The language programs in the Spring Festival Evening are just like the China team's game, with no content and no hope of progress. You look angry. You should be funny, not funny, and not funny! But what can I do? Can you not watch it?
Think about it carefully, in fact, today's Spring Festival Gala is really the same as China football. Why do players play bravely in the club, but not in the national team? Why are actors all good actors, and there will be no good programs in the Spring Festival Evening? Why can the former national football team play in Brazil, but now it can't play in Vietnam? Why did the previous Spring Festival Evening language programs produce excellent products every year, but now it is difficult to find memory points?
The worse the picture quality, the stronger the national football team. So is the Spring Festival Gala.
"If the system does not change, there will be no future." This sentence has been shouted for many years. Did you find that this sentence actually applies to China football and Spring Festival Gala? Of course, there are two sides to the story. Who can say that the overall good life of China people is not a bonus brought by the "system"?
The "system" was set from the beginning. From the perspective of development, all the results today are not accidental. Football and Spring Festival Gala, from "glory" to "decline", is a historical period, an unavoidable historical period. If we want to move towards "glory" again, or even greater "glory", we need "system" to enter the next historical period. We can't expect everything to be perfect. Let's give the change some time.
No matter which period of history, "glory" is always short-lived. If you catch up, you will catch up. If you don't catch up, you don't catch up Don't mind too much. At this time, we are just having fun.
If you organize a football team in the Spring Festival Evening, the following lineup will make you happy! (The figures in brackets represent the number of times the actors boarded the Spring Festival Gala)
Goalkeeper: Jiang Kun (22 years old)
Perhaps because they don't want to be left behind by the times, some words and deeds of old artists are really unpopular. However, in retrospect, Lao Jiang was definitely a superstar. At the age of 72, he still chooses to perform on the stage. He must know better than anyone what he is facing. But why go on stage? Perhaps it is the "persistence" in my heart. It should be more appropriate to leave the position of goalkeeper to Jiang Taigong.
Defense lines: Gong Hanlin (18), Guo (2 1), (20) and Pan Changjiang (20).
Pan Changjiang and Gong Hanlin are both short and thin, and their physical resistance is almost the same, but at first glance, they are fast and flexible, so playing on the wing should be the best choice. "There is a winding river in front of my brother ..." "The palace is full of jade and wine ..." Age exposed. ...
Double central defender partner Guo Guo. At that time, he had retired, but Guo still insisted. Although they left many classic works in the Spring Festival Evening, they were obviously more calm and breakthrough, and were suitable for sticking to the defense line.
Double waist: Zhu Shimao (10), Peisi Chen (10).
Needless to say, this golden partner. Both of them are textbook-level, regardless of their work design or performance ability. As long as they are there, the "waist pole" of language programs in the Spring Festival Evening is hard enough. Unfortunately, the number of times they log on to the Spring Festival Gala is only 10.
Left and right wingers: Niu Niu (14), Feng Gong (33).
Back in those days, although there were great gods like Zhao Benshan and Peisi Chen, crosstalk and sketches could still compete in the rivers and lakes of "language", and Niu Niu Feng Gong's performance in the Spring Festival Evening was absolutely indispensable. Feng Lao has been on the Spring Festival Gala for 33 times so far, and he is the most cattle "nail house" in the history of the Spring Festival Gala. If Mr. Niu had not chosen to fly solo, the cross talk at the Spring Festival Evening today might have been another scene. The best partners can't be together, so let them live separately.
Waist circumference: Huang Hong (25 years old)
With China's withdrawal from the 12 final, the satirical paragraph in Huang Hong's classic sketch "Going Home" has recently become popular on the Internet. In the history of the Spring Festival Evening, Huang Lao is also an evergreen tree. He appeared in the Spring Festival Gala 25 times, ranking third in history, only behind Feng Gong's 33 times and Cai Ming's 26 times. Its ability to organize "tearing down the wall" can just make a front waist.
Center: Zhao Benshan (2 1)
No explanation.
How's it going? Who do you think is funnier than the current national football team?