Part 1 of witty and humorous friend circle copywriting

1. Being single is not difficult, but the difficult part is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

2. I am finally relieved at this moment. Every time I read your composition, I have the urge to commit suicide!

3. It is a mirror, it will always reflect light... it is gold, it will always be spent!

4. Young people should not always think about pie falling from the sky, but should keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they will pick up money on the ground?

5. I once thought it was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that it was just a scum in the sea of ??people!

6. Every summer when I get tanned, I always think, “It’s okay, it will be repaired in the winter.”

7. My brain is full of wisdom and it strengthens me.

8. You are like a beloved one held in the palm of my hand. It would be strange if I didn’t hold you in my hands...

9. My greatest sorrow is to lie down with my chest flat. The belly is still there.

10. Only when you are rich can you feel the richness of the world; only when you are kind can you feel the perfection of the world; only when you are magnanimous can you feel at home in the world.

11. Just go to work. We must carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!

12. Everyone has a dark side. If you insist that you are innocent, then I can only say that you are not a human being!

13. Life is not only about the present, but also invitations from old love.

14. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened. ? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived too!

15. When I was a kid, I would always rush to bed as fast as I could when I turned off the lights!

16. I won’t reveal it to you in the monthly exam! With both hands, I really thought I slept in class for nothing.

17. In English class, the teacher asked us to read the word apple, and the whole class shouted "iphone" in unison.

18. If you wear something trendy, if it is too trendy, you are not mainstream. If you dress sexy, if it is too sexy, you will be on the stage.

19. Brother, don’t force me to use my power in Beijing. I don’t want to cause a bloody storm. .

20. I like you so much that you will die if you like me. Humorous Moments Copywriting Part 2

21. Those who trip over the same stone, reply. Instead of scolding yourself, you should scold the stone.

22. Don’t always be hot and cold to me, otherwise I am afraid of catching a cold.

23. My soul. Singing and dancing, but my body is lying on the bed.

24. All the heavy rain I missed in those years will be returned to you these days.

25. Mosquitoes are not hateful, but Tang Bohu is. Forgot to order some mosquito coils for us.

26. I said I liked Li Bai’s poems better, and Lu You was furious, and then my family couldn’t access the Internet.

27. I am a person. An unmarried young man who enjoys the benefits of being married.

28. What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the end.

29. Since you picked it up in the first grade of junior high school. I never understood mathematics after I dropped the pen on the ground.

30. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can I truly realize that I am a "descendant of the dragon".

31. A shy boy finally summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: The one you like. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly: Can't it be done with a flatter head?

32. If I were Ma Liang, the magic pen, I would draw a well, put you in it, and then draw a cover.

33. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

34. Practice has proved that if you don’t get along well, you will never go back.

35. Although I can’t cook, I’m good at ordering takeout.

36. I don’t want to do anything today, I just want to spend the day quietly and handsomely.

37. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant in Rizhao, his mouth was watering, and he had no money in his pocket.

38. I am so lonely that even my desires have been shaken off by me.

39. I told myself a good night story. The plot has ups and downs and is exciting. I am too deep into the drama and still tracking down the murderer to feel sleepy.

40. Some children always fantasize about being a princess, but I am different, I am a prince. A collection of humorous Moments copywriting about people who are afraid of society (40 items)

A collection of humorous Moments copywriting about people who are afraid of society (Part 1)

1. More friends The road is crowded and hard to guard against.

2. When you are sad, you don’t even have the strength to smile.

3. Suddenly I feel that nothing is important, and wealth is the most important. I don’t want to choose anything, I just want to work and live peacefully alone.

4. Put away your impatience. I don’t want to like you anymore.

5. He is like a deer without antlers that gets lost in your heart.

6. In situations where there is no interaction between people, I am filled with the joy of life.

7. Suddenly I feel that nothing is important. Money is the most important. I don’t want to choose anything. I just want to work and live quietly alone.

