2. I used to play with my mobile phone in one hand and ride an electric car in the other. I don't play now. My hands are used to push the wheelchair.
3. Friends who haven't broken up quickly break up, and the new target for Chinese New Year is different every year.
4. It's not good to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.
5. Give it to your Ou Di, my Ou Di and the Oreo of your child!
The moonlight is beautiful and the wind is gentle tonight, as if everyone can speak. It says: stop sleeping and wait for your fucking sudden death!
7. Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.
8. Go to the temple to draw lots, draw a fierce one, throw it away, and draw it again. Good luck. -fate is in your own hands.
9. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? The red line is always fucking broken.
10, if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you as a jinx?
1 1. I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.
12, it turns out that everyone's love is not public. I thought everyone was as single as me.
13, justice can be late, why can't I be late for school?
14 Do you think the word bye-bye looks like four kebabs?
15. Come with me. I have a bowl of rice to eat, and you have a bowl of washing.
16, I confess that I had plastic surgery, my stomach became bigger, my chin was cut off, and my legs were stuffed with fat.
17, not calling the landlord does not mean that there is no king bombing.
18, it's 2020. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you consider choosing me? I will let you know what you don't deserve.
19, if he really wants to protect you, then why isn't he the security guard downstairs?
20. My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!
2 1, find someone who can make you laugh, I can't, I can only make you cry.
22. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.
23. I just went to the national cute contest and was stopped by the security guard and said, sorry, professional players are not allowed to participate.
24. I feel embarrassed when others praise me, because I always feel that they praise me not enough.
25. Don't look at me. I am very idle when I send friends every day, and I am also very idle when I don't send friends.
26. Is the life of a beautiful woman rather rough? If so, I give up and lose badly.
27. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Hey, are you stewing ribs soup in a circle of friends?
I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single!
29. The whole world is sour with love, and only I am smelling of single dog.