2, wearing a couple's costume is nothing, and driving a couple's car will be domineering in the future! !
In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination range" is wider than the sky! !
4, get up every day, your beloved quilt will be staged: the drama of heart abuse, physical abuse, and love abuse, lingering, lingering, reluctant, and hateful!
Girls should not be too thin, or Cupid can't help you.
6. Every time I see something delicious, I will say to myself: I can't eat it, and I will die if I eat it. But it turns out that I am really a hero who is not afraid of death!
7, TM, if I knew which bitch created LOL, I would definitely hold the 888 fire unicorn for his family!
8. Remember the black rice brother who refused to go out in Daming Lake?
9. I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!
10, I firmly believe that my future has nothing to do with my grades.
1 1, the world has its own true feelings, and giving 0 points is also love.
12, God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.
13. Why do beautiful girls always follow an ugly boyfriend who looks like a pig?
14. If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester.
15, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.
16, I can bear hardships very much. On second thought, I can only do the first five words.
17, I was definitely homeless in my last life, so let's live like this in my life.
18, I can even you without carrying a schoolbag.
19, you hold a glass cup in your hand, and once you let go, it becomes glass slag.
20. I don't know if your mind has ever swam in the water, jumping over toads and walking past donkeys.
2 1, I am delicious, you can only choose the same! I choose you, you buy me something delicious!
22. If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is around.
23. It is not easy to cheat if you are good-looking. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.
24, a good man is not allowed to play cool with his wife, not allowed to make her jealous, quarrel must give in, you must hold on!
25. Nima, don't keep asking me whether my wife is more important or my brother is more important. Just be gay.
26. I wish the dreams of those children who insist on failing this course come true when they clearly review well.
27, licking your head, slapping your face, singing in your mouth that your heart is too soft!
28. "Erkang, please sing a song for me." "All right. Love really needs Yong Qi ... "
29. God lacked a mobile phone, and Jobs went; God lacked bodyguards, so Bruce Lee went; God lacked singers, so Leslie Cheung went; God, are you short of a class teacher?
30,, Sean, Kim Woo Bin,, Ning,, Kim Jong Kook male gods all match! ! Terrible is that there is even a child Zhang Tiantian! ! !
3 1, teacher, teacher, where are we going to take the exam, or you can tell us.
32. If you don't eat for nothing, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!
When I was a child, I thought that if I swallowed bubble gum, I would die. When I was a child, I thought that eating watermelon seeds would make watermelon grow. When I was a child, I thought the actors on TV were really dead.
I swear at the high temperature of 40 degrees that I would rather be frozen into a popsicle than heated into a dog. Now that I am frozen into a dog, I understand that beautiful promise, because I am too young.
If it rains, let it kill me!
36. I am fat because many troubles make it difficult to lose weight.
37. The old vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. School meals have gone up in price, and students are as hungry as thin horses. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home.
38. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.
If you want to be a snail in your next life, you don't have to buy a house.
40. If you are really hungry, you can call me and I will grab a snack for you to chew.
4 1, my only phone number: Mo Sankai, Si Sanquan, three hooks and two tips.
42. I felt pregnant as soon as I entered the classroom recently
If Suman knew that Lu Licheng was so good at Draco, he would surely fall in love with him.
44. Girls like boys who are a little serious, but this kind of carelessness does not delay seriousness.
45. Chinese mathematics is difficult to circumvent, English chemistry is boring, politics is not good, and sports performance is poor. Damn, our youth is ruined like this!
46. Looking at the children's shoes with this message, I see that you are distinguished and have a faint breath of kings in your speech. You will do something in the future!
47. computer! Don't try to seduce me, I have homework.
48. I can't work out the function of this kind of thing even if you let me take an open-book exam.
49. I feel that growing up every day is not a material-saving master. I must be fascinated by many little girls!
50. Friend, you are forcing me to be unreasonable.