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The couplet in the Manchