Personalized signature of bachelor's day greetings

If you want to be a bachelor, you should also be a bachelor who loves life. The following is a personalized signature of Singles Day greetings that I carefully collected and arranged for you. I hope you like it!

1. the flowers are similar every year, year after year? People are the same? Still alone?

2. What is the most miserable life in the world when a person drinks a little wine silently?

3. Although you are not single at present, you are always? Married young people enjoy unmarried treatment? .

4. tonight, I want to find a beautiful mm and say to her? No? !

5. You have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? All you have to do is call three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister? , you will find your favorite, very clever!

6. Women, it is better to marry if they are born well, and to study well than to use well

7. The biggest mistake in school is that menopause hits adolescence, so it's strange not to rebel

8. Don't be so nervous, I'm not the kind of good person you think

9. All beautiful women, don't discharge, my daughter-in-law has a caller ID

1. My whole family went to the museum to visit the monkey show

11. A great man lies in his inner strength, not his outer body

12. Do you know why it is difficult to earn money, because Grandpa Mao is the endorsement

13. He is holding a cake box of chicken legs in his hand, but he is shouting that I want to lose weight

14. Once upon a time, he wanted to become a nunchaku and tried to find another one.

15. We bachelors are carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. What a joy!

16. The text message comes again: Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us will be single and both will be happy.

17. This morning, my best friend told me that I finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

18. You have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? All you have to do is call three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister? , you will find your favorite, very clever!

19. Text message again: Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us will be single and both will be happy.

2. You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

21. If you insist on forcing me to go to Liangshan, how can I not be a hero?

22. I loved Singles' Day, and my whole family was not hungry.

23. I don't accept other gifts during the holidays, but only my girlfriend.

24. I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? All you have to do is call three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister? , you will find your favorite, very clever!

25. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connected it to form a double stick. Double sticks and double sticks worked hard, and nunchaku became a three-section stick. Hehe, I wish all bachelors would become three-section sticks.

26. I don't know how to hold the brake when going uphill. Why bother arguing with me?

27. Men are liars. You say you're not. Aren't you a man?

29. Today, we don't accept gifts on holidays, but only girlfriends!

3. Part I: I was single last year, I am single this year, and I think I will be single next year: my deskmate has a master, my classmates have a master, and all my peers seem to have a master's cross-examination: I am carefree.

31. As ordinary friends, if he has a little friction with you, just shout at him regardless of the willy-nilly. You dare not be my boyfriend! ? When he's at a loss, you change your mind and say: I'm sorry, that's wrong. I mean, how dare you argue with me? ! ?

32. Steal your favorite MM's QQ, write your truth (remember to sign it) in the message location of her QQ profile, and then pretend nothing happened.

33. Before Singles Day, how about calling someone you like and asking her out to discuss? Take off? Light.

34. The weather forecast is just the truth: thank you for watching today's weather forecast

35. The sufferings of being single, but everyone is very much in love with each other

36. A hundred single love songs can't sing out my inner sadness

37. Everyone has searched for her for thousands of times, and my other half still doesn't know where it is

38. It's true loneliness

39. Send my blessing to you who are single, and my friends please keep in mind

4. How happy we are single, floating through the flowers, silent but leaving some fragrance

41. On Singles Day, I must find a beautiful mm and say to her? No?

42. What's your name? Bare? , my name is? Mingming? , synthesize a pair of names? Double?

43. The gap between the rich and the poor: the poor choose cliff to commit suicide, and the rich choose cliff bungee jumping

44. Nowadays, the powerful plastic surgery technology in society is not as good as PS

45. Confucius said, don't pretend to be forced, but you pretend to be forced, I just like to watch silently

46. I know you are not a casual person, but please keep respecting me

47. A bowl of instant noodles is enough for a weekend.

48. It's our happiest thing to suddenly find money in your pocket.

49. If anyone insults you, tell me to turn him into a mobile head.

5. If he is fat, he will be fat. What do you say about plump?

51. He has wrinkles all over his face and says that others have acne. Look at his own first. It's because you look like Lei Feng and have a sense of justice.

53. Get an idea and give you a lollipop. Can you promise to marry me?

54. I decided to quit smoking after smoking all the cigarettes in the canteen, okay?

55. Cooking for myself is to take care of myself. Isn't Liu Yiwei advocating it? Eating every day? Really, it doesn't matter if the rice is burnt, but resolutely wipe it out with a frown. It's fashionable to remember the bitter experience in the new century.

56. You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

57. We bachelors are carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all the time, but we can also cuckold others all the time and let them be turtles. What a joy!

58. We bachelors are not afraid of divorce even if we are afraid of anything. Who is like a housewife? If there is an internal dispute, we will lose half of our fixed assets carelessly.

59. Today is Singles' Day, which is celebrated by the whole world, and the whole world is jubilant. You are out of the organization, and you are in hot water. Do you still remember being a single friend?

6. If you are a bachelor with enough personality and have certain star potential and fearless courage, why don't you just do it simply and pursue absolute freedom of body and mind on Singles Day? Be a complete bachelor? Go streaking

61. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. This is an opportunity. If you are always too depressed in this city, you may indulge yourself on May. For cautious bachelors, if they dare not go to the second bridge area of the Yangtze River, then choose a person to get drunk.

62. As long as you express yourself at will tonight, you will find your favorite.

63. Today is Singles' Day, and we warmly celebrate your leaving the organization.

64. Singles are called bachelor aristocrats, but they are called older youth.

65. Singles' Day is coming. Everyone is better than Singles' Day

66. If everyone is single, what can beautiful women do when the sky is low?

67. Singles are a realm, and no one can live this festival properly

68. I really hope that a sister Lin will fall from the sky. So I don't have to celebrate Singles' Day

69. It is said that June is to commemorate the great men who died for love

7. It's good to be single, and there is another holiday. Most people can't have it yet

71. As long as they have salary, give them all other jobs.

72. When I was young, I thought I was fishing from the river. When I was young, I thought I would die if I put bubble gum in my stomach

73. You can only get high if you have money, but you deserve it if you don't have money. This is the social essence now

74. I got together at work a few days ago, and when I waited for Singles Day, I buried myself in a pile of papers, so I didn't care about my colleagues talking about Singles Day. I can't take a lunch break at noon, but stay at night to work overtime, so that my busy work can completely paralyze my lonely heart. If you work hard like this and are seen by a single boss, you may get something else.

75. Singles' Day is actually an excellent opportunity for bachelors to get naked. Instead of avoiding or enjoying themselves, we should make full use of the opportunity to make a bold attack and say goodbye to singles' day and bachelor's career. This kind of positive attitude towards life is worth learning.