2. Female, who loves to hit people, comes to my house every night 10 to beat you down.
3. Welcome to disturb, you'd better pay.
Being a mortal can be annoying sometimes.
5. Have you eaten? If you don't, hit your sister.
6. Yesterday, I also showed that the Sky Foundation is red, but red will always be my eyes.
7. I have studied calculus, linear algebra and advanced mathematics seriously recently. It is found that calculus is the first sound, linear algebra is the fourth sound, and advanced mathematics has four sounds. Mathematics is really a unique little thing.
8. Sorry, everyone. I often send my friends away, mainly because the conditions at home are poor, the burden is heavy, and people are ugly, so I can't rely on my face to eat. I hope everyone will support me and introduce me to more handsome guys. Thank you.
9. It's sweet to contract to meet your parents in the New Year. After playing with bones for several years, it can be salty and sweet, and it is fat in vain. Parents like it. Bao, do you think it's okay to give me a red envelope?
10. Where there is light, there is a Diga.
1 1. Although others say I'm ugly, I can't take it too seriously.
12. Woodpecker: dadada. Tree: I'm not sick. Stop pecking. Woodpecker: Two steps won't get you sick. Tree: Get out.
13. On days when I have no energy, I kill fish in the morning market. When you are bored, you wipe your neck with a knife. Today's salary is gone. I wanted to treat my favorite boy to mango Melaleuca.
14. Teach everyone how to live for 200 yuan a month, buy two bottles of sleeping pills and take them when you wake up.
15. I found someone. Thank you for your concern and blessing. I keep it a secret for the time being, because the relationship is still unstable, and sometimes I can't dream of it.
16. I left my hometown, and the whole village came out to look for me. I came back with a well on my back.
17. Is the child there? Your net is leaking. Can you repair it? I'm going to be squeezed out by other fish.
19. I met a monster on my way home, but it kept going south. This is the kind southern beast.
20. If you don't want to talk, you don't want to talk. You're putting on airs. What? Do you think you are awesome? Do you really think you are handsome? Coincidentally, I feel the same way. I will continue to lick you tomorrow.
2 1. I swear that my Oreo only loves you, otherwise my name will be pronounced backwards.
22. I want to play with you, but my mother said that girls should be reserved, so I changed my avatar to hint at you. I hope you can take the initiative to chat with me and give me face. Thank you.
23. There are two kinds of beautiful women. One is that they have a bad memory, and the other is that I forget.
24. My heartbreak has become a QR code, and I still miss you when I scan it.
25. A quiet day is to make false accounts in the company. If you are bored, report it to the company and everyone will go to jail together.
27. Some men are really strange. They haven't contacted you for several days and suddenly ask what you are doing and what you can do. Of course, they are with other men. Otherwise, will they wait for you? Still waiting for you?
28. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I found out that I was next to you because it barked.
29. When I call you beauty, you should answer it. Don't be shy, okay? Ladies.
30. When nothing happens, I kill pigs in the pig farm. Kill a little pig when you are bored. Today, my salary is gone. I wanted to invite my favorite boy to the movies.