Being single is hard, being single is hard, it’s already twenty-five in a blink of an eye, and no one can mend your torn clothes. Only single people understand the pain of being single. Either you have a high vision or the other person has a high vision, or you don't want to end your single life so early. Most happy people are the same, but single people have different reasons. Seeing that Singles' Day is coming, send blessings to your friends quickly. Below I have compiled some funny Singles’ Day quotes and sentences, welcome to read.

1. Being single does not mean being thin; being single does not mean being monotonous. If you are alone, you will not feel lonely; if you are alone, your life will not be simple. On Singles' Day, a happy life can also be arranged alone, and a beautiful mood can also fly alone!

2. The sky is your companion, the stars are bright, the earth is your companion, your horse is galloping, the wind is your companion, it is refreshing and comfortable, and the rain is your companion. As a companion, the wise man is at ease. With you, I have no regrets or complaints. My dear, today is Singles Day. I hope we will no longer be lonely. I love you. Singles' Day Blessing Newsletter

3. Some people say that it is good to be single, but who knows that bachelors also want to find a wife? Some people say that a bachelor is free, but who knows that a lonely person is not sweet at heart. All I know is that it’s miserable to be single, and when I’m depressed, I still get holiday text messages to make trouble. Happy Singles' Day to you.

4. Send blessings through text messages, and send greetings to each other. I hope you will be single soon and no longer be drunk on wine; a little bit of friendship will be strong, and the fallen leaves will turn yellow. Blessings will be sent to friends, and you will be single longer. May you send 11 friends and get happiness for a longer time!

5. Whether a bachelor is great or not, bachelor Jesus belongs to the first; a bachelor is glorious or not, and the proportion of Olympic champions ranks first; a bachelor is not a hardcore or a hardcore, he will continue to win. Zhang Yiyi, third term. Haha, happy Singles’ Day!

6. My wife, I’m always afraid of cheating; airplanes, I’m always afraid of crashing; life, I’m always seeing ghosts; career, I’m always stumbling; be a cool bachelor , it’s really beautiful! Singles’ Day is here, have fun!

7. I am the patriarch of the “***” clan. Singles who receive this message can stay at my hotel for free on Singles’ Day. The family's will and the flowers are bright. Another village formed a couple's brigade and a couple entered the small team, and obtained a permanent happy residence permit.

8. Say you are a bachelor, you are not that old; say you are single, it is not that coincidental; you are just a super bachelor, giggling every day without any worries. 1111 Super Singles Day, peach blossoms are looking for you, I wish you all the best.

9. Singles actually have a bright future. They work hard and live a happy life traveling around. In their free time, they meet up with a few friends, smoke and drink together, and spend the whole night just having fun. There is no need to worry or worry. I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

10. Anonymous: When a bachelor comes out, one can stand up to the three of them; the brilliance is so great that there is only one thing missing; the life is upright and happy; the honor of the ancestors is none other than you; the glory is brilliant , chic and romantic. On Singles' Day, I hope your worries will disappear and your days will be more beautiful.

11. How will you celebrate Singles’ Day this year? - Spend it blindly. How to hang out on Singles’ Day this year?—Huck around. This year's Singles' Day, what nonsense? - Nonsense. This year’s Singles’ Day, how do you watch it?—Watch it blindly. How to say goodbye to Singles’ Day this year? It’s a waste of time.

12. New interpretation of bachelor: hardcore level. Features: Undocumented for life. Creed: Stick to the purity of a bachelor until death. Great Sage Level: Characteristics: Experience of love without certificate. Creed: Only be single for the one you once loved. Young Hero Level: Characteristics: Undocumented and experienced in love. Creed: Make love last a little longer. 1111 Singles’ Day, I wish you a happy single life.

13. Singles’ Day will be here in a few days. I wish married couples all the best, sweet love, and underage students all the best in their studies! I wish that female bachelors will always be young and beautiful, and male bachelors will always be full of vitality. Find true love as soon as possible!

14. Wear bachelor’s clothes, drink bachelor’s water, eat bachelor’s meals, watch bachelor’s TV, talk bachelor’s talk, take bachelor’s bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in bachelor’s sleep, just love me No longer a bachelor.

15. 11.1 Look down, left, right, all are one. Look outside, look inside, look close, look far, look still one. How lonely a person is, how pitiful a person is. To protect yourself from the cold, there is someone to hug you. Please hurry up. Find another partner and stop reporting on Singles’ Day!

16. You say you are a good bachelor. When you are cold, a quilt warms the whole family. When you are hungry, the whole family is satisfied. When you are hungry, the whole family is happy. When you are happy, the whole family is happy. Good things happen alone. Enjoy, no one knows about bad things, and you can compete with the gods. Today is Singles Day, just have some fun.

17. Singles’ Day is coming soon. If you are single, it’s time to start taking action and find a love match; it’s time to prepare sweet words to win the heart of your lover; it’s time to collect dating information and enjoy happy treatment. I wish you a happy Singles' Day in advance!

