1. A broken relationship is like a caesarean section, no matter how good it is, it will leave a scar.

2. The first time you commit it is called a mistake, the second time you commit it is called stupid, and the third time you commit it is called cheap.

3. You think you are so important to him, but in the end you realize that you are a joke.

4. I don’t like you because of your beauty, nor do I fall in love with you because of your kindness. It’s just because I have never had a heartbeat that makes me love you forever.

5. If you don’t know where you are going, then any wind is not a tailwind.

6. The three luckiest things in the world are: actually, having a pair of enlightened parents, and a lover who appreciates and understands you, and understands what you want, love and reject.

7. Remembering does not mean it will last forever, and forgetting does not mean it did not happen.

8. Do you know the feeling of longing for you, the feeling that any insignificant thing can remind you of you in a roundabout way?

9. When men have no money, they hate women for being tacky. When you have money, you wish women were vulgar.

10. I hate Qin Shi Huang because he didn’t finish burning the books.

11. The best thing is to miss it. /suanming/

12. What I want to say most is in my eyes, my draft box, and my dreams.

13. Live for happiness, and happiness is our pursuit. We advocate this kind of life, and we are looking for and chasing it on the journey of life.

14. If the fire truck doesn’t come, the fire will be extinguished!

15. People who are not blessed enough will often hear right and wrong; people who are blessed enough will never hear right and wrong.

16. When we are afraid of losing, we have become slaves of this idea, and suffering will follow.

17. The road of life is like reaching the top of a pyramid, only the most important person will accompany you to the end.

18. Love is like light, if it does not increase, it will decrease.

19. I can’t stand the passing years, and I can’t escape my youth.

20. You should help your friends when they are in difficulty, and do not gossip after things are hopeless. Aesop

21. If you succeed at the beginning, don't look for another way.

22. Get used to it, be silent in pain, get used to being alone

23. It may be just a part of your life, but you are its whole life

24. Qin, can you come back? Being alone in this familiar yet strange city is more uncomfortable than death! Without you I am nothing!

25. Rice can be used to feed one's hunger, and sand can be used to build a house, but if the two are mixed together, they are worthless. If you are a pure person, you can do things happily.

26. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

27. Time can dilute everything, but it cannot dilute the temptation of money.

28. Our advantage is that we know our mistakes and can correct them, but our disadvantage is that we do not know we are wrong.

29. How much I loved you ended up being sorry.

30. You will be fine without me.

31. If you decide to be brilliant, your reflection will be stunningly beautiful.

32. We are walking so fast that our souls can’t keep up

34. I want to invade your city, destroy your dreams, take your body and win your heart

35. When making soup, you should pay attention to the heat. If the heat is not enough, it will be difficult for everyone to adjust. If the heat is over, things will be scorched. The same goes for being a human being.

36. My youth owes me 10 million, so I will not let it go before paying off the money.

37. If you don’t believe in hard work and time, time will be the first to fail you.

38. Peeing depends on pressure, and pooping depends on gravity.

39. Don’t squander your youth now, you will regret it one day.

40. Thank you to all those who hate and dislike me for digging out deeper pain to make future happiness more fulfilling.

41. Maybe many years later, when you smile and listen to others talking about me, you will say lightly: I don’t know. Non-mainstream funny - If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished

▄︻┻┳═一-─═┳︻╭ oo-┈→Always〆One day I will let you follow me Behind the buttocks

Don’t recognize the six emotions * Aspiring people are in different directions

If you are forcing me, I will give Archimedes a fulcrum to tilt the earth and we will perish together

The people I despise the most are those who despise others!

Now that I am underage, I am superficial and only know that love is bigger than the world.

Nowadays, girls love to tell each other that they love you. When Russian partners see it, they say, how are girls nowadays? They are all gay

When you see a madman singing and running on the road, that person is definitely not me.

No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, only “green onions for you” will be accepted as gifts

Playing with your heart will train your brain, cheating will make you feel good, pick up girls and resist aging, flirt to relieve worries, secretly fall in love and never grow old, lovesickness Less sleepiness.

﹌ You are my Youlemei, I will throw you away after drinking.

You live in another place thousands of miles away from me. You have your happiness and I have my sadness.

The more you try to forget, the more deeply you remember.

Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. . .

︶￣ 丶 Whose sadness was awakened by me? Love is laughing at us for being too young.

