2. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.
3. The days are over, and I still have to watch the money! Only when the days are moist can I move on!
4. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school, and was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.
5. People are above people, so treat people as people, and people are below people, so treat yourself as people.
6. The sadness of many college students is that they have learned to kill dragons, but they can't find them with knives.
If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.
8. Find a beautiful female rascal and provoke me if nothing happens.
9. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
10, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.
1 1, I just want to be a kind fish, go with the tide to find my love, and die before dawn on the beach.
12, it's not your fault to wear a thong, you put a pad in it.
13, there is nothing perfect in the world, so I don't believe that angels don't shed their hair.
14, no matter dogs, monkeys or sardines, they will eventually set foot on their way home.
15 I decided to skip the afternoon class and go to the small park near the school to swing and return to the innocence and simplicity of my childhood.
16. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because I'm looking for Kawasaki.
17, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?
18, you smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.
19, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.
20. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld.
2 1. As soon as I entered KFC today, I shouted, "How can I get to McDonald's?"
22. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is not cleaning up.
23. Fart is the soul of shit. Those particularly smelly ghosts are shit.
24, the broken pot has its own broken pot cover, nuns are free and monks love, as long as they love the ocean, pockmarked faces shine.
25. After my death, I will definitely engrave the QQ number on my tombstone. Ps: Anyone can be my friend.