18. On Singles' Day, I wish you to carry the four golden sticks: one stick for peace and five blessings, two sticks for promotion and wealth, three sticks for wealth and prosperity, and four sticks for long luck. , have a golden stick, have a happy family, and everything goes smoothly!

19. On Singles’ Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you have a crush on misses you at night; if you sneeze at noon, it means that you The person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, stop thinking about it. You have a cold!

20. It doesn’t matter if you are alone. A wonderful life is the most precious. No matter how good a rose is, it will wither. Love always makes people heartbroken. If you are destined, you will have your own happiness. If you are a wonderful person, I will accompany you.

I wish my good friends a happy Singles’ Day!

21. Singles’ Day is coming. I wish the married “nunchakus” all the best, the “love-sick” people in love happy and sweet, and the single “lonely” people. The future is bright for all "gun sticks", no matter big or small, male or female, happy sticks!

22. Singles' Day is coming, and holiday activities are indispensable: if you are single and have no one to accompany you, We call each other to get together, chatting all night long and drinking, no need to worry about anyone checking on us; we are already free, we are no longer alone, and our lover's companionship warms our heart.

23. Singles’ Day is approaching. In view of the growing number of singles in recent years and becoming a major group of concern to the world, the Party Central Committee and the State Council issued special instructions, hoping that singles must guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and continue to carry forward the hard work The style of struggle, strive to find the object as soon as possible! Singles' Day blessing message

24. Singles' Day is coming, let us adhere to the ideological line of "I am a single, I am happy", with the principle that I am the master of my world, and with the priority It is the strategic policy to start a family after establishing a career, adhere to liberalism and independence, and cherish every remaining day before marriage.

25. Singles’ Day is coming soon. I remind you to go all out and get ready. Run forward at a sprint speed of 100 meters. Give a gift bag to the girl you like and invite her to sing and dance together. *** Let's get rid of the worries. Happy Singles' Day in advance!

26. Singles' Day is coming soon. Look, the weather is so beautiful! Come, my friends, let's go shopping and see if we can meet two single people of the opposite sex. My friend, let me chat by the way, and I will tell you later to make sure you have a good day!

27. Singles’ Day is coming soon. I wish you all the best in marriage, sweet love, and smooth study for minors! I wish that female bachelors will always be young and beautiful, and male bachelors will always be full of vitality and find true love as soon as possible!

28. Singles’ Day is coming soon. I would like to remind male bachelors: Don’t wait until you are old enough to become a father before you start looking for a wife! Female bachelors: Don’t wait for youth to pass by in a hurry before you remember what love is! Those who have left the bachelor’s party: don’t forget the brothers and friends who once celebrated this festival!

29. Singles’ Day is coming soon, comrades, please pay attention, Affected by inflation, the price of getting a wife has increased, so those who have a wife must not divorce, and those who do not have a wife, find one as soon as possible, and launch an attack on the world of two people!

30. Singles' Day is coming, the bird is in love, the ant is living together, the fly is pregnant, the mosquito has a miscarriage, the butterfly is divorced, the caterpillar has remarried, and the frog has given birth to a baby, what are you waiting for?

31 , Singles' Day is coming soon, I wish you to polish away your worries, drive away your sorrows, wipe away your pain, forget all your sorrows, and drive away all your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and get a happy face. I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

32. Happy Singles' Day. "If you are single but don't want to be single, please read this message. If you have something and are envious of being single, please save this message. If you are married, you don't want to get divorced but want to get divorced." If you are a bachelor, please forward this newsletter.

33. Happy Singles Day slogan: I am a bachelor, I am not afraid, there are many beauties in the world; I am a bachelor, I have no worries, sooner or later love will come to me; I am a bachelor, I am not bitter, and I can live a happy life alone; I am a bachelor, I am happy, and I enjoy the good time of being single.

34. Singles Day marriage proposal: I am Mao Saipanan, one meter tall; doctorate culture. , urban household registration; five houses, deposits of 600 million; doing business, earning tens of millions a month; having nothing to do, send text messages, Singles’ Day is here to amuse you!

35. Singles’ Day is here, Text message to remind: If you are a white-bone spirit, your requirements should be lowered; if you are a leftover woman, find a boyfriend quickly; if you are a tram person, learn to relax; if you are an otaku, move around more and communicate with each other!

36 , Singles' Day is coming, SMS blessings are coming, wishes are always good, and all hopes come true: I hope all singles will find their other half, all those in love will be sweet and affectionate, wave goodbye to the singles, and have a happy home!

37. When Singles' Day comes, the marriage proposal is sent to me in advance. There are three large tile-roofed houses in my house, and there are fertile fields with sheep in it. The appliances in the house are from the countryside, and the sun is shining brightly outside.

38. When Singles’ Day comes, blessings are sent to you: If you are single and have no one to accompany you, make an appointment with a group of friends to get together. It’s okay if you don’t have love but have friendship; if you have a company, make an appointment and treat Singles’ Day as Valentine’s Day. Passed by, the lingering love becomes stronger. Personalized Singles' Day signature

39. Singles' Day is coming to us. This is your holiday! You should eat well and dress warmly. Buy a beautiful flower to give to yourself! Celebrate the holiday well, and be kind to yourself on a day when no one cares about you!

