You can't have both.
Climbing a galloping horse is like riding a fast train.
What can you do to save your lover?
What can I do to save you, my private Ryan?
6. You made me understand the thing of love, four words: cold to the end!
I'd rather you were cold to the end than be sad again.
7, one thousand jins dial four liang
8. Turn decay into magic
9, give me a fulcrum, I can hold up the globe 10, people leave their names, and geese pass on the phonograph.
1 1, take care of the environment, everyone is sick.
12, send goose feathers thousands of miles away, pure *
13, the expert looks at the doorway, and the layman looks at the sidewalk.
14. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.
15, Harry Boba
16, mortuary princess (cold! )
17, only envy Yuanyang for not donating blood.
18, if I had known today, why did I have a chicken?
19, poor children become monks early
20. Dare to laugh at Huang An's husband.
2 1, eating grass, squeezing out acne.
22, chest (-_-! )
23. Heatstroke Mountain Villa
24. Dragon Robin Hood
25. In the end, everyone will die.
26. When a Saiweng loses his virginity, he knows it is a blessing.
27. What can I do to kill you, my love?
28. Ji Chengsi Chun
29. Dongli Hotpot
30. considerate clothes
3 1, kidney deficiency is a thief
32. Mickey Mouse and Liu Laogen (what's the same! )
33, kidney deficiency for a long time
34. Legend of Heroic Whaling
35-year-old whale warrior
36, roadside wildflowers do not, step on!
37, often walk by the river, how can you not trip?
38. The Great David
39. Powerful cats
40. Xiaobai is tax-free
4 1, big gray
42. Aunt Wu
43. There are many fish in the sea, so it is better to breastfeed.
44. Young people pack frogs
45. Aisingiorro Sakyamuni
46. Grandma's Causeway Bay
47. Needle spatter
48. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being too funny.
49. We are all sharpshooters, and each bullet kills a comrade-in-arms (boom! )
50. Listen to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories.
5 1, Jerry Yan with irregular name.
52. Map of Tomb-Sweeping Day
53. Big Brother, I am you.
Uncle (what's the relationship? )
54, meteor, butterfly, QQ personality signature
55, full moon peas
56. Now Nanniwan is all barren hills.
57, four words: stick to the end ~ ~ (four words! )
58. Love is in front of the theater
59, 36 Plan, Westward Journey Plan
60. My mother got a promotion, and my father got a promotion.
6 1, CCTV jelly is cool
62. Lv Qian * Hospital
63. Yellow female soldiers
64. Those who have money should run a money market and those who have no money should run a crematorium.
On this big day, we feel extremely sad.
66. No, there is a way to ask for money (I almost had a nosebleed when I saw this).
My ideal: to influence a group of people with actions!
The city is waiting for the year-end award, with a trumpet cavity.
After planting husbands in spring, there will be many husbands in autumn.
Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, which is suspected to be a panda burning incense ~
Strong cold air is coming, I hope to do a good job of keeping out the cold. If you fly south, change your hairstyle, change your hairstyle. Hibernate if you really can't. Youlao
A man is holding his husband, and a wife is holding his wife. If you don't have it for the time being, bring a thermos bottle. If you really don't have it, bring a gas tank (note
Meaning to ignite). Don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu.
I am still standing on this ancient battlefield, confused by the wind.
I pretend to work hard and the boss pretends to pay seriously.
I have to read Forbes Rich List every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.
……
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is a male and a female!
Reading 10 years is better than talking about qq for half a year.
Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.
A male classmate of mine who got married not long ago is called-he often hangs around in the kitchen and can't cut his hands.
Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt ~ ~
Tiger is not arrogant, when I am hellokitty.
The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman is that she is too stupid to complain.
No regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following you
Remember, women must eat, sleep, drink and be good. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend our money, stay in our room and sleep.
Our husbands seduce our boyfriends and beat our children.
Mom said that the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang priest; Those with wings are not necessarily angels, they are birds.
People.
Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
Work qq, refuse to chat, if you want to chat, talk hard, every word; Punctuation marks are half-priced.
About, 20% discount; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first, then talk. The money will be here soon.
Chat, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; Chengzhengdai
Richard, unique in all parts of the country, is eager to hire a chat expert, both professional and capable.
Men lament women: beautiful people can't go to the kitchen, those who can go to the kitchen are not gentle, gentle and have no opinion, and those who have opinions are not feminine.
Women spend money indiscriminately, and those who don't spend money indiscriminately are not fashionable, and those who are fashionable are not at ease, and they can't see it at ease!
I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a 100 yuan and press "ctrl+c" to continue walking.
" ctrl+v" @ _ @ ~ = =
Confucius said: fight with bricks, according to the surface, and should not be chaotic; No more, no more, no more; Even if you die, you don't have to pull it down.
Again; No, the deceased was a hero ~ ~
At that time, my wedding diamond ring was only 10 cm away from the sewer! After a quarter of incense, I finally decided to end this daily mention.
Living in fear ... let my husband buy another big diamond ring!
My dream is to be the master of a landlord's house. His family has thousands of hectares of fertile land, and he is ignorant all day long. He took a dog slave to the streets to raise his salary when he was free.
Play a good woman!
Female Edition: My dream is to be a landlord ~ play pipa and embroidery with my delicate and jade hand that I am tapping the keyboard now ~ just take it with you if you have nothing to do.
Some maids went out to flirt with a good woman and a man. ...
The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to turn my eyes.
Liu Xiang and I are both representatives of Shanghai, Liu Xiang represents speed, and I represent Hongkong.
Clear water means no fish, while low people mean no enmity.
I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!
After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded ~
Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money ~ ~ ~
Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, bow your head for lunch!
Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
Legend has it that there is a kind of food that can make people feel refreshed and sweaty! That's right! This is mala Tang!
You ... you ... you ... hello! I ... I ... I'm selling ... selling ... selling bibles ... classics.
Yes, you ... do you want to ... do you want to ... I ... I ... I am a ... word, A. ...
..... word for word ... read ... read aloud to ... you ... listen, still ... or ...
Because ... because ... I ... buy ... buy.
... buy ... a ... this ... go back to ... home ... look, look?
Women don't care about decency, decency is because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because of betrayal chips.
Too low ...
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years for too many chefs.
Money is not a problem, but no money.
About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.
Maldives returned to Beijing, BMW returned to Jetta, heaven returned to hell, but fortunately his wife was still his wife. ...
Climb on others, out of nothing, out of nothing, ha, you are great, really, really great ~ ~! Remember, there is a God between heaven and earth.
Damn ~! God accepts you ...'
Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe swings well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first. . # $! ! …%
~*^@&； ~ the conclusion is: you can't buy a house now!
Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women.
Women don't soak ... tell her to go back to sleep!
0 years old, 10 years old, rising every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. Basic orientation at 40 years old, orientation at 50 years old.
Eat incense everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. An 80-year-old lesbian is always at home and a 90-year-old is hanging on the wall!
Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao's chastity; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
Buddha said: No matter how high the martial arts are, I am afraid that the kitchen knife will knock down again.
God, you let summer and winter share a room, right? Give birth to this damn weather!
Men may or may not love you on impulse, but they certainly don't love you without impulse!
Money and women are dung, willing to be dung flies!