1. Look how sweet your smile is, just like Pan Jinlian, one of the four beauties.

2. It’s not enough when you drink wine, but it’s too much when you’re losing weight.

3. The song says that everyone has a sadness that they want to hide, but they want to cover it up.

4. Learn to cherish. Maybe you indulge yourself too much, and your memory may be blurred.

5. We always deal with it and then keep saying sorry.

6. Brother, is your nickname "Qiugao"? I'm totally blown away by you.

7. There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

8. Your dream is big and you can’t stop.

9. I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life.

10. The most shameless person I have ever seen is homework. I don’t like him, but he insists on pestering me to let me do it.

11. If you want to play with my feelings, then look at your own face first.

12. The green plums wither, the bamboo horses grow old, and the people I love will be like you from now on.

13. As long as my sister is alive, the only thing she can afford to put down is chopsticks!

14. Hey, is your coffin a flip-top or a sliding-top?

15. If you know it will rain, you should bring an umbrella. If you know there will be no results, please don’t start.

16. Living is a waste of air, dead is a waste of land, and half-dead is a waste of RMB.

17. Standing on the streets of a strange city, if I smile, it’s me, thinking of you.

18. In fact, I am very sad that Kobe retired today, because after he retired, I don’t know anyone in the NBA.

19. We also had good memories, but they were blurred by tears.

20. When I fell in love at the age of thirty, my classmates said that two young people were in love for the first time and they had the nerve to show off.

21. Life is about change. Sometimes painful, sometimes wonderful. But most of the time, it's a bit of both.

22. I was happy before I fell in love with you, and I was happy after leaving you.

23. You can give your smile to anyone, but your heart can only be given to one person.

24. Listen to your own music. I have no music.

25. When I look back, the person I once loved is now my child’s father.

26. My waist is broken, and it is not youth that is to blame, but stress.

27. If you leave, don’t come back. I’m not a rag collector.

28. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the rough wind knows the honest minister.

29. Listen to me, I just love you!

30. Pang Xuan has been using his life to interpret: food and girls cannot be let down.

31. I have two dreams in my life: first, I can always dream, and second, don’t wake up.

32. Sometimes, I really wish to be like a computer. When you are tired, just format it.

33. There will no longer be little match girls in this world, only little matches for little girls.

34. Let youth begin rebelliously, and it will end with a smile!

35. Some people said that I was handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

36. I can only pray that time passes faster, so that I can be closer to happiness.

37. You are so proud that you swear to heaven and earth, but how can you give in if your heart beats constantly?

38. Shredded pork with green pepper and shredded pork with green pepper are the same dish. The key is who stir-fries them.

39. I want to see the scenery of the North with you. Love can be simple and without any harm.

40. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all men with moles are called Quan Zhilong.

41. It’s all Mengniu premium yoghurt, so why pretend to be Mengniu Deluxe.

42. A man’s confidence comes from how much money is in his bag, and a woman’s confidence comes from how much money she bought for the bag.

43. If I give you some B-face, you really think you can live a good life.

44. Today’s money is becoming less and less valuable, and today’s people are becoming less and less human.

45. The natives on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t help crying, so let’s meet at Uniqlo.

46. You are the skin and I am the flesh; you are the suit and I am the buckle; you are the coffee and I am the bean; loving you all my life is not enough.

47. The biggest failure of women is to show off their strength, but men believe it.

48. Walk straight forward, be careful, there is a dog following you behind you. If you are bitten, you will have to hide.

49. The most painful thing in life is having a dream one night and forgetting it when you wake up the next day.

50. In that empty world, will you find comfort in the flowers falling on the ground?

51. Don’t worry, even if my words are not beautiful, my actions are definitely not beautiful.

52. If one day we are lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not worked hard to live a rich life.

53. Many of us are like road signs, standing on the roadside to guide confused people, but we can't go where we want to go.

54. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

55. I don’t know what love is, and what you and I are.

56. People who don’t have a partner will always be mercilessly hurt on the Chinese Valentine’s Day.

57. To be honest, I do miss you and I do want to sleep with you, but I want to still have you after waking up every day.

58. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

59. If you ever talk about breaking up again, I will kill you with my own hands!

60. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself long ago.

61. Asking what love is in the world, the truth comes from one thing to another.

62. The greatest pleasure in life comes from doing things that others think you can’t do.

63. I like the feeling of winning, so I am very domineering, so domineering that you must be the only one in your heart.

64. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, which will take longer than a long, long time.

65. No matter how ugly or bad I am, I am still a limited edition.

66. Regarding your appearance, I suggest that everyone should understand it first!

67. Get up when you fall down, and then fall down again in a good-looking position.

68. Exercise in the morning and in the evening. It's better to have a shot now.

69. I am not Mengniu, and I am not as pure as you think.

70. When the mobile phone falls in love with the card, you realize that if you leave the card, you will be an empty shell with nothing to do.

71. Soaked clothes will eventually dry. What can be forgotten is no longer important.

72. It doesn’t matter if you are not smart, why should you be bald?

73. Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue to work hard and make up a round number.

74. Don’t say that you figured it out and regretted it, so you came back to me. I'm telling you, I can't figure it out.

75. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is how can you have shit in your head?

76. Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to be soy sauce and don’t let others look down upon you.

77. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they are together.

78. Who do you think you are? When you go out, others will have to focus on you.

79. There are many levels of inferiority. The highest level of inferiority complex is bragging that you are a genius in everything you do.

80. A true warrior must dare to look at beautiful girls and face the bleak single life.

81. Women are like eggs: pure on the outside but a little yellow on the inside.

82. Nine out of ten women walking on the street are wearing dangerous clothes. Fortunately, they look very safe.

83. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don’t you die.

84. I am lucky because I have a good best friend and a good husband. Although we will have troubles, we will not be separated.

85. As long as there is a classroom in your heart, you will not skip class wherever you go. Teachers will never understand.

86. I won’t talk about you, don’t want you, ignore you, don’t look at you, and then I’ll scare you to death.

87. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

88. Some bitches live and waste air. Dead waste of land. A half-dead waste of RMB.

89. Hello, your winter vacation balance is insufficient. Please go to the front desk to renew.

90. The thing I am least good at doing is to keep people, but everyone insists on leaving.

91. In a world where prices are rising, some people are getting cheaper.

92. If prices continue to rise like this, it will be more economical and convenient to carry some dime notes with you instead of carrying paper when going to the toilet.

93. If one day I want to travel around the world, can you let me go around the same place?

94. Poor, so poor, so poor. The only thing left for the poor is money.

95. Only my classmates know how I eat in class.

96. My pure appearance hides a cold murderous intention. The scientific name of this murderous intention is "Mensao".

97. Your current situation has nothing to do with me, but memories make me walk so slowly.

98. Do you still remember that when textbooks were distributed when you were a child, what you looked forward to the most was the pack of toys-like things. Are there any children’s shoes that you can remember?

99. In the past, letters were far away and carriages were slow. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime, but you could have many concubines.

100. Don’t think too much after falling. Get up first.