8. He is good at pretending to be confused. In fact, he knows it in his heart but is unwilling to say it out.

9. Each of those loves falling in the clouds is my heartbeat that I cannot hide for you.

10. If there are more than two people in the company, I will not dare to go there.

11. In the new year, I just want to work hard alone and slowly grow my skills. I don’t want to rely on anyone else and close the WeChat Moments because few people will really know how to do it. Pay attention to your heat and coldness!

12. Don’t talk, don’t ask, don’t mention, don’t think, don’t talk, don’t get acquainted, don’t talk, don’t start, don’t talk, don’t love, don’t get used to it, don’t like it, don’t meet each other, and rest early.

13. Giving yourself more love is often like this: mutual suspicion and then miss.

14. Some words can only stick in the throat and rot in the heart. Some people can only pretend to have amnesia, and it is best not to remember it again.

15. I prefer staying at home than going out. I don’t like communicating with people I don’t know. I’m afraid of making mistakes and being laughed at.

16. Do you know what social phobia is? ? Check it out online! You will also know how people with such diseases should spend their youth?

17. Keep your patience and surprises will slowly brew out.

18. The better a person's condition, the less talkative and restrained he is. When your mentality is stable, you will naturally have less desire to express yourself, and you will have no interest in things other than your own goals. I just want to settle down quietly alone.

19. How I wish someone could tell me: If I have thoughts about this life, the years will pass by, holding hands in the world of mortals, day and night, condensing words into love.

20. This world has given us too many cheap tears and unreal sense of drama. Humorous Moments copywriting about social fear of human beings (Part 2)

21. When the inferiority complex overflows, it becomes quiet and gentle

22. My legs are tired, I had decided that no matter what, I was going to go home and lie down in bed. At this point, I hesitated as to whether I should say goodbye to my acquaintance before leaving. But I was too timid to leave without saying hello, and too weak to say goodbye loudly. So I stopped again, leaned against a moonlit wall, and waited.

23. The biggest problem with social anxiety is long-term habitual self-doubt.

24. I want to be isolated from the outside world, and I also want to have no emotions and no deception, but that’s just what I want.

25. I only miss and do not contact old friends. I like to be alone in a daze.

26. I used to suffer from social anxiety, but later I was cured and became socially anxious.

27. If you don’t keep in touch, your feelings will gradually fade away, and if you don’t socialize, your friends will gradually disperse. Sometimes this kind of society is very correct, and sometimes it really makes people breathless

28 .Maybe it’s because as I get older, I gradually like to be quiet and give in. Sometimes you just want to be alone, quietly, without talking, just listen to the ticking of the clock!

29. Realistic persona: Socially paralyzed, talkative and less polite, online persona: No. 1 in terms of mouthiness, yin and yang and weirdness, online dating persona: a clingy treasure.

30. Inferior self-esteem + introversion + social phobia = me

31. I am not socially phobic, I am just allergic to people.

32. You are very cute, not only cute, but also worthy of being loved.

33. When you are as humble as dust, but no one cares about you, the pain of living is that you live as yourself in the eyes of others, the confusion of being born, the hesitation of love and incompetence, a song of a fallen nobleman 's elegy.

34. Even if you are so embarrassed that you crawl out of three rooms and two living rooms with your toes on the ground, pretend to be calm on the surface and continue with a smile.

35. In the real society, I am equal to a waste. In terms of common sense of how to treat others, I show shocking stupidity.

36. Always be happy, record life, be gentle and lovely.

37. The sun will still rise and everything will be fine.

38. I obviously have low self-esteem, but others think I am cold and cold

39. There is a kind of girl who is neither the sun nor the moon. She has low self-esteem and is introverted. She is like dust. When the wind blows, she will not be able to see her. There are no traces

40. The world is so busy, who can empathize with others about being stuck in traffic after get off work and posting humorous comments on WeChat Moments (40 items)

Being stuck in traffic after get off work Part 1 of humorous stories posted on Moments

1. The traffic jam was so bad that I just got out of the car to have a meal.

2. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time. ?

3. It was raining and traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

4. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and during festivals, there are always traffic jams.