40. Send flowers to you on Singles’ Day, and sincerely invite all your friends to wear them. . The first is to bring flowers everywhere; the second is to wish you a happy life forever; the third is to wish you a bright future. Finally, I wish you all to have flowers in your wedding room as soon as possible.

41. Don’t say you’re not handsome. Stand tall and have a broad chest. In fact, you are very cute. You clenched your little fists, shook your cool hair, smiled evilly, and walked like a cow. Go to the girl you have a crush on. Happy Singles' Day

42. Don't say you have no money, don't say you are not handsome, hold out your chest, you are actually very cute, hold your little fist and shake it. Swinging your cool hair, wearing an evil smile, walking towards the girl you have a crush on, I wish you a happy Singles' Day.

43. Don’t think that you don’t have to celebrate Singles’ Day if you have a girlfriend! If I tell your girlfriend about your romantic affairs, you can immediately celebrate Singles’ Day like me. Hurry up and buy something delicious to bribe me. Singles' Day Newsletter

44. It's not that I don't want to end my single life, it's just that I don't have the fate to be here; it's not that I don't want to pursue happiness, it's that I don't have the skills to fall in love. Being single is very helpless. Although being single is scary, you still have to live your life. Being happy is the coolest thing. Happy Singles Day.

45. Virus warning: The most powerful virus of this century will break out in full force on Singles’ Day 10 days later. Virus name: Ultimate Harassment. Infected group: Singles. Solution: Upgrade single mode to adult. Double paired mode.

46. Whether you are a nunchuck or a single stick; whether you are a good stick who can win by surprise; whether you are loved by someone or not; living a happy life is the love of friends. May you have fun and live comfortably! Happy Singles' Day!

47. Whether it is sunny or rainy, as long as you are healthy, you are happy; whether you are traveling or at home, as long as you are safe, you are happy; Singles' Day , whether you are single or in a couple, each has its own advantages, as long as you are happy!

48. Whether it is summer or winter, as long as you care about yourself; whether it is Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day No matter what the holiday is, just have a happy holiday; I wish you have fun, I wish you safety and health, and I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

49. I accidentally caught your eye and fell in love with you accidentally. , so I discovered the most difficult network in the world to escape from - the love network. So, I made a Singles’ Day wish to the originator of singles, hoping that from now on we will be in pairs again!

50. I accidentally broke into your love network, so I discovered the world The biggest network that you can't get out of. I fell in love with you accidentally, and then I realized the bitterness and sweetness of missing you. Singles’ Day wish: I hope to become a couple with you tomorrow!

51. Whether it is sunny or rainy, as long as you are healthy, you are happy; whether you are traveling or at home, as long as you are safe, you are happy; on Singles’ Day, no matter Whether you are single or in a couple, each has its own advantages, as long as you are happy!

52. Don’t say you are stupid, just because you have no luck; don’t say you have no money, just because you are not popular; don’t say you are single, you just have no luck. Don't ask; don't talk about loneliness, at least you still have me. Singles' Day reminds you to be single quickly and quickly.

53. Don’t ask for glue and paint, just ask for a loving wife in your arms; don’t ask for a shining cow B, just ask for a heart that is not empty; don’t ask for irrigation of love, just ask for no public nuisance; don’t ask for blind worship, just ask for never being hasty. . On Singles' Day, I wish you have offspring as soon as possible!

54. Don't worry about dating, don't be troubled by love, don't be sad by quarrels, don't be distressed by longing. There's actually nothing wrong with being single. You don't have to worry about having enough food for one person. It’s more wonderful to play freely and be happy! Singles’ Day is here, may your life be more carefree!

55. I don’t want to live day and night, nor do I dislike poverty and love wealth. I just pray for a destination. I have not yet released my wish to spend the rest of my life. Singles' Day is here again. I am busy conveying countless blessings and asking you to help guide me.

56. I don’t want to celebrate Singles’ Day anymore. I just want to hold hands with you, walk happily through life, let the scenery of time fill my eyes, and let the feeling of happiness never slip away until it lasts forever. . My dear, let's take off our "light" together.

57. Rainbow guitar, play it happily, there are flowers in the melody, home in the melody, you who I love deeply in the melody, smile in my heart, my dear, single in 2013 Festival, don’t let us be single to each other anymore, marry me.

58. Tea should be brewed strong until the fragrance is still there; the road should be difficult until all hardships are over; people should have deep feelings until they can love again in the next life! Single people should choose Excellent love! Today is Singles’ Day! Happy holiday! Singles’ Day greetings

59. A long train, a long love, no stealing at a bachelor’s party; a long flute, a long love , Singles dress handsomely on festivals; long silk threads, long love, singles organize to help and guide. Hi! Happy Singles' Day!

60. Acne is someone else's, myopia is someone else's, broken love is someone else's, the flowers are yours, your smile is yours, the man is yours, and the BMW is yours. Yours, say goodbye to Singles’ Day.