2. Be infatuated with my brother, but my brother is not a legend …

There is much grass in the sea, so why look for it in the class.

It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that they are so beautiful.

I have no time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

I just want to love you in my own way.

7. Clean up the old mountains and rivers and start from scratch.

I swear that I will be honest with you all my life.

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

10, I found the best endorsement of men's underwear-bird's nest!

1 1, eating 70% full is the most comfortable, and treating your girlfriend up to 70%.

12, save water, can I wash it with my girlfriend?

13, when I find a wife, I will ask the first time, where have you been all these years?

14, I laughed to the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed.

15, when I get married, you should marry me, too.

16. Shave your head and be a dishonest monk.

17, same me, same bad, same woman I don't love.

18, I am nobody, I am an idiot who will always protect you.

19, when I made up my mind, I realized that there were traces of him in your heart.

20, big men, will bully people; A good man can be a cow or a horse.

2 1, once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just grow!

I tried to learn the skills of love, but I failed.

23. I was caught out before I had time to make love.

24. What about the woman who once wiped my sweat and said "Don't fight again"?

I don't expect you to love Russia, but I will never allow you to betray me.

26. If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have had a doll kiss.

You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

I thought of her, not because I loved her, nor because she hurt me deeply, but because I thought of her.

29. You are an unfinished song that I sang until my throat was hoarse.

30. Forget, lose, understand, and understand your own heart before you know how to cherish you.

3 1, the night is dark and windy, and you are whistling with your sword. I said,' What a bunch of idiots'.

32. I heard her say that I was fine, and that was the feeling in my heart.

33. The most painful thing is to see big thick legs wearing miniskirts.

Let me tell you a secret, dear. The pig is more beautiful than you, and you are uglier than the pig.

Send your girlfriend home, no matter where you go.

36. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

37. I am not green tea, so I have no chance to drink another bottle.

38. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women.

39, men are not abnormal, how can there be a next generation.

40. Egg pain is the attitude of sunshine.

4 1, I won't tell you that I ate cut cake, and I'm going to Gao Fushuai.

I didn't run away from the question you gave me.

43. If anyone offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.

44. Put her position above the game. After all, she is the one who will accompany you for the rest of your life. Games are just a pastime.

45, don't say low-key, that's my tone.

46. I like girls as long as they have real feelings.

47. I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, and I ignore you because there are dogs behind me.

48. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

49. Being too rational is not youth.