2. The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.
3. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
My biggest dream: I can go to heaven alive.
If the man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a robe.
6. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
7. When I see a classmate looking in the mirror, I always say, Look in the mirror.
8. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
9. I met a beautiful woman in the street and accidentally hurt my knee. I was about to apologize when the beauty spoke first. Brother, please take a picture for me. I want to send a circle of friends. This is a lump. My boyfriend came back and misunderstood. Thank you.
10. Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet. Buddha always kicks me.
1 1. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between rifles and machine guns.
12. Now money is really not money! Ten years ago, you could take two bags of instant noodles, five sausages, two bottles of beer, three bags of pickled mustard tuber, four cans, two pens, two boxes of blades, an electric razor and a roll of toilet paper from the supermarket with 2 yuan money ... Now it's not working, and the security bureau is monitoring.
13. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.
14. Sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.
15. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.
16. He ignored you. What's the matter? Don't worry, I'm too lazy to talk to you.
17. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.
18. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.
19. No one born is afraid of death, and no one is born, so don't pretend!
20. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees several times, or you will die completely!
2 1. My life can be said to be given by my wife. When we went swimming, we were alone in the swimming pool. I drowned. Although the water was only as deep as my hair, I drowned. Just when I couldn't jump up to breathe the air, she climbed out of the pool. The water level dropped to my neck.
22. All your praised beauty has traces of PS.
There are three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep, and the third is to laugh.
24. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.
25. Go to bed hungry and count sheep. One. Two. Three. Four. Five strings. Six strings ...
26. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.
27. It's too late for you to fall in love now, so you should devote yourself to your study in the university. This question. It should have been solved in junior high school and high school.