5. On the way to get off work today, the traffic jam gave me a holiday feeling. It was dark and foggy, drizzle, and high beam. It was too difficult for a female driver

6 .The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Even if he remained motionless for twenty minutes, he would still be convinced. Upset.

7. My mother said that the road to Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams and she was not allowed to take the car and asked me to walk there by myself.

8. When buying a car, be sure to buy one with excellent driver assistance and audio. Listening to the song and watching the car drive by itself, the traffic jam is no longer so annoying

9. The traffic jam makes me doubt my life...The taxi driver sent me to the exit again...I stayed there for a year and still can't find it I was really worried when I entered the station.

10. Bingjingmen is stuck in traffic every morning when I go out. It has been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when I go out is annoying...

11. It’s drizzling, and I’m not afraid of smog and cloudy days. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache when I encounter traffic jams.

12. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three- to four-hour drive is expected to be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back~... Think about that time I also want to apply to a university outside the province, which is fine.

13. Do you want to? There are few people and few cars, but the roads are smooth?

14. Are you "stuck" today?

15. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't do anything. Not coming out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

16. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.

17. It is really bad to be far away from home. If you have a seven-day holiday, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do?

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18. Are you worried? When does the digging and digging take off? ?

19. Is it miserable? Shoes are stuck in mud and no one cares about the car!

20. Since everyone realized that there will be traffic jams on highways during the holidays, the traffic jam time has been moved forward. Part 2 of a humorous story about someone who was stuck in traffic after get off work and posted it on WeChat Moments

21. See or not see, traffic jam version: you drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.

22. Recently I have become accustomed to rail transit as the first choice. There are no traffic jams, no worries, and there are no crowds at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed, and the rare schedule and cool air make me feel comfortable. The recent anxiety has been relieved for a moment...

23. Brother goes home, wishing him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to her unit on the way. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!

25. Encountering a big traffic jam on the highway, it’s a bummer... and wasting more hours on the road

26. I wish all those who are traveling today that there will be no traffic jams on the road. Come and stay with me.

27. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.

28. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams. You make me so upset. If you could, you would block me for the rest of my life.

29. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.

30. I saw you stuck in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic jam when I woke up.

31. Is it bitter? City roads are blocked every day!

32. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.

33. If you are stuck in traffic jams, you will buy a plane when you become a nouveau riche.

34. Traffic jams are a very annoying thing. When a lot of annoying things happen and you encounter a traffic jam, you can only use music to relieve it. AC/DC will always be at the top of my playlist. Turn up the volume, close the windows, and time is yours at this moment.

35. There is a kind of pain that makes you still stuck in traffic when others arrive. There is a kind of happiness that makes you fly in the sky and watch the traffic jam.

36. The longest National Day and longest traffic jam in history!

37. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky mess. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

38. When you see an injustice on the road, you roar and come to walk your dog on the highway.

39. The most severe curse I have heard so far is: I curse you to be stuck in traffic every time you go out! ?

40. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another. Humorous copywriting for sharing WeChat steps on friends circle (40 items)

Humorous copywriting for sharing steps on WeChat friends circle Part 1

1. The afternoon sun was very good, and I walked 10,000 Take multiple steps and exercise on the first day. Only in this way can you witness your true color!

2. There are also many delicious foods. Fortunately, I walked 20,000 steps today, so I can’t gain weight anymore. I finally ranked first in the number of steps taken on WeChat.

3. Why is the WeChat step count number one again? I have to keep a low profile in the future.

4. I found the sunshine by the window and went out for a walk. I should have taken more steps today than yesterday!

5. The sun is just right today, there is no snow in Xiling Snow Mountain yet, and we have walked at least 25,000 steps.

6. Patrolling 14 buildings, wearing out a pair of shoes in a month, walking so many steps at once, it’s incredible.

7. My daily life during the summer vacation is to lie on the bed and sofa in rows at two o'clock. Grandma pointed at me with her mobile phone and said: Every time I go to WeChat and count the steps, you WeChat.

