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1, see you vomit too much, thirsty, and the result is a drought in Yunnan!

2. Why am I always funny in the eyes of others? Because you don't look like a goddess.

3, the head is as big as B, and a pair of 2B are born. Even a pig will be ashamed of you.

4. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing.

5, everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and everyone opens a coffin.

6. That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

7. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

8. You never turned your back. Why should I gamble on my happiness?

9. I have short hair. Don't make me get married again.

10, some people rely on strength in exams, others rely on eyesight, and I am the one who relies on imagination.

1 1. If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.

12, people like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be alone.

13, sincerity is scarce in this world and should be thrifty.

14, since QQ has the function of anonymous message, I found that many boys began to confess to each other.

Don't use the "honey trap" on me, or I will accompany you.

16, next life, be a national protected animal. At least, someone will care about Tanabata.

17, dear, since there is no future. Please don't remember me again.

18 you know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

19, as the saying goes, men don't care, unless they have menstruation, women are not coquettish enough and their grades are not high enough.

20. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. When you look angry, you wipe your ass too carefully.

2 1, in fact, life is like your uneven face, full of defects.

22. Do all the bad things that you didn't do when you were young. It's only been a few years.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

24. I am not invincible, but I can be invincible in anything in your name.

25, more and more heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.

26. When you are lonely, sharpen a pencil, sharpen it, chop it, and shout while sharpening: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen.

27, the night is as cool as water, but the bed is gentle spring scenery.

28. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

29. The school is better than the palace. The headmaster is like an emperor, the teacher is like a concubine, and the students are slaves and ravaged by the concubine.

30, many times, I like others, but she doesn't know; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

Take care of yourself when it's cold. After all, I can't give you a hug or borrow your coat.

32. Guarantees are the most ineffective in the future, the most useless in time and the least convincing in people's minds.

For those who miss me, I can only send them three words: blind.

34, don't take the test of Beiyou, even if you take the test, you must fall in love first!

35. True strength is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

36. Please don't accept my money. I have no money and can't afford caller ID.

37. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly.

38, some mistakes, once is enough, never make a second time.

39. Be patient and strong; One day, your suffering will help you.

I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.

4 1, the growth of every teenager changes because of a girl.

42. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my study, and she won't order food there.

43. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework. Can you postpone the start date?

44, the college entrance examination is coming soon, and there are days when the object's children are lovelorn.

45, unrequited love, is a beautiful corner scenery, the line of sight has not left, but the heart is full of scars and fatigue.

46. Only if you are deceived will you know such a hypocritical person.

47. Those who curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I curse you for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets!

48. I can only love you. What can you do to keep me?

When you are ready to give up on me, don't plan that I can still remember you.

Since you are all white, we are all white.

5 1, God is fair. Although you are ugly, you want to be beautiful, haha!

52. I will tell you with practical actions that I like you.

Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat mine and drink mine?

How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.

55. At a certain end of the city, are you staring at the rain and fog like me?

56. In fact, I really want to forget, but I miss it repeatedly.

57, don't expect, don't assume, don't force. Let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand, just as you wish.

58. Looking at the previous conversation, I suddenly found out why I was so embarrassed before.

59. Don't wait until your life is dying to remember to look up at flowers and cherish them.

60. Four tragedies in life: being too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.

6 1, people are most afraid of not knowing two things: neither this nor that.

62. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

63. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

64. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.

65. In a few words, comfort yourself, dig at yourself and stick to yourself!

66. What makes me happy when waiting in line is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

67. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

68. When I was a child, I always thought I was a superhero, but when I grew up, I found that my superpower was teasing.

69. Teacher, just follow the old woman! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

70.i don't understand. Why do women kill each other for men?

7 1, handsome is my life's work, you can't control it.

Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

73. The price of graves is rising so fast that it is impossible to die.

74. Why do you always say that I have a high vision? I really haven't met anyone who feels right.

75. I need him as much as I need to breathe air.

76. Marriage certificate is red and divorce certificate is green. It turns out that the good ones are all red and the bad ones are all green.

77. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

78. Because no one hurts, there is another reason not to cry.

79. Women live more freely and make others look up to them.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

8 1, I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because it will get a uniform grandson.

82, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve!