Who cares about you more than me? Who can love you so much as me?

: Is what you remember will never be forgotten?

Love is like imperfect desire, the impulse after desire, the consequences after impulse, this is the order

The day you left, I decided not to shed tears and welcome you. Holding my eyes open against the wind, I tried my best not to blink...

Don't think I care about you too much, I'm just gossiping≈

A lover is like a grass, you need to take care of it all the time,

︶︿︶)oOh, I don’t want to celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day. School is about to start after the Chinese Valentine’s Day

It’s not that I don’t want to pay attention to anyone, but why are you sitting opposite me chattering endlessly

The sound of lightning is as fast as the ringing of bells. .

Either be tolerant or cruel. . .

After a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife; when a man cannot make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

Let me tell you, if you are not online tonight, I will engrave your name on the monument

Remember, one day you will be my grandson’s grandmother

It’s broken. My grape vine has hooked up with someone else’s locust tree.

Is there such a person who allows me to live in his heart for a lifetime without having to pay rent?

Friends are two people who understand each other and face each other together

◆╮﹏﹏Other people meet love around the corner, but I meet a beggar around the corner

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When walking alone, do not look behind you. You will fall when you look behind you.

Let us pray together. Let Japan have an earthquake.

Men, please remember two things: ◆◇I am very pure, a one-legged donkey is hard to find. But men with two legs are easy to find.

Hold hands and follow me. I will have a lot of money.

■□I am slowly getting lost in the long river of time with my own obsession

Time is a butcher's knife that turns a beautiful boy into a fat uncle

When I was a child, I expected to understand, but when I grew up, I imagined that I was confused.

People care about how popular people are, but they never care about how they become famous. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, it goes by so fast, and school is about to start!

Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun.

When happiness knocks on the door, I may not be at home.

People have become homebodies since having computers at home

Looking at the busy city and myself, I laughed - laughed.

Whenever the computer is no longer a tool, it has become the sustenance of my life and my companion when I am bored.

If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished. If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished - non-mainstream funny stories

I was holding back tears and laughing so embarrassingly. Complete collection of personalized signatures,

If you lose some things, you no longer have them. Even if you come back, you will feel different.

Only now have I discovered, "Where is the coolness, stay there?" "It's really not a curse word. This is definitely the most sincere care and the deepest love.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

In fact, you don’t understand that I spend all my time missing you.

Don’t call me an otaku, please call me a man inside.

Just because I don’t ask or tell you some things doesn’t mean I don’t care.

Don’t mess with your heart. people, especially the one who was dumped.

Life is like a one-way ticket. You can choose to get off halfway or arrive at the last station, but you cannot choose the station you have passed.

Is there a song that makes you sing alone? As the song goes on and on, is there anyone you will never forget?

People who ride in two boats do it because they have fun or because they can’t bear to leave.

Maybe you are just a passer-by in my life, and my world cannot keep you.

Perhaps a person has to go a long way and experience countless sudden prosperity and desolation in life before he becomes mature.

If you have it, cherish it; if you give it up, don’t look back.

Failure is the mother of success! Why haven’t I had a baby even once?

What you deliberately look for is often not found.

I am a very principled person, and my principle is: it depends on my mood

How many boys and girls no longer believe in love after a failed love affair.

You have your plans, I have my changes, your plans can never keep up with my changes!

Damn mosquito, I’m not your dad, why are you always eating and drinking from me...

Those who are near pigs are crazy, and those who are near you are even crazier----Haha, sad Bar

Women should be kind to themselves, otherwise once you are exhausted, someone will sleep with your man

Don’t ask for lasting love, but ask for it to last forever.

I once passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched and there were no sparks.

A selection of the latest classic funny signatures, I hope you like them.

Tencent, can you enable everyone to drill for free?

Tencent has started to cheat money again, and now there is another Seven Heroes member.

Some songs make you tired of listening to them. Some people dispersed as they walked. Some things are forgotten as we talk about them.

Since I took the vacation and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally realized that pigs can be bored too

Don’t look at me as a bad person, I have people chasing me, don’t look at you as a white person. , you can't show it.

First line: The first step of genius is Queshi diapers! Second line: Who knew that my daughter Xinjieling would use sanitary napkins! Horizontal comment: Like-minded people

Spend time training your brain, have a good mood when having an affair, pick up girls to resist aging, flirt to relieve worries, have a secret love that never grows old, and less lovesickness and drowsiness.

