic jokes to make my girlfriend happy Genre jokes (Part 1)

1. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

2. When entering, I had to fill in personal information. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind."

3. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

4. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

5. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

6. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

7. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

8. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

9. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

11. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why do I have time to pick up that thing?

12. One day the little duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. : You don’t have to.

13. If you don’t even want to coax me, why are you coaxing me?

14. When the snow cake gets hot, it turns into a wangwang quilt! /p>

15. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flickering. I called the maintenance technician. What did the technician ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom was too flickering." He said: "Catch the vine of love?" ”

16. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, you should lose weight.

17. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, he was admitted to Peking University, and I Roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, fragrant and sweet roasted sweet potatoes

18. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One called home and the other called out. The physical examination was over. Finally, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick person was. After a closer look, he found that he was lying at home.

19. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the only one. Baby.

20. Nezha asked Wukong: “Subdued demon, I want to ask you if you dare! "Wukong: "Like... love me like you said? "TikTok homophone jokes to make your girlfriend happy (Part 2)

21. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires. !

22. I drove past a small puddle, and the splashing water in the puddle made a lot of noise. It turned out to be loud mud.

23. Let me share with you the types of peppers. They are not spicy. Slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy, today is spicy for my birthday.

24. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

25. Teacher: What is four plus one equal to? Xiao Ming: It is equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you still say this when you know the answer! Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about five (martial arts)

26. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little kid juice?

27. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

28. The door handle of grandma's house is very thick, and it is difficult to open the door. Sometimes there was a noise, but after I asked, I found out that it was called a rough door

29. My neighbor was singing KTV at home, and I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was, and he said it was a good one. Make it louder. I ate a grilled oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that it was an oyster without ingredients.

30. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

31. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

32. You didn’t even add my WeChat account, so what did you add, Canada?

33. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several monsters living in the piano.”

34. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

35. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

36. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.

37. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.

38. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

39. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul? Because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

40. In the dead of night, I think every time Ask yourself how you managed to do both academically and emotionally. Tik Tok homophone jokes to make your girlfriend happy (Part 3)

41. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

42. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all, nor round nor bright, yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive.

43. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

44. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

45. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

46. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.

47. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

48. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

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49. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

50. I washed some dates today and they were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. It's gone. The date is gone. Did you hear it? It's gone early.

51. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.

52. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.

53. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

54. You don’t even care about me, so what do you care about? Hulunbuir?

55. The doctor prescribed a pill for me. I dropped it to the ground and it kept ringing. When I looked carefully, it turned out to be Good sound goes out pill.

56. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

57. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

58. I am a weight loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.

59. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

60. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to put more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud." The super popular hilarious homophonic memes on Douyin with text (general 40 sentences)

The super popular hilarious homophonic memes on Douyin with text part 1

1. It’s 36 degrees hot today I went and bought two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me, and then we relieved ourselves of the heat. Did you hear that, we were done.

2. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite you.

3. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

4. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright." He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

5. If you don't even date me, what are you going to date? Is there a three-part agreement?

6. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul? Because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

7. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home The rag on the bed fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the cloth was able to go out

8. The emperor returned from a private visit incognito. When the empress dowager met, she asked, "Are my children tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "my ...my name is lilei? ”

9. If you don’t even reply to my message, why are you replying to the twice-cooked pork?

10. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try."

11. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master at spoiling her.

12. My friends keep trying to persuade me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Stop trying to persuade me. I’m willing to do it.

13. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs. The baby said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome"

14. If you don't even coax me, then who are you coaxing?

15. . What Lu Tiha said was very touching, and everyone said that he was touching and wise.

16. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

17. If you don’t want to talk to me about love, then what are you talking about?

18. The two men are playing chess. The child: Master, your car is gone. The man: What car is it? It’s called ju. , uncle, you were taken away by yourself.

19. I haven’t washed my hair in four days. It turns out that I am a sexy person.

20. A teenager ate it. His classmate happens to be a boy. Part 2 of the hilarious homophonic meme that is very popular on Douyin

21. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, it looked like mud, you Did you hear me? I miss you so much.

22. I said that I liked Li Bai’s poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

23. There was a time. A little pig planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

24. We can't let fear happen. People who are tall go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, but we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.

25. Why are you staying up all night?

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27. When I came home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh, there is something on my pants that I can't wash off." "Oh, it seems like it has splashed mud."

28. You don't even coax me. What are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

29. Why does the aunt never sweat? Because the aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

30. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

31. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. The dates fell apart. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? They fell apart early.

32. You don’t even love me, what do you love, Qiyi?

33. I told the wind that the wind is blowing to the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are the only one who loves me." Like watermelon”.

34. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

35. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.

36. There was a pineapple who went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Please take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

37. Do you prefer ladylike and cute style, or am I an epileptic?

38. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

39. There has always been The little duck ran very fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is "Sleeping Duck in Mud".

40. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone.