2. I really envy you, knowing me with outstanding talent at a young age.
3. I ended up with a friend today. I really can't stand such a person. He even used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.
4. If life is hard in the future, you should rely on friends from famous universities to take care of you.
5. If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. Even if I am busy and free, I will appear in front of you rain or shine as long as you say "I invite you to dinner". -This is my lifelong commitment to my friends!
6. when my good friend has a date, I feel that the pig I have raised for many years has been eaten. Tell me something funny about friends.
7. What is a friend? Just put 5 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.
8. Just now, ten people hit my friend. I rushed over and solved half of it. Five hit me and five hit him.
9. I've been meaning to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!
Tell jokes about good friends, tell jokes about friends
1. If you think I've become a frequent scolding and swearing at you from time to time, congratulations, we know each other well.
11. There are three advantages of being friends with me: showing height, showing thinness and showing wealth.
12. Brother, don't die. Hold on. There are bigger difficulties waiting for you. Who will bear the difficulties when you die?
13. We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.
14. Today, a brother came to me and said that his female ticket was missing. Seeing his anxiety, I asked him when you had a female ticket! I saw that he bowed his head shyly and said, it's the kind of female ticket that occasionally inflates and won't get angry.
15. Because you have my ugly photo in your hand, you should be friends with me for life.
16. There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is who is as mental as me.
17. As long as I have a bite of rice, you won't be hungry. -to a friend
18. A friend is a liquor salesman. One day, the goddess he has been chasing for a long time said to him, "I have a boyfriend, and I am getting married soon. Don't pester me!" He lowered his head and looked very painful. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "You must use my wine when you get married!" "
Tell jokes about good friends, tell jokes about friends
19. Good friends are like this. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.
2. I have always envied my friend, having the best friend in the world. Don't think that if we don't meet often, our feelings will fade. I tell you, with our friendship at the beginning, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.