Big Big Wolf said: No matter what, I cannot wrong my wife.

It is precisely because of the pressure that the fountain is more beautiful than ordinary water flow.

I am just a child who does not understand the ways of the world.

Your life can be summed up in eight words - life is absurd, death is useless. . .

The world is so wonderful, why am I so grumpy?

Even if I am not Tong Jiaqian now, I will meet Liu Yiyang in the future.

If you are forcing me, I will give Archimedes a fulcrum to tilt the earth and we will perish together

Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry him!

The saddest thing in life is that I am online, but no one can leave me.

Three elements of success: 1. Persistence. 2. Shameless. 3. Insist on being shameless. .

Your hotness, coldness, nearness and distance make me no longer want to take you seriously.

I still remember that a friend who used to be very close became more and more distant.

He took the paper from the teacher angrily. The teacher said: Be gentle. Don't break the egg.

The first love is gone, but at least there is still the first kiss. This is capital.

If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished.

I spent a man’s money to keep a male mistress. Am I not great? Non-mainstream funny classic quotations - If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished

▄︻┻┳═一-─═┳︻╭ oo-┈→Always〆One day I will let you follow suit Behind my butt

Don’t recognize the six emotions * Aspiring people are in different directions

If you are forcing me, I will give Archimedes a fulcrum to tilt the earth and we will perish together

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The people I despise the most are those who despise others!

Now that I am underage, I am superficial and only know that love is bigger than the world.

Nowadays, girls love to tell each other that they love you. When Russian partners see it, they say, how are girls nowadays? They are all gay

When you see a madman singing and running on the road, that person is definitely not me.

No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, only “green onions for you” will be accepted as gifts

Playing with your heart will train your brain, cheating will make you feel good, pick up girls and resist aging, flirt to relieve worries, secretly fall in love and never grow old, lovesickness Less sleepiness.

﹌ You are my Youlemei, I will throw you away after drinking.

You live in another place thousands of miles away from me. You have your happiness and I have my sadness.

The more you try to forget, the more deeply you remember.

Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. . .

︶￣ 丶 Whose sadness was awakened by me? Love is laughing at us for being too young.

Who cares about you more than me? Who can love you so much as me?

: Is what you remember will never be forgotten?

Love is like imperfect desire, the impulse after desire, the consequences after impulse, this is the order

The day you left, I decided not to shed tears and welcome you. Holding my eyes open against the wind, I tried my best not to blink...

Don't think I care about you too much, I'm just gossiping≈

A lover is like a grass, you need to take care of it all the time,

︶︿︶)oOh, I don’t want to celebrate the Chinese Valentine’s Day. School is about to start after the Chinese Valentine’s Day

It’s not that I don’t want to pay attention to anyone, but why are you sitting opposite me chattering endlessly

The sound of lightning is as fast as the ringing of bells. .

Either be tolerant or cruel. .

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After a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife; when a man cannot make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

Let me tell you, if you are not online tonight, I will engrave your name on the monument

Remember, one day you will be my grandson’s grandmother

It’s broken. My grape vine has hooked up with someone else’s locust tree.

Is there such a person who allows me to live in his heart for a lifetime without having to pay rent?

Friends are two people who understand each other and face each other together

◆╮﹏﹏Other people meet love around the corner, but I meet a beggar around the corner

p>

When walking alone, do not look behind you. You will fall when you look behind you.

Let us pray together. Let Japan have an earthquake.

Men, please remember two things: ◆◇I am very pure, a one-legged donkey is hard to find. But men with two legs are easy to find.

Hold hands and follow me. I will have a lot of money.

■□I am slowly getting lost in the long river of time with my own obsession

Time is a butcher's knife, turning a beautiful boy into a fat uncle

When I was a child, I expected to understand, but when I grew up, I imagined that I was confused.

People care about how popular people are, but they never care about how they become famous. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, it goes by so fast, and school is about to start!

Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun.

When happiness knocks on the door, I may not be at home.

People have become homebodies since they had computers at home

Looking at the busy city and myself, I laughed - laughed.

Whenever the computer is no longer a tool, it has become the sustenance of my life and my companion when I am bored.

If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished.