Four tragedies in life: long drought, rain and rain; An old friend or enemy of another country; Wedding night, next door; When I was nominated for the gold medal, I didn't have you.
Please read aloud: lying on plum blossoms smells like flowers, and lying on branches hurts and hates low. If you ask far away, the stone will break, and the stone will turn to spring.
Men don't wave at the age of 30, wave at the age of 40, wave at the age of 50, wave before 60, wave after 70 and wave after 80.
Promote Putonghua: Please repeat after me: ten mosquitoes and a catty of turtles, five mosquitoes and a catty of chickens. I know that turtle is more expensive than chicken, and China chicken is more expensive than turtle.
Sister doesn't have to worry about finding brother, and brother finds sister. Excuse me, where is my sister? It's all in the net.
Those who fart are proud, and those who smell fart are depressed. Fart, be a commander; Fart stinks, be a professor; Fart is silent and smelly, which means there is not enough time!
When you see this message, owe me a hug; You owe me a date to delete this message; If you save this information, owe me a kiss. Hehe ~. o
Piggy Piggy's belly is bulging, his feet are thick and his face is doodle, and he can't get in or out with one mouth. Piggy, where is he? Looking at the mobile phone, he was panting. ...
I should not hurt you when I clearly love you. So I summon up courage and tell you sweetly: I will believe in Islam for you!
As soon as the online beauty spoke, Bush shook bin Laden's hand. As soon as the online beauty spoke, all the bandits in the world turned themselves in. I am waiting for you to open your mouth and hold your hand forever.
Loneliness, loneliness, don't fall in love in loneliness, just pervert in loneliness!
Shandong people dare to give any gift, Northeast people dare to accept any gift, Beijing people dare to say anything, and Guangdong people dare to earn any money.
Men are playboys, they are tempted to see beautiful women and cheat people with sweet words. Once hooked up, it is dirty, but it is heartless.
Friend, don't give up the whole vegetable market for a rotten onion. It's just an onion! There are so many good men! ! !
Single secret: don't let the other person think you want to get married, don't let the other person think you don't want to get married, and don't let yourself think about whether you want to get married or not.
The water is flowing and the fish is swimming; There is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling; I really want to hug you and kiss you; You have a heart, I have a heart; We have been in love until now.
Monkeys and monkeys like peaches. I am a monkey and you are a peach. Sweet peaches make monkeys happy; Eating too many peaches hurts your stomach!
Chunmian doesn't know. Mosquitoes bite everywhere and scatter them on the enemy guards. I wonder how many people died.
Nothing I can do on the Internet can dispel my worries. I can chat to get rid of my troubles. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful girl waving, nodding and closing other windows. In the end, it was an old man from the north, disgusting!
Unfortunately for you, anyone who can receive this message is a parallel mobile phone. If it is used for a long time, the consequences will be unimaginable. Please replace it immediately.
Tell you a secret to getting rich, but don't tell anyone! Give you half the money! Is it doubled? !
The tortoise is free to run, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the root of trouble.
Laugh at the sight of bones, and jump over the wall when you are in a hurry. Strangers cry like hell when they come. It is good for mankind to have you.
Holding a lover's hand is equivalent to returning to eighteen ninety-nine; Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it that year; Holding my aunt's hand, I found that I had held the wrong hand before.
When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you pester me again, I will die."
Warning: It is verified that your mobile phone number is the same as that of President Clinton. Please change it quickly to avoid international disputes or romantic events.
Warning: Your mobile phone has undergone drastic changes and will explode due to overload. Please put this prompt in an empty place immediately after reading it. ...
First-class men spend women's money, second-class men spend won money, third-class men spend stolen money, fourth-class men spend their own wages, and fifth-class men spend their wives' money.
Pig's four wishes: the surrounding walls have fallen down and feed has fallen from the sky. All butchers in the world are dead, and everyone in the world believes in Buddhism.
Your ideal is that all the men in the world are dead, leaving a group of beautiful girls who can make food and suits. Illusion.
Brother! Please don't bend your head and suck hard every time you fart, thinking that you can absorb the fart smell! :p
The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence.
You are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You have a little aroma, I have a little smoke; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.
Young girls are precious, young women are more expensive, and if there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.
Seven wolves in the world: Clinton, Cole, Saddam, Putin, Sharon, Chen Shui-bian and Castro.
I don't care if you ignore me. There are beautiful women everywhere, and they will take me in at any time.
Four weaknesses: boss kidney, three speeches, miss tears, statistics table.
Tips for answering the phone for free: When there is an incoming call, press 54SHM before the third ring, and then press # to turn it off. At this time, you can still speak for free.
A first-class man has a home outside his home, a second-class man has flowers outside his home, a third-class man looks for flowers outside his home, a fourth-class man looks for wild flowers, and a fifth-class man goes home with his wife outside.
First-class beauty across the ocean, second-class beauty in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauty in Shanghai, fourth-class beauty waiting in the country, and fifth-class beauty sent to reform-through-labor camp!
Love you, love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will torture you with text messages!
