1.？ If I am young and don't feel inferior, I must have many husbands.

2.？ Smoke is grass and wine is matchmaker.

3.？ Finding a male basin friend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

4.？ I look so fat that I am swollen by life.

5.？ You are already a member of this group. Please leave the group and show it to everyone.

6.？ The first time I saw you, I prepared a fishing rod to catch you.

7.？ Many people go to the South Wall, and I'm sure I can make a fortune by repairing it.

8.？ Time tells us that the era of irrationality is over, and now it's time for us to pretend.

9.？ Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, or sing nunchakus across the river.

10. I really didn't expect it to come to this. After all, I became your goddess.

1 1. Finally, Zhuang Zhou opened the meat stew with no conscience.

12. Don't frown. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

13. When the power went out at home, I kept coming in to solve the lighting problem through frequent appearances.

14. I miss my girlfriend. I don't know what she looks like.

15. Please open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

16. Smart people don't talk in secret. Come and see me when you are free.

17. I won't wash my hair from today. It will snow for you at Christmas.

18. You don't have to chase me because I can't run away when I see you.

19. I don't want to be your sweetheart. I want to be a ghost who spends all your wallets.

I thought my brother was very good, but I didn't expect him to even love me.

2 1. I heard that staying up late will lead to sudden death, so I try to stay up late.

22. Forget the sour taste of love.

You just need to remember the smell of money.

23. If I had you,

Dancing laser rain in your dreams.

24. If you have any questions for me,

But definitely not.

25. I may have lost my pig.

I haven't been found.

26. I hope you are cute,

Can cure all unlovable things.

27. It is said that the more bad things a girl did in her last life,

The bigger the breasts in this world.

28. I am busy every day.

Busy growing up, busy being cute and busy being naughty.

29. Good night, hide under the covers and fall asleep with a little coolness.

30. Seriously,

I am a woman that Tsinghua Peking University will never get.

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