Some girls don't look weak, but sometimes they are really heartless. If you spend an afternoon carefully filling a shopping cart, you can empty it, just like my girlfriend!
In this life, no matter how cruel the reality is, there must always be dreams. Otherwise, what will you talk to others after drinking too much?
Staying indoors for a long time is bad for your health, which has scientific basis. Come on, read with me in pinyin, it will cause cancer-house.
5. Is chicken soup really delicious? Is it really useful to drink it? Think too much, you know, this chicken soup is all left over from successful people eating chicken legs!
6. Nowadays, people don't leave their mobile phones every day, and the news of missing you has come back long ago. Therefore, it doesn't matter if you are single, and you will be single for a long time to come.
7. There are always some people who like to give you a hard time. If you go back, the other person still looks like a victim. Where can you argue?
Of all the people in the world, you are nothing special. If you really want to be different from ordinary people, you can only walk backwards.
9. Do you think boys like you just because you are beautiful? Do you think beautiful girls will chase you as long as you have money? You think fighting for your father will help you get enough food and clothing? Let me tell you something! These are all true.
10. People often tell me that if you are serious, you will lose, and if you are not serious, you will ruin your life.
1 1. I have to say that sometimes there are such coincidences and things full of fate in the world. For example, if I hit you, you hit me.
12. You only know that people look better with makeup, but I don't know that people look better without makeup, their skin is better than you, and the most important thing is that they are richer than you!
13. What is the concept of mouth to mouth? Maybe you said you were leaving, but in fact, my tears are almost falling, but I still said get out!
14. Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so I order a snack every night to make up for my health.
15. Why were you always beaten by your parents when you were a child? It's not good to reason. After I had my own child, I realized it was useless to reason with my child, but it still worked!
16. After listening to Desert Camel, there has always been a question: Why do you have to cross this desert to find your true self? All the deserts, okay?
17. Four most touching sentences between friends: 1. I'll pay the bill. I'll drink for you. If you lose, it's my treat. 4. Come on, use mine.
18. Finally, after ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.
19. Don't talk nonsense after drinking, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't brag, don't make phone calls, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately. Those who can do these five points, you drink a hairy wine and waste money!
20. When you are thin, beautiful, have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned, not to mention the people around you, the whole world will treat you well.
2 1. If you withdraw, you will be withdrawn, and the system will prompt that "a message has been withdrawn". Please, I just don't want anyone to find out!
22. When people ask me if I am busy, I always say yes. According to my surprise, if you say you are not busy, nine times out of ten the other party will let you be busy.
Five years ago, you said that if I didn't marry, if you didn't marry, we would be together. Five years later, I am still unmarried, but you are married and remarried.
24. The four stages of ordinary people's life: ignorance, happiness and hope, struggle and pain after inferiority, unrequited resentment and disappointment, calm and ordinary and decadent. Where have you been?