1, the madman is acting and the fool is watching the play.

2. There is a story behind every foodie.

3, there are men who don't bubble, rebellious. Meet men and have sex for heaven.

4, don't think that you are thick-skinned, just because the knife can't cut in.

5. Beautiful women on the roadside can't afford to chat up.

6, people are tired when they are alive, so they are called people.

7. Others say that the head teacher can't beat the daughter-in-law, and our head teacher has no daughter-in-law.

8. It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot-"It's so hot!"

When I was a child, I thought lying was wrong. I didn't know until I grew up that it was sinful to tell the truth.

10, even if the egg hurts, be calm.

1 1, don't want to run three, not two!

12, come back immediately after the commercial!

13, when I look forward to life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

14, people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

15, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

16. Divert to other people's roads and let others take a one-way street.

17, scientists recently found that laughter can breast enlargement, because joy makes cups.

18, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

19, my computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

20. My life goal is to haunt you, haunt you, haunt you.

2 1. How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?

22. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

23, puppy love is bird flu, parents are Banlangen, but unfortunately Banlangen is only a preventive medicine, and the flu can't be cured.

24. There is good news and bad news. The good news is that the belly is gone, and the bad news is that it has become a big belly.

25. My little niece does two things when playing Plants vs Zombies on the iPad, collecting potatoes from the sun for zombies to eat. She thinks this game is about raising zombies …

26. The mouse is the maid of honor of the cat, and the cat is the bride of the tiger.

27, can't sleep for a long time in the morning, can't sleep at night!

28. If you have the ability to call your dear mother, I have the ability to call my ancestors.

Don't worship my brother because he doesn't have much money in his pocket.

30. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

3 1, Peach Blossom Lake is deeper than thousands of feet, so it is not as good as a gift from Monkey.

32. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. You will be punished for standing all afternoon as soon as you enter the school.

Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.

34. Don't worry about me. It's not illegal to think too much ...

35. "Is your skull rusty?" My skull is made of stainless steel!

36, a rich man who has never been before, for the first time, tens of millions, fake money!

37. When I got to the examination room, I collapsed. I cried when I saw the newspaper. I didn't take the test on my back.

38, lovely, don't be angry, we don't have the same knowledge as the earth people!

39, I want to thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

40. Yes, I have a job. I just sell bras!