1, if you like, then please remember that you are not fighting alone.

When we were cleaning, the teacher said that we should regard the school as our home. Then why did he pick me up when I was sleeping in class and say, do you think this is your home?

The teacher said that love is an uncountable noun and has no plural form.

I like the day when my English teacher got the report card. I wanted to give her a hug, but I didn't say it.

5, the wolf is coming, and no one believes the child after three times. The teacher came, and people didn't believe him until he said it countless times. Finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf!

I like the flowers my teacher gave me last term.

7. I think the teacher must like me very much and criticize me by name after a class!

8. The biggest mistake of the school is to let a group of menopausal people take care of us adolescents.

9. "There is a person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others!" "You mean the head teacher!"

10, the school has no money to install air conditioners and computers for us, but countless monitors make me so moved.

1 1, dear, am I just some cheap goods in the supermarket, so you don't want them because they are too cheap to get?

12, teachers in all subjects don't give us classes because of poor grades, and they all give up, which may really hurt teachers.

13, we especially like the math teacher's class, because she said she wouldn't listen to sleep, and everyone in the back row fell asleep.

14. What is the head teacher? Is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

15, the teacher's most classic lie; I treat both good students and bad students equally.

16, I like the teacher to digress in class, and then the dialogue between the southeast and the northwest begins and then the class is over.

17, I like to listen to the announcement on the radio during class: please all teachers come to the lecture hall for a meeting quickly.

18, my favorite teacher was called to a meeting by the radio. The teacher rolled his eyes and said, "Learn by yourself." Super cool! ! !

19, the class teacher said, "Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital."

20. "Why do you always sleep in class?" "Because the teacher is singing a lullaby!"

2 1, the third grade is over. Our head teacher is over 50 this year and may not teach next year. He gave us a dead pig for a year and finally cried.

22. I feel that the children's shoes that teachers like to move around are all made of wood. .

23. I think teachers are very cheap. .

24. "The teacher said that you don't study hard now and fill in the blanks when you grow up, but you study hard now and choose multiple-choice questions when you grow up."

25. How can I, the future flower of my motherland, resist the bombardment of the extinct teacher?

26. Dare to swear in front of the teacher ~

27. Now this teacher, the students are disobedient, and they don't stand and squat!

28. Is there much homework in junior high school? The teacher's homework is piled up like a hill. Is there any wood in front? Teacher, please take some medicine and stop being crazy. There is so much homework. .

29. How many teachers have become crazy talking to themselves in order to teach their students?

30. Amitabha. Teacher. Put down the paper and become a Buddha! !

3 1, the Chinese teacher said,' death is death ... and the ellipsis of death to me.

32. Nowadays, teachers are really meaner than one. They really think they are Tang Priest.

33. Lao Shi asked, "Did you hand in your homework?" We all said in unison,' Yes, it's all burnt. '

34. I was slipped by my teacher at school and slipped by my boss at work. When the teacher knew, he came out and said, he is my dog, and only I can walk.

Our class now has a stomachache every day. Can you change the reason why you want to go home? Teachers don't buy it.

The PE teacher teaches Chinese. Our school is really great, isn't it?

37. Where do you hate going to physical education class?

38. I feel a little impulsive to scold the biology teacher today. .

I hate physics teachers. Every time I can't answer a question, the physics teacher will say, "Only smart people can understand it" (Nima, can I ask you a question to answer)

40. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

4 1, the math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and finally he went ashore and we all drowned.

42. The teacher said that there will be an exam next week, so you should be careful.

43. I am willing to donate teachers from our whole school to attack Japan. It doesn't matter if there is no class, the motherland is the most important! Approved powder

44. I always bow my head in class. The teacher asked me why I bowed my head. I calmly replied: "I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home."

45. After the shift change, I always remember where my former class teacher's classmates were.

46. I didn't know the teacher in charge was good until I changed shifts. I didn't know how to cherish until I lost it, and I didn't know that it was too late to learn to cherish.

47. I always feel that the class teacher I met is not as good as one. I always feel that the former class teacher who has been spit out countless times is actually very cute.

48. Whenever you look at me with that disgusting expression, don't think that I am happy to see you. . .

49. The headmaster and the math teacher fell into the river. Who did you hit with that stone? A: I'll hit whoever they are.

50. Teacher, you hit me with your car. I will punish you for not doing my homework, scold me for not calling my parents, and allow me not to sweep the floor and not to go home. I want to eat your lunch.

5 1, maybe the head teacher is the child left by the ancient mother Rong.

52, junior high school teachers are really pit. Sports also need to be managed.

53. The monitor is wearing a down jacket, a suspender miniskirt, black stockings and stilettos. The boys in our class were shocked at that time.

You said that when we learn English, we might be able to say hello to foreigners. What is the purpose of learning classical Chinese? Are we still whispering to ghosts?

55. Miss the monitor's miniskirt and stockings.

56. One class was chaotic, and then the head teacher stood at the door of the classroom, and the whole class suddenly became quiet.

57. There are two wonderful flowers in the class. The head teacher is a girl, and the class representative is a shemale. . . . . .

Teacher, it's very kind of you to give us such homework as a gift on the Mid-Autumn Festival.

59. The most refreshing sentence when you are sleepy in class is "Let's find a classmate to do this problem on the blackboard". .

Teacher, it's very kind of you to hand out so much homework after the Mid-Autumn Festival. ...

6 1, now the teacher really pretends to kick the students' clothes with a pointer.

62. You want me to go to school, which is equivalent to being trapped by such a tutor. Honey, do you still want me to go?

I love you, teacher. You may forget everything, but you won't forget your homework.

Teacher, you are too kind to us. No matter what you do, you will never forget your homework.

65. It's time to finish class. The teachers have worked hard. . . . Teacher, the school orders you to give us lessons. Why are you still standing here?

66. Teacher, your real occupation should be a hypnotist. Why everything you say makes me want to sleep.

67. Is there a feeling that playing in class or doing homework will make you feel that time passes quickly? If the teacher lectures, you will feel that time is like years. ....

68. Teacher, you are so busy that you have to go in person to get married!

Teacher, it's very kind of you to hand out so much homework after the Mid-Autumn Festival.

70. During the war between China and Japan, I will selflessly donate all our teachers to the front.

7 1. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

72. "To learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, the teacher is actually quite pitiful. He has to talk to himself for 45 minutes ... "

73. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the teacher stood at the back door of the classroom. . .

74. Well, you can't say you like it just because the teacher refuses.

75. Which children's shoes hate the window at the back door of the classroom as much as I do. .

76、? It's very kind of you to give me so much homework on the Mid-Autumn Festival. Mid-Autumn Festival is a rare holiday-it won't cost us anything anyway.

Teacher, it's very kind of you to hand out so much homework after the Mid-Autumn Festival.

78. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

79. I skipped too many classes yesterday and wanted to go to class. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

80. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

8 1. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

82. The teacher Niu Niu described the shyness of boys as precocious and Niu Niu.

Teacher, you love doing your homework so much, why don't you do it yourself?

84. As soon as the bell rings, you should go, old man.

Teacher, your ears are stuffed with donkey hair. You can't hear such a loud bell.

86. Sister said that the class teacher was particularly tolerant of the wet nurse.

87. No one is perfect, and teachers are not cheap, so naturally they are not teachers.

88. The sun is shining in the sky and the flowers are smiling at me. The bird said very early. Why are you carrying a small schoolbag? I went to the teacher. I don't know, I lit a fire and ran away with a bang.

When the teacher asked the students to answer questions, their hearts beat fast. It turned out that it was just a false alarm in the end.

90. Look at the poor faces of the teachers. I just want to tear it apart.

9 1, teacher, do less homework, you are exhausted, you have no fucking students to hand in, and you have no salary.

It's easy to be a flat-headed class teacher for more than 20 years in 1992.

93. All abnormal questions make abnormal teachers take the answers for granted.

"Teacher, it's very kind of you to send so much homework after the Mid-Autumn Festival."

95. Teacher, don't call students stupid. If we can all do it, what do you want!

96. There is always one person in the class who is the dog of the old class.

97. When I grow up, I must be a teacher. While the students were taking exams, I wandered around leisurely.

98. The most stinging sound in class is the teacher's cell phone ringing.

99. The teacher said; "You may not study well, but you should have good moral character." Well, I choose the one with good moral character.

100 and yesterday's 9 18, the teacher was in class. Suddenly, the alarm sounded and the students ran away. The teacher still said to us, "What are you running for? Hurry back to class. "

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