83. Part I: Envy, jealousy and hate; Part II: Emptiness, loneliness, indifference, and horizontal criticism: paralyzing my single life.

84. The seven-year contract ended this summer vacation! And ushered in the next three years.

85. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.

86. I don't want to be influenced by anyone at an impulsive age.

87. I don't want you to hold it in your hand. Someone else's temperature.

88. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

89. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

90. When you are angry, you must coax me, buy me food and kill you when you are full.

9 1. Once upon a time, there was a student in China who wanted to finish his homework before eating. As a result, he starved to death

92. After the exam, I feel that it is beginning to snow.

93. If you dare, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

94. Flowers bloom and fall. Love is so beautiful that it will last a lifetime.

95. There is a kind of person who is not CTM, and he will never know that you are his father.

2020 personality signature

1. Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

The stage was set up, but you left, leaving me alone.

3. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

4, the back, always lonely, lonely, more memorable.

5. Too much youth, unknown guesses and growing pains are nothing.

6. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

7. It's time to change your life by repeating the same things and looking at the same people every day.

8. Affection is a burden I can't bear. Love words are only occasional lies.

9. My wings, burned by a tear, can't reach heaven.

10. Kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you.

1 1, the so-called eternal love, from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

12, I have grown up, but you are still my inner wound.

13, don't underestimate slippers, it is simply a model of humiliation.

14, people live in this world by two things, courage and wisdom.

Please don't say you love me easily unless you mean it.

16, fingertips banging on the keyboard, turning the sound of the stereo to the maximum, sadness echoed in the room.

17, think of this paragraph as a year, and every minute is no longer relevant to you.

18, living is not to please the world, but to please yourself with your own way of life.

19, comedies in the world can be filmed without money, and most tragedies in the world cannot be separated from money.

20. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.

2 1, I finally found that my life is still turning without you.

22. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

23. Although flowers are beautiful, they will wither sooner or later.

24. On the streets of Provence, two lovers embraced and cried, and then parted ways.

25, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

26. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go!

27. If you are not completely hurt by love, who will hold your heart so tightly?

28. You can be energetic and passionate, you can be energetic and extravagant, and you can be energetic when you are young.

From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

30. The geese are also the saddest, but they are all old acquaintances.

3 1, Qiang suddenly died and was replaced by sadness in his bones.

32. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

33. The way to make your memory deeper is to force yourself to forget.

34. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

35, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.

36. Waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella.

37. It is simple to complicate things, but complicated to simplify them.

38. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me? If I am unhappy, who will mourn for me?

39, I don't have that much, to accompany someone who doesn't love me.

40. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

4 1, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

42. All the real problems are not solved, but forgotten.

43. Why are most programmers single? Because they often: can't find the object.

44. Parting and reunion are the dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

Real wealth is a way of thinking, not a monthly income figure.

46. Women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

47. Hearing a name reminds me of one thing, which makes the city quiet and makes people tremble.

48, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

Since I love you, I must make you think about me every day.

50. I just want to have my own things. Is this wrong?

5 1, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to die, but also in bed.

52. talk. Love. Love. It's obviously a progressive relationship.

53. Those words used to comfort others will never comfort themselves.

54. Some things, the speed of evolution does not allow you to think much.

Please sprinkle the sunshine on your heart and let the spring water your heart.

If you don't watch or listen, don't tell me why you left me. I don't cry or laugh, only silence remains.

57. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.

58. Love is like a broken kite, which suddenly loses its direction.

59. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

60. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

6 1, what a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart. .

62. I know that everything about me is no longer what you want, and giving it to you crazily will only make you want to escape.

In fact, the world doesn't satisfy everyone's dreams. Only some people can learn to forget, while others persist.

When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a good citizen. When you have a girlfriend, you will be released on bail pending trial. When you are engaged, you will be monitored and live, and you will be sentenced to life imprisonment after marriage!

65. Dream on. What the fuck would you do to my husband if I died without you? Our janitor?

66. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only mature men know how to leave her.

67. I can't forget a city, because there are people I love and youth that will never return.

68. Third-rate makeup is the makeup on the face; Second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; First-class makeup is the makeup of life.

Now that you have given up on me, why do you want to break my life again and again?

