2. What is unity? Is to let go together when the whole class tug of war! Damn it, this is unity! !
3. A person is like a program. If you always make me crash, I have to uninstall you.
Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.
5. There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.
6, the buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!
7, eat more celery, don't ask, lower blood pressure and shout.
8. Sometimes when I feel ugly, I take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.
9. She is mine. Do not touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!
10, my future girlfriend, who am I dating now?
1 1, don't complain behind my back, come out and kill me if you feel uncomfortable.
12, don't always lie in the trough, have the ability to turn over.
13, it's not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!
14, who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!
15, I am purely fictional, in case of online, it is a ghost!
16 In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to beat you the most.
17, don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you have to know me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.
18, treat you as a person, please try to be human.
19. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
20, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.
2 1, thank you for your indifference and know my romantic feelings.
You know I can't live without it, so you are hurting yourself.
23. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
24. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!
25. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play Fuwa.
26. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.
27. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.
28. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The instructor said to the students: Count off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly, Count off! So you reluctantly turned and hugged the tree.
29. My schizophrenia has healed, and I and I are fine.
Yesterday, someone said I was ugly, so I cried on the spot. I am very sad, and I feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.
3 1, a fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
32. Wife, although you can't say love, don't die before me.
33. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.
34. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.
35. The warmth of this summer is the best interpretation you gave me.
36. Sometimes the smallest thing will occupy the biggest space in your heart.
37. Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?
38. How many people need not love, but a warm-hearted partner.
39. I didn't like you at first sight. Who knows, the more you look at it, the less pleasing to the eye.
I licked my fingers and cried.
4 1, don't let people get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.
42. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
43. Go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.
44. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!
45, the lighthouse in the depths of the soul, only pure love is worth lighting.
Suppose fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
47. Why do people come to my house, and I serve like a grandson, while I go to other people's houses, but I am as restrained as a grandson. What's the matter?
48. Marry the Tang Priest when you grow up. Fight if you can, or eat him if you can't.
49. Next semester, I hope the teacher will make my homework unknown, and my homework will not know me.
Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
5 1, National Day is only one day away, so it's time to prepare for the New Year!
Everyone has a bright future, but I feel that the future is not bright.
I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at the high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.
My only deviation is that I have a lot of money, but I didn't even have the only deviation at that time. I was almost happy.
The person I like doesn't need any remarks, because he monopolizes a group.
56. When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?
Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.
58. Teacher, you are not beautiful. Why should I keep staring at you in class?
59. I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
60. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.
6 1, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!
62. Son, stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath!
63. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and kicking you is the truest.
64. Don't say I have a bad temper. If I don't protect myself in this world, who will?
65, met, can't help but believe that this is fate. I didn't know this until I dreamed. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of life and death.
66、? The consequences of Alice and Gao Fushuai kissing the goddess, the former is pa! The latter is pa.
67. I just want you to take me with you. Don't tell me to let you go. I can't do it. I just want you, believe it or not.
68. I don't have this talent. I will tolerate you and accept her.
69. I thought the tiger photo was real, but as soon as I heard it was true, I immediately knew it was fake!
70. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.
7 1, you know I love you, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it won't change.
72. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.
73, grow up like that, don't spoil it, it is easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.
74. The temperature of your palm is not high, but it is enough to warm me.
75. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Next time, do I fall in love with homework?
76. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.
77. When you feel particularly charming, you must take photos to wake yourself up.
78. The season of black stockings flooding makes these thick legs feel awkward.
79. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I will take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.
80. People have backgrounds, so do I..
8 1, after the test, the scholars are looking at which question is wrong, while the scum are looking at several questions that are right.
82. "Are you good at math?" "Well, what's the matter?" "Now please let me lose the shadow area in your heart.
83. I am looking forward to the boy I love deeply, who can lead me into the marriage hall one day.
84. You look serious as if you can really understand people!
85. A teacher asked his students, "Why does the body get cold after death?" A student replied, "It's natural to be calm.
86. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two children don't have to guess.
87. Your daughter-in-law, accustomed to not being ashamed, is called love.
88. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.
89. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.
90. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!
9 1, there is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.
92. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.
93. Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.
94. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
95. Ten dollars fell into the cesspit. I thought about it, threw another hundred dollars, and then fished them all out. I am a special correspondent!
96. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.
97. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.
98. I haven't watched TV in recent years. When I turned on the TV, I couldn't see. What role did Princess Zhu Huan play? Golden locks are emperors!
99. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
100, when in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off doves, pinch instant noodles, tie condoms and so on.
10 1, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.
102, the day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!
103. Last night, I dreamed that God said I could have a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I said I wanted to be beautiful. He thought about it and said, I'll have a look again.
104, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired it is, or China.
105, I always look for lost beauty with your loving smile.
106, please don't say to hold hands with my son and grow old with him, because I still have black hair.
107, it is cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
108, when the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
109, with scoring as the goal, fraud as the talent, cheat sheet as the support and help.