2. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is slow and marriage is quick to fry.
3. Women in the new era, some have halls, some have climbed walls, and some have small fights.
Third, I beat the hooligan, but I couldn't get out of the kitchen.
4. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.
Don't panic when life is not going well. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.
6. Don't call if you have activities during the holiday, just pick me up. Fast and handsome.
7. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
8. The beginning of life is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.
9. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality. 10. Sometimes you have to be thin in life, but you never lose weight in life. Eat today, get fat tomorrow, and worry tomorrow. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fat is in the sky. 1 1. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means showing feng shui to the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, and empathy means moving the grave.
Three were robbery cases.
12. Now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.
13. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.
14. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.
15. Men quarrel with women. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.
16. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.
17. Someone just said he liked me, so I deleted him. Oh, my God.
In September, when he said he liked me, he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.
18. When you are old and can't walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.
19. Look at a temple from a distance and see our alma mater near.
More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.
20. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others. I always feel that organizing the language again will win.