Personalized signatures from classic networks to describe hot weather

In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death. Here are the classic networks I compiled for you. Personalized signatures to describe the hot weather, welcome to check~

1. Confess your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will become cold! Also It’s not hot anymore!

2. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

3. The thing you most learned from Lei Feng is holding your sister-in-law and sending her child home.

4. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, but the time difference is half a year.

5. Barefoot Immortal: It’s impossible to wear shoes now. Your feet will be burned wherever you go.

6. No need to cook the hot dry noodles

7. In the hot summer, I hope the cool breeze from my message will drive away your heat. Be sure to remember not to be too busy at work. , don’t eat too much, don’t go to bed too late every night, pay more attention to your body, be healthy and happy!

8. There is no cloud at noon, a scorching sun above your head, no wind, and all the trees are listless Standing there lazily.

9. What women struggle with in summer is: they are afraid of wearing revealing clothes and wearing makeup because of sweat. The dilemma in winter is: I want to show my thighs but it’s too cold? What should I do?

10. The cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: Yo! Conveyor belt sushi! Chief! When I came to Gulangyu Island and saw the huge crowds of people, I was overjoyed: yo! Boiled pork! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fell. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!

11. Good Chongqing, every day It’s free steamed sangla, other places just make you feel refreshed, but we steamed it and it screamed!

12. Summer is the season of fruits, and I’ll give you a basket of fruits: Ping’an is rich, orange is auspicious All the best, may Xing be happy, persimmon be successful, nuclear family be happy, and plum be troubled!

13. I died in Beijing, brothers, remember to come and collect the body, thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

14. Junior students, the scores are coming out soon. As for choosing a school, 985, 211, and 2011 are all nonsense. Air conditioning in the dormitory is the way to go. As for choosing a major, having fewer classes and teachers will make it easier to get a job. Gauguin TM is nonsense. Living in a new dormitory in a new campus is the best option for your major. There is no air conditioning, no fans, and the power is cut off at night. Even if we give you teachers from world-class universities and let you study international fraud, you will not have a great future. Don't be stupid, you have no future, and you will die of heat halfway through.

15. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a life-or-death friend!

16. When taking the bus in summer, I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs. of her lace panties. Whenever I see these people, I will stare at them with my angry eyes to express my anger!

17. Queen Mother: I think it is better to change the Peach Banquet to the Water Splashing Festival so that everyone can Cool down, cool down.

18. I like it, I like the green summer, because in summer you can enjoy swimming in the swimming pool. Summer brings joy to children, they are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like the stormy summer, because the summer rain is so bold and straightforward. The lotus flowers in summer give us a smile, and the lotus leaves in summer show us their charm. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun overhead, no wind, and all the trees stood listlessly and lazily.

19. The soil on the ground was hot from the sun, and several dark-brown pot-bellied crickets were jumping around like springs.

20. The little bird has gone hiding somewhere; the grass and trees are all downcast, as if they are dying; only the cicada keeps making broken screams on the branches; it is really a broken drum. Cheering for the scorching sun!

21. As soon as I got to work, I received a text message on my mobile phone, reminding me that it was very hot today and I should pay attention to preventing heatstroke.

22. Dou E was ordered to be executed in the street. Before the execution, the weather in June and July turned out to be cold and windy, with snowflakes falling. The people who were watching were stunned, and then they all knelt at the feet of the executioner.

"Sir, please show mercy," the people kowtowed and cried bitterly, "Can you take her back and kill her again tomorrow? It's so cool." ?

23. It’s so hot that I’m getting tanned? I’m turning white because I don’t go out at home every day? It’s great! We can finally have a mixed-race child?

24. In such a hot weather, the only people we can date are friends of life and death.

25. Are you asleep? I send mosquitoes to sting you; do you eat hot and spicy food? I send flies to annoy you; have you forgotten me? I send bees to get into your belly. Bajie, when you come back from Buddhist scriptures, you have to keep in touch with me. Otherwise, don’t blame me for disturbing you again!

26. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in such weather, touching my body Straw mat, suddenly understood the mood of Xiao Long Bao.

