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Fan Dan met a good wife in the bathroom, which is exactly what I want.
This sign is simply a "good thing".

This signed story goes like this,

Fan Dan, a native of Han Dynasty, was an emissary.

In May and a half, the scorching sun hung high and there was no wind or cloud. No one can be seen in the fields on both sides of the road, and the farmers have already gone home to rest and enjoy the cool.

Fan Dan kept waving his whip for fear of missing the delivery time.

But the horse still stumbles, just can't walk fast.

Yes, I started from the inn at dawn and haven't stopped for three hours. It's time to have a rest.

I saw a sunken lake in front, which is a good place for people and animals to rest. He rushed to the lake in one breath.

Fan Dan took a bath with water, quickly pulled up his horse and hurried on.

This horse is eating grass, (= = greedy ...)

Can't delay, then Fan Dan mind a question like lightning,

With water to drink and grass to eat, the world is so open away from the noisy city.

Animals know how to accept gifts from nature. Why should I fight for a meal?

How about being an errand boy? He figured it out. ........

Fan Dan drew his sword and hacked the horse to death (= = the end of laziness ...).

I took off all my clothes, threw them into the water, picked up a bundle of straw nearby, covered it half at random, pretended to be poor and was robbed by robbers, and planned to change clothes in the village.

From then on, I stayed away from officialdom and lived a happy life.

Fan Dan grabbed the straw and covered his nakedness tightly.

However, if you take one step, you will loosen a few straws. It turns out that the hula dance was invented by the Han people. )

It didn't go far, and it was scattered, leaving only the small clumps in front.

I was just about to rearrange myself. When I looked up, I saw a girl coming with a big buffalo.

Without thinking, Fan Dan let go, and all the straws around him fell on the side of the road (= = embarrassed).

With a splash, he jumped into the water naked.

In a flash, the girl took the cow to the lake and saw a big head on the water.

Facial features (handsome), blinking, I curiously ask:

"ah! What are you doing in the water? 」

"I ... I take a shower!" Fan Dan replied falteringly:

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw the cow with its head down.

Swallow the grass skirt he used to cover himself, (= = Don't bite it wrong ...)

Fan Dan impatient for a while, only to see his right hand raised a lump of mud "beep".

Impatiently hit the cow's head, mud and smelly water splashed everywhere, and the girl who was herding cattle was all over her body.

"Strange! My cow didn't bother you either. Why do you hit it? " The girl said with a straight face:

Fan Dan couldn't answer for a moment and blushed. You can't say, "If you eat more, you will get something else." )

I had to point to the straw on the shore and say hesitantly, "Your cow ate my straw. 」

The girl looked at it and felt angry and funny. She said,

"Straw is everywhere, see you a face of gentle appearance, so narrow-minded. 」

"That's my grass skirt, used to cover my body. I just met a gangster and even my clothes were robbed. "

Fan Dan was sarcastic for a while, so she had to tell the whole story.

"Girl, be good enough and give me a suit. 」,

"It's easy to get dressed, but we have to exchange conditions," the girl said generously.

"You must swear to God that you will marry me." Fan Dan was surprised. Although she is a peasant girl, she is also handsome and nice, so she readily agreed. (= = "This is forced marriage ..)

Soon, the girl brought a set of blue cloth shorts, and she saw that Fan Dan was still immersed in the water.

He was pleasantly surprised and said to Fan Dan:

"My name is Fan, and my father has long suggested that I be a single aristocrat. It happened that my mother didn't believe me and looked for a matchmaker everywhere, but every time the object she liked died, I got married. She looked a little sad, and then said, "There are already nine fiancé s, all in name only. It seems that you and I are really predestined. (= = Because the horse died first ...)

Xia Yue took Fan Dan home. It turns out that her father-in-law is a famous scholar Fan Ying. Xia Yue has been taught by her father since she was a child, and she also knows how to be polite. She saw through vanity and secularity. Fan Dan also gave up fame and fortune, and the husband and wife lived a loving and happy life. Later people called Fan Dan Mr. Yin Qing.

Let's look at the literal meaning of signing a poem.

Choose the most beautiful peony flowers,

I advise you to take him off quickly and stop doubting.

If people in the world want to ask the way to get along,

When everything is in spring, you'd better hurry.