Never mention your funny signatures

Never mention your funny signatures

1. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew it down. Your wig

2. Others vomit the truth when drunk, but I only vomit food after drinking

3. I am not Mengniu, and I am not as pure as you think

4. As long as Li Bai doesn’t hurt his hands, how can there be a love that doesn’t break up

5. If I’m not afraid of opponents who are like gods, I’m afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits

6. If my Leaving can bring you a smile, so you might as well cry

7. The school doesn’t want us to fall in love but wants us to wear couple clothes

8. High school beauties are very pure and pitiful The hair on each leg is long

9. I am relieved to see you, not that I care about you! I’m rest assured that you don’t have to go out to scare people

10. Knowing you, I know what a pit is. It’s not that your face is full of pits, it’s that there is a pit under your feet

11. Little me, use The worldly perspective sees through everything

12. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find

13. You have your hope, I have my persistence, Don’t use your hopes to change my sister’s persistence

14. I can spoil you, or I can change you

15. Even if you are not as good as others, your mentality must be correct That's right

16. I love you hopelessly. One-third of the day I spend with you, my warm bed

17. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; when life comes to drama, I always get involved

18. A: This candy is so delicious. B: Where is it? A: In my dream, you are deep in my mind

19. My crush suddenly got a bald head cut.

I immediately changed my mind

20. Me: Teacher, I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Why are you asking for leave? Me: Because I have a fever tomorrow

21. I prayed to God to make me prosperous, but God made me always fat

22. When my brain is not clear, I always look for the donkey. Where

23. I’m sorry for making you laugh

24. It’s the sugar that’s tempting me, not that I want to eat it

25. I’m very Curious, why does it not bleed if I crush an ant to death?

26. I connected all the memories into a movie, but found it to be a tragedy

27. I have no time to pick up girls It’s a shame that I’m a girl

28. I can’t even search on Baidu 360 for such a shameless person like you

29. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember And me, I don’t want you either

30. I now own a house and a car, the car is a bicycle, and I rent a house

31. As a piece of clothing, it won’t Are you ashamed to take a shower by yourself and ask me to wash it for you?

32. Even ugly people can get married, and even beautiful people can be single

33. Good people just don’t have time Do bad things

34. Rich and rich, don’t abandon me, are we still friends

35. I have mastered 100 ways to love a girl, now I just need a girlfriend

36. Listen, I’m not fat, I should be sexy and fluid

37. Thank you for coming to this world and harming people and friends with me

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38. No one is pure, it’s just that society has taught them how to be evil

39. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my sister is too lazy to look for it

40. I have not forgotten everything in the past, I just threw them into the garbage heap

41. Mistakes are made by others, aren’t they? Why make such a fuss

42. What a world, sister is a brand you can’t afford to wear

43. Identity, when you need it, just take it out

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44. Only a fool like you knows what happiness is and what pain is.

45. You are really boring, so I just looked at you a few more times and said something shameless. Sister likes you

46. I can afford it and let it go, I am not ashamed to say it

47. Because of the world, a woman has a man’s heart

48. When talking, don’t say that you and I don’t have the same language. I’m not from Earth, and we don’t have the same language as you.

49. I’m not omnipotent, and I can’t do what you like. Everyone loves you

50. The money is yours, no matter what I am; the face is yours, but please don’t be shameless. Never regret

Many times, life is originally simple, but we complicate it and add many unnecessary details. If you make the world simple, the world will show you beauty. There is no need to have too many desires, and those who are content will be happy; there is no need to be too paranoid, and those who are tolerant will be happy. Delete tedious memories and abandon worries outside your body. Life is short. Fame, fame and wealth are all extras. Only simplicity can bring more happiness.

In the journey of life, we always have to experience thousands of choices, large and small. Choosing the right environment will bring you infinite joy and a happy life; choosing the right teacher will teach you endless knowledge and wisdom for a lifetime; choosing the right industry will give you generous rewards and achieve a lifetime of success; choosing the right friends will learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses and benefit. A lifetime; if you choose the right partner, you will have sweet love and a happy life.

Educational qualifications represent the past, financial resources represent the present, and learning ability represents the future. What you see and hear changes your life, and before you know it, it can ruin your life.

People without goals will always work hard for people with goals; not having a crisis is the biggest crisis, and being satisfied with the status quo is the biggest trap. Bet on the right person and win once; follow the right person and win for the rest of your life. The boss can only give you a position, but not a future. No matter how big the stage is, it will be cool if you leave.

You have to remember: In this world, you are unique, there is no one like you, and you don’t need to replace anyone. On the stage of your life, you are your own protagonist, and you don’t need to be anyone’s supporting role. Don't accept a man's love when you are sad. It is unfair to him and you will not be happy. You must distinguish clearly whether it is love, sympathy or pity. I believe you will eventually meet someone who likes you and likes you. So don't indulge in love, don't be stingy in love.

Don’t torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, being autistic, and being depressed are all things that fools do. Of course, it's necessary to be stupid occasionally, and you don't have to be smart all the time in life. Learn to bear the pain. Some words are suitable to rot in the heart, and some painful words are suitable to be forgotten silently. Once you have experienced it and you have grown, you will know it. Many changes don’t need to be said by others, others will see them.