70. The best thing in the world is to wake up every morning as a brand-new day, which is completely free and never out of stock.

7 1, people are destined to meet two people in their life, one is amazing time, and the other is gentle years.

72. The best love should be left to the person you love the most. The best love in this life is only once.

73. If a man doesn't want to tell you his past, then you haven't surpassed her in his heart.

74. I surprise my life back and forth, and all the feedback from my life back and forth is a kind of strength.

75. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

It doesn't matter, you don't have to give me a chance, anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

77. I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of paying too much and getting too little in return.

78. When a woman likes a man, she wants to hear a lie; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

79. Do you remember when we were together, you were always not used to calling my name, and then I smiled and said, I'll change my name.

80. The winding lines on the palms and foreheads are powerful testimony. They have grown up and matured, and they can't keep the unspeakable sadness. In that case, let's say goodbye forever.

8 1, my lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

Personality signature in 2020

1. can't stand the change of time and can't keep the fleeting time here.

2. I forgot it clearly, but I always inadvertently took a photo and my heart ached.

3. occupying the toilet is not necessarily shit, but also urine.

I am tired, but I also want to hug gently.

It can be found that the past has faded away, it is hard to touch, and the pursuit is pale and powerless.

6. If you leave, you will definitely hurt my tendons. If you move my bones, you will be bloody and miserable.

7. It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from each other's perspective and position.

Bite your lip and try to tell yourself not to cry until you bite your lip, but you still cry.

9. Can anyone see through my invisibility and know that I am waiting for someone?

10. If life deceives you, then you also deceive life.

1 1. If it is wrong to love you, I would rather repeat the same mistake, choose what you love and then love what you choose.

12. I love you with all my heart, but you hurt me so thoroughly.

13. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself. I am my own sun and don't depend on anyone's light.

14. The dialogue that is too late to say disappears in the future without patchwork.

15. If you don't know a person's past, you are not qualified to judge his present.

16. I think life is like a clock. No matter what you have experienced, you will go back to the starting point, but it will never be the same again.

17. If I leave one day, it's because I don't think I'm important to you.

18. The world is so imperfect that what you want is what you lose.

19. In this world, there are only reasons for sadness and no excuses for sinking.

I am not mature enough to forgive your betrayal.

2 1. I asked you what's wrong, and I didn't just want to hear you say nothing casually.

If you left on purpose, please don't come back.

23. Wandering grass can't drown out the inner thoughts, and the flowers on the other side can't swallow the haze in their hearts.

24. If you are still reluctant, it is not time to give up.

25. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace anyone.

26. Whether out of despair or not, don't be exiled too soon.

27. My greatest wish in this life is to spend my life quietly with you.

28. I have a feeling, though it goes without saying that I miss you.

29. All I want is an unreachable dream, unreachable.

30. You are alive, and I love you. You are old, I will accompany you. I'll watch you when you die.

3 1. The best smell in the world is when you hold the person you like.

32. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.

33. Do you work hard to see you in the future? You dare to waste your time when you know that others are desperate.

34. I hope to win a heart and never leave. There is no doubt about love when you are married.

35. Never play with the opposite sex again. Maybe it will become what others call flirting.

36. If it were like a dream, would you like to wake up? If it is fate; Are you willing to give up?

37. Love is the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will flow. Finally, there was nothing.

38. Don't say love easily. Commitment is debt!

39. Growth will cost you a lot, but you won't get so much.

40. You are no longer in a dilemma, just pretend that you have never met each other.

4 1. How well you say: I won't leave unless you leave me first. Hehe, I just realized how stupid I used to be!

42. I gave you my thoughts, thinking that the happiness that should belong to me belongs to others. My heart really hurts.

43. This journey of life needs love. Too much love has become a kind of injury.

44. I once loved deeply and left no room for injury. Now I am silent, not out of love, but tired.

45. Tears are composed of 1% water and 99% emotions.

46. I want to change my short hair and lose weight to single digits. When I met a boy, I said I had a boyfriend. Then I'll wait for you for another three years.

47. The first kiss is not a guarantee of permanent love, but it is a mark of permanent memory in the history of life.

48. Being in love for a long time is not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.

49. I finally understand what love is, not that I can continue to love, but that I have loved like that.

50. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

5 1. When tears run down my hands, I want to know why I have to be with you!

