2, how boys soak, how much water temperature is appropriate.

3. Every wonderful life has a 2B youth.

The ratio of male to female is three to one, which means that a couple has a pair of bases.

I didn't have the criteria for choosing a spouse before, until I met you, and I told myself that you can't have this.

6. Just now, a beautiful girl was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

7. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

8. I'm a little short of suffering, just a bitter one.

9. It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

10, why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with others. They wear watches and you wear rubber bands.

1 1, just confessed, just congratulations.

12, practicing qigong can make others angry.

13, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

14, give you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me.

15, this season, if a girl watches you nibble your lips, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting her skin to death.

16. It snows. I am no longer single dog, but a sled dog.

17 I want to hold you in my arms, just like a father holding his son.

18, I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

19, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

20, girls, don't easily say that you are a foodie. Good-looking people are called foodies, and ugly people can only be called fools.

2 1, I don't want affection and righteousness. I just want to have money with you. Of course, if I have money, I can live without you.

22. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

23. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

24. Seeing the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when tearing the express parcel by hand is not like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me makes me burst into tears.

27. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

28. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.

29. I studied for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone became popular. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

3 1, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.

32. Be proactive. We will not only have stories, but also children.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

34. Stay with me. At least I love you more than ten kilograms.

35. I cut a bitter gourd today, and this product is smiling at me, which makes me unable to eat!

36. As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

37. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. The first reason is that I don't know the way at all. The second reason is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

38. You don't like it, he doesn't like it, and no one watches my selfie.

39. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

40. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

4 1. Girls nowadays are really interesting. Show off in a circle of friends when watching a movie with a boy. I am in the same class with more than forty people. Did I say something?

42. Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

43. No one is always smooth sailing. In fact, you are not alone. Look at the friends around you. It's all because of failure.

44. The Chinese New Year is coming. The whole world is smelling the sour taste of love, and only I am smelling the fragrance of single dog.

45. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

46. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.

47. Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

48. Ambiguity is like typing. If you wait for a long time, there may be nothing.

49. When I met you, I realized that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

50. Kiss me secretly quickly. I closed my eyes.

5 1. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

52. Don't wait for people to stay up late. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

53, primary school class fee, junior high school class fee, high school class fee, university class fee process!

54. After half an hour in the hot sun, I was sweating like a pig, and finally I waited for the goddess to appear. After going up to tell her, she said to calm down. She must like me, otherwise she would be so considerate.

After ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant middle-aged person.

56. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at me now, I hate it, and my eyes are full of flowers.

57. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

58. There are inevitably regrets in life. My biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my face.

59. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

60. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

6 1, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

62. You should be happy and sad, so why not be happy?

63. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she knew, she was setting someone up.

64. There are only two things I can't do in my life, and that is either one or the other.

65. I can give you a gift on June 1, but if you don't give me a gift on Father's Day, don't blame me for disowning people.

We have at least 20 pieces of meat on us, which is brought by the words "Don't waste".

67. Take a step back and broaden your horizons. That is to say, if you take a step back, others will broaden their horizons.

68. When the invigilator said to put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I really wanted to put myself on it.

69. I want to be a little rich woman with 10 thousand yuan.

70. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his nose.

7 1, why get married when you are married? If you live to an average life expectancy, will you die?

72. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

73. If you realize that you are not so important to others, you will be much happier.

74. If you are single all the year round, you should reflect on whether you are too strict about gender.

75. Some people stay in bed because they have money and can sleep as late as they want. You lie in bed because you have no money. What a good meal you can save!

76. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy, chubby and round.

77. You have your long legs, and I have my short legs, not very long, but very thick.

78. Those who look good are called coquetry, and those who look ugly are called wild.

79. The boy you like is really cute.

80. This wind is really obscene, which makes my mouth dry.

8 1, I don't know what's good about you, I just want to peek at you taking a shower.

82. Taking a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.