8. The weather is good today. It is sunny after the rain. The sun is shining from time to time and the temperature is pleasant. Today I walked around taking pictures and walked more than 11,000 steps.

9. Life is like this. The weather was clear and sunny today. I walked more than 10,000 steps and still had time to take a nap.

10. Oops, my god, I walked tens of thousands of steps this time. I accidentally refreshed my step count.

11. On the fourth day, the sunshine was very good. I walked 10,000 steps in the community and felt full of energy.

12. Your step count is for others to see, but your healthy body belongs to you.

13. My WeChat step count today is 10,000 steps. There are seven diseases and eight pains caused by aging of muscles and bones. The key is to exercise more.

14. I was really exhausted today. I took a lot of steps today, which made me feel that this was the most I have ever done in a day!

15. The first number of steps on WeChat. Run forward and face the pride of this life.

16. When I was still lying in bed motionless, the person with the most steps on WeChat had already taken more than 39,000 steps.

17. When exercising, you must do what you can. It is incredible to take so many steps at once.

18. I visited Xuanwu Lake at night and walked more than 20,000 steps. I accidentally refreshed my step count.

19. Harvest depends on labor and fitness depends on exercise. Today, the number of steps on WeChat ranks first.

20. A sunny day. The window sill was filled with dazzling light. I went downstairs and walked more than a thousand steps in the yard. Homemade glutinous rice cake. Part 2 of humorous copywriting for posting your step count on WeChat Moments

21. I’m so happy today. I walked in the park and took 30,000 steps without even realizing it.

22. Continuous fitness, accompanied by health, today the number of steps on WeChat ranks first.

23. I have experienced sunshine, encountered rainbows, seen stars and the moon, and walked more than 20,000 steps. Walking so many steps at once is so unexpected.

24. After getting up from the lunch break, I walked along both sides of the river. The spring sunshine was particularly warm. The elderly took a leisurely walk. From time to time, one or two couples walked past laughing, the barbecue in their hands exuding With the alluring fragrance, the willow trees on the river bank have sprouted new buds, dancing with their green waist in the bright spring light. My WeChat step count has finally been refreshed.

25. Running is a boring and lonely sport. No one can force you to do it. Only when the fire in your heart is lit and you are willing can you persist.

26. Ouch, my God, you will walk tens of thousands of steps next time.

27. Although I walked 20,000 steps today! But I still dare not stop exercising! I got home at 11:10 and still forced myself to persevere! After 50 minutes of sweating and perseverance just to challenge a new me, I finally ranked first in the number of steps on WeChat.

28. I walked 30,000 steps today and accidentally refreshed my step count.

29. The feeling of walking ten thousand steps, the mood of speaking is very beautiful.

30. On the second day of losing weight, come on, come on. I got up at five in the morning and exercised for 30 minutes, and then ran for an hour at night. I accidentally ranked first in the number of steps on WeChat.

31. Everything is going well. I took advantage of the warm sunshine in the afternoon and walked a lot in the courtyard. The elderly were sitting in rows by the pool, waiting for the small fish they saw last year; the children There was a lot of laughter, and the parents walking their children were basking in the sun and picking up their mobile phones.

32. Today is the first day of healthy exercise, running and walking for a long time! Now, WeChat step one! I'm so tired. I get angry when I'm not thin.

33. The first time I ranked first in the number of steps on WeChat, there was no need to find the direction of running, the direction was under my feet.

34. My WeChat step count today is 10,000 steps. Exercise is the source of health and the secret of longevity.

35. Greatness does not care how many times you fall, only how many times you stand up. Today, WeChat ranks first in steps.

36. I walked too much today, and my legs feel like they don’t belong to me anymore. It’s good to exercise more.

37. After walking ten thousand steps, I went home and slept for two hours. , WeChat steps finally ranked first.

38. Before caring about how far, how far, and how fast, the more important thing is whether you started or not.

39. It’s amazing to walk so many steps at once.

40. My WeChat step count today is 10,000 steps. Hey, we have come a long way.