I care, but I don't care.

53. If you can start over, be honest with each other; If you can do it all over again, memories will be dust.

54. Freedom is precious, but every day thousands of people exchange it for love.

Sometimes, even if you try your best, things will not develop as you think.

56. You will always be the protagonist, because you know how to please. I'm just looking. I sit in the corner, and it's easier to be silent.

57. I know you are so reserved that you can't keep your face down and chase me. I understand you, so I chased you.

58. Many times, what we can't change eventually changes us.

59. I believe in you, and I know that you will lead me to the best future.

60. I never dare to expect that people who have traveled south can accompany me to the north.

6 1. The city is full of traffic. You are like a cat lost on a hiking trip.

62. A woman's happiness lies in that she really loves you; A man's happiness lies in her being worthy of your love.

63. The impossible may be realized today and the impossible may be realized tomorrow.

What I want to see is your satisfied smile, not your silent sadness.

People say that sincerity is the only way to change a person's heart, but when it comes to me, why is it an exception?

66. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying.

67. Women should also have confidence, and don't just hide behind men.

68. Maybe because I am so lonely, even loving you is my own way.

When you are left out by your friends, your heart should be as sad as sadness.

70. I like listening to old songs. I can slowly reminisce about the past in old songs.

7 1. Time flies, not necessarily the distance between you and me, but the forever you once said.

72. A person's feelings are completely dominated by emotions, and no one can be his own master.

73. I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me!

74. I always thought that in the original place, there would be the original me and you.

75. Choose the person who will make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

76. Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.

77. A second ago, I was still thinking of you sweetly. This minute, I was giving up painfully.

78. I don't talk to people actively, so I take the initiative to find people I care about.

79. Happiness leaves because of your departure, and loneliness around you never leaves because of losing you.

80. My other half is chatting with others every second, but I have never had the pleasure.

On 2020 Personality Signature

First, why should I recall those terrible memories?

Second, it doesn't matter if you fall, the key is whether you can stand up strongly.

Third, I use my life to interpret the story, hide my sadness in the horizon, and reveal a smile that you feel beautiful but secretly dislike.

Fourth, I often feel your breath behind my ears, but I never feel your breath in my heart.

If you can think of me in the future, I hope it will be a warm moment.

6. When I turned around, you were no longer at the intersection. Am I too slow or do you walk too fast?

Seven, life is actually very simple, to be a happy person, take a sweet road.

Do you know what it feels like to forget? It's like swallowing a thousand needles, but savor it.

Nine, I suddenly miss it. I used to be naive and naive, but there are still many people who care about me.

10. There will always be something you want to show off to the world but don't want to share with anyone.

I thought we could be the same as before, but I didn't think that was just my idea.

Happiness is just a luxury for me, just like you come and go.

Thirteen, I didn't love enough in my last life before I made another appointment. I will never let the tragedy repeat itself in this life.

14. Hold your head high and walk aimlessly. .

Fifteen, stubbornness is because it has not been hurt to the depths.

Sixteen, if I were a thin man, I could count the ribs when I was sad.

Seventeen, walking, it is scattered, and the memories are faded. It's hard to relive.

Finally, I can't find a tear to commemorate our love.

Nineteen, why blame anyone, just be tolerant.

Twenty, shorten each period and share life and death. The website in spring will follow this blank soil. Today I laugh at Yi. Who will give it to me next year? The bleak Shouchun Building proves the fruit of nirvana.

I know that maturity is not that one's heart grows old, but that you can still smile when tears are spinning.

Twenty-two, you are never alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

Twenty-three, I can only, let memories laugh at how lonely I am.

Twenty-four, want to stay, cherish the old; If you want to slip away, don't look back!

Twenty-five, after separation, we are all trying to fulfill the promise called "being strangers" C.

Although I really want to hold you and give you warmth, I'm sorry that we are just friends.

Let me cry against the wall.

Twenty-eight, I hate people pointing at me! I don't know if I'm yours!

Twenty-nine, I want to say a lot, but I don't know who to tell.

Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

Thirty-one, I love you for losing yourself who loves to laugh.

Thirty-two, tears fall, I can only assume that it is my own fault.