Eat fat, pretend to be fat, have big ears and strong limbs, bring a pen, buy a computer, surf the Internet at night and sleep.
I love you, just as the cowherd loves the weaver girl in the sky; I love you, just like a farmer's uncle loves rice; You are the phoenix flying in the sky, and I am the evil wolf chasing around on the ground.
Dear customers, hello: Due to rainy days, the system has failed. In order not to affect your normal communication, please put your mobile phone into the water! Thank you for your cooperation!
You are cool, you are cool, you drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually an Antarctic native.
You're a book, I'm a bag, you're a mouse, I'm a cat, you're wood, I'm glue, you're pork, I'm a knife, we have such a good relationship, dinner tonight is your treat!
Men are Pentium at the age of twenty, Hitachi at the age of thirty, Microsoft at the age of forty, Panasonic at the age of fifty, and Lenovo at the age of sixty!
The ugly girl turned around and scared a cow to death; The ugly girl turns back, and the water in the Yellow River Waterfall flows backwards; The ugly girl turned three times, and Tai Sen went to play table tennis!
Men are afraid of four things: they are afraid of a young lady getting sick, their lover getting pregnant, people writing letters, and their wives committing suicide. What are you afraid of?
Men are 20 semi-finished products, 30 finished products, 40 fine products, 50 best products, 60 top products, 70 waste products and 80 souvenirs.
Holding the wife's hand, it seems that the left hand and the right hand are holding the lady's hand. It seems that I went back to 18 and 19, holding the hand of my female classmate and regretting that I didn't do it.
Four ideals of men: money falls from the sky, all the beautiful men in the world are dead, and the beautiful women are brain-dead, crying and letting me soak.
Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.
Women are wonderful, they can have children and sleep; She jumps when she sees silver, and laughs when she has food; No money, no face, no tone change, talking like a ghost.
Read the following words and you will get a job with a monthly salary of 2 million. These problems are as follows: the purpose of this is both.
The status quo of virgins: a group of people accidentally hurt themselves, a group of people are destroyed by criminals, a group of people are deceived by emotional swindlers, a group of people go bankrupt through legal procedures, and a group of people are left behind who see through the world of mortals.
Men are not bad, a little abnormal, men are not coquettish, they are just idiots. Men are not philandering, they must be nervous, men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal.
Is your Mandarin standard? Please repeat after me: look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.
You are handsome, you are handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of a failed God!
A student said, "teacher, I want to shit!" " "Teacher:" Speak politely! "The student was silent for a while and said," Teacher, my ass wants to vomit! " "
The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said, "And 1 pig"? The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages"!
Last night, I had a dream that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!
The ugly girl in the street looked back and scared a cow by the roadside. When the ugly girl in the street looks back, the comet will also hit the earth. The ugly girl in the street looks back three times, so don't worry about three meals a day.
If you turn around and frighten a cow to death, if you turn around and knock down a building, if you turn around three times, the boy in the street will jump off the building, if you turn around four times, the water will flow backwards.
I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.
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Narrator: Little Time: August 2, 2006115:10: 45 If you don't eat for free, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!
An elephant chased an ant desperately. The ant saw a mound in front of him, plunged into it and put out a foot. Why? It wants to trip the elephant.
The difference between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
In case of fire, please press it and then press it. Donkeys are as stupid as you! I told you to press it in case of fire, then press it again. Stupid as a donkey, I still press it! Donkey!
A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think pigs are stupid? He's still reading text messages!
Strange, strange, strange, strange, I found that Chun Lv and Chun Lv have mental problems. They don't eat, drink or rest. Where is Wen Chun Green? They are burying their heads in the news!
Chickens call eggs, ducks call duck eggs, and those that can be fried are called bombs; The one who reads the information is an asshole, and the one who laughs is an idiot. Anger is a fool!
I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, full of my wishes, falling on your sleeping pillow and killing you!
According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!
Your mobile phone has been infected with HIV. For safety, please wear a mask, gloves and condoms when using.
I'll give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will definitely eat a catty and pack more. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! Happy new year!
Starting today, please call 1 10 for free to win a 9-day value-added tour of the detention center. Call now and give posters and other gifts.
God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.
On mouse's birthday, he boasted that there would be guests. On the birthday, others laughed at it as a bat, but the mouse proudly said that at least it was a stewardess.
There is a tacit understanding, a beautiful feeling, a happiness to accompany you, a longing to see, an idiot who finished reading the message.
Congratulations! Your mobile phone has passed the upgrade test. Please put it on the chopping board and hit it with a sledgehammer three times to upgrade!
Your underwear is similar to bin Laden's, and the American target has been locked! Please take it off and throw it into the water, streaking ten kilometers away!
Please read the following numbers quickly: 252525252525 ... All right, baby, this is your bone!
Your four ideals: first, tear down the fence around you; Second, the sky is falling; Third, the butcher of the world is dead; Fourth, the people of the whole country believe in Islam.
Hongxiang is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, croaking is frog, and watching the news is a fool.