27. Look! The clouds will always float farther and farther away, the stars will always twinkle, the flowers will always smile, the waves will always roll over, friends will always miss you occasionally, and blessings will always come. No matter if it’s on time, the little fool will always read it patiently!

28. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

29. Weekly horoscope. Aries, Taurus, and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra, and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius should avoid outdoor activities as much as possible; other constellations can do whatever they want.

30. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her!

31. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, they became acquainted. .

32. Don’t ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!

33. Every cell of my body needs air conditioning.

34. My body will die of heat in Beijing, but my soul will be with you.

35. The weather is so hot! I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept! The car didn’t need to be ignited, it would catch on its own! Encountered on the road Strangers looked at each other and smiled, and became acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was blurred just after the numbers were set!

36. The thoughts of spring, the love of summer, the blessings of autumn, and the blessings of winter. wish. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever.

37. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you have been asking for 8 months ago has finally been realized!

38. Asking where the dormitory is so cool, the dormitory manager said, Buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, who has not been hot in life, sell the dormitory, buy an air conditioner! It has been so hot for ten years, sell the dormitory, buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, there is no spare heat, sell the dormitory, buy an air conditioner! If the relationship between two people is hot for a long time, sell Housemaster, buy an air conditioner! Before you see it, the coolness comes from the sky, sell the dormitory leader, buy an air conditioner! I am chatting with teenage fever, sell the dormitory leader, buy an air conditioner!

39. A wisp of longing turns into a breeze, A hint of coolness comes to you, a trace of concern accompanies the drizzle, a little bit of friendship surrounds you, a text message is melodious, and every word of blessing is with you. I wish you, my friend, happiness every day and everything goes well! The weather is changing, so pay attention to your health!

40. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

41. Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep!

42. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

43. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

44. Principal, open the door, open the door if you can! Don’t hide in there and keep silent, I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!

45. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

46. Today, the sun is blazing, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

47. The weather is so hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!

48. Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge and powder? Doggy days? Go.

49. There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

50. I just kicked a child away on the bus and a group of people applauded.

Why? That naughty child is singing? Just sow one seed one by one, and many suns will grow. Every corner of the world will be extremely bright?

51. A person died, this person It's called "hot".

52. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stings so hard that we can't even open our eyes. The asphalt on the road has been softened by the sun. A wave of heat hit my face, making me breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas were chirping endlessly, as if to say: It's so hot, so hot. Xiaohua lowered her head and Xiaocao bent down, both looking listless. Where are the children? All of them are hiding in the swimming pool. Look at the children in the swimming pool, one after another, so densely packed that only their little heads are exposed.

53. It takes a wild goose one month to fly south in autumn, but it takes two months to fly back north in summer. Do you know why? Because it’s hot in summer, it has to use a goose. Fan the wind with your wings, wishing you a cool summer!

54. I generally don’t send messages, and if I do, I only send creative ones! In the past, people laughed at clichés, but now I have to work hard to be high-profile. , say it without fear of being praised by others, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention when the weather is hot.

55. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.

56. It is gratifying that under the influence of sustained high temperatures, the roadside porcelain industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage.

57. Jade Emperor: Tianting has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in the Lingxiao Palace.

58. Yue Lao: Nowadays, when looking for a partner, you all want to look at the zodiac sign. No matter it’s hot or cold, you should always look for an Aquarius to quench your thirst.

59. Pack happiness into your bag, so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; lock happiness into your heart, so that you can feel the beauty bit by bit; fold wishes into your hands, and let You always control the brilliance of destiny; friend, I wish you a bright and wonderful life! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

60. As time goes by, the weight of friendship will increase; as time goes by, the weight of friendship will increase. The wine will ferment friendship; the distance will intensify the longing in the heart; greetings will warm the hearts of friends. My friend, no matter when and where you are, I wish you to be in a good mood, happy and worry-free! Have a pleasant life and be happy and safe! The weather changes, please pay attention to your health!

61. The scorching sun tears open the skin of the earth. ;