Never regret. We cannot choose the journey back. But face clearly the challenges that have been created. Work hard to adjust and believe you will succeed. No matter you are in a desperate situation or suffering from a serious illness, there is nothing you can do about the past, but in the present, your future is not so slim. As long as you work hard and believe in yourself, life will often be bright. Sad sentences after a breakup: Let’s never mention the breakup, okay? Loving you is not a game

At the moment we broke up, I really felt the sadness approaching, and the sadness has always been with me, because I still have these sad proofs in my heart. I still love you.

I left her because I loved her. I like this sentence. Some feelings are so direct and cruel. There is no room for any roundabout warmth. It is better to leave with a warm mood than the pale truth. Pure things die too quickly.

Being understood is a kind of happiness, waiting to be understood is a kind of fate!

I cried the moment you left, and my tears proved that I really love you. Love you.

Let’s never mention breaking up, okay? Loving you is not a game. I love you sincerely. I can't forget you. Regardless of whether our solution is perfect or not, we hooked our fingers and agreed not to break up again.

What is courage? Is it crying for you to love me, or crying for you to leave.

Why don’t we always know how to cherish the people in front of us? In unpredictable reunions, we think that we will always meet again, and we will always meet again by fate. We always think that we have the opportunity to say sorry, but we never think that every A wave of goodbye may be a farewell, and every sigh may be the last sigh in the world.

A man's loneliness is so vulnerable. If a woman reaches out to me, if her fingers are cold. Who she is doesn't really matter to me anymore.

Maybe love is just because of loneliness and the need to find someone to love, even if there is no ending.

Maybe love is just because of loneliness and the need to find someone to love, even if there is no ending.

Many people don’t need to see each other again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial we can give each other.

I don’t know how many ten years a person can give to another person in his life.

Love can be a momentary thing or a lifelong thing. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without someone else. Forgetting makes us strong.

Creatures like humans, if you look closely, are scarred. Everyone has different feelings about being loved or not. The price of rediscovering old dreams is often something we cannot afford. Happiness in this world always makes people look better. Because of smile, I understand love.

If you don't love someone, please let them go so that others can have a chance to love them. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have the opportunity to love someone else.

Some things will never belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are destined to be given up no matter how much you linger on them. There are many kinds of love in life, but don’t let love become a kind of harm.

Some fates are destined to be lost, and some fates will never have good results. You don’t have to own someone to love someone, but you must love someone well if you have someone.

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A man cries because he really loves; a woman cries because she really gives up.

If sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; if lies are a kind of harm, I choose silence; if silence is a kind of harm, I choose to leave.

If loss is bitter, are you afraid of giving? If confusion is bitter, will you choose to end it? If pursuit is bitter, will you choose to persevere? If separation is bitter, who do you want to talk to, many things are Only later did I see clearly that many things did not feel painful at all at the time, but I could no longer find the way back.

There is a kind of love that is obviously deeply loved but cannot be expressed. There is a kind of love that even though you want to give up, you can't. There is a kind of love that you know is suffering, but you can't let it go. There is a kind of love that knows there is no way forward. But my heart can no longer be taken back.

Everything about me may seem careless, but I have worked hard to make you happy. You said: Why not give me a pair of rain boots? Why don't you give me a spring rain? Then even if I shed tears, it is not easy for you to see me in the rain.

In fact, everything in the world comes at its appropriate time, but we are not in the right mood to welcome it. Never let your temper be greater than your ability

1. There are two things you should do as little as possible. One is to interfere with other people's lives with your own words, and the other is to rely on other people's brains to think about your own life.

2. We never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident. Life is like a dream, live in the moment, don’t wait until you lose it before you know how to cherish it, life is short, before it’s too late, go see the people you want to see, do what you want to do, live the life you want, love the love you want Love someone.

3. In fact, everyone will be tired, but they are just pretending to protect themselves. Sometimes they will be in a bad mood suddenly, just like suffering from depression. Occasionally, it seems like I have autism, I don’t want to talk or move. When others ask, I don’t know how to answer. Not pretending to be silent, just unable to speak. Maybe everyone has a blind spot that they can't get out of, and others can't break into. I put my deepest secrets there. If you don't understand me, I don't blame you.

4. People cannot be idle. When they are idle, they will think too much, and when they are idle, their emotions will overflow. The so-called pretentiousness, emptiness, loneliness and coldness are all due to laziness and degeneracy.

5. Some things cannot be changed, so stop working against the clock; some people will do the same thing in front of you but in the back, you just need to know. Don't take yourself too seriously, maybe you are nothing in the eyes of others; don't despise yourself, even a little bit self-righteous. Love yourself well, others have no obligation to pity you.

6. Being better than others is not noble. True nobility should be better than yourself in the past. ——Hemingway

7. If a person cannot control his own emotions, even if he gives you the whole world, he will destroy everything sooner or later. If you cannot be the master of your mentality, you will inevitably become a slave of your emotions. With different mentality, the situation in life will be very different. Please remember: your temper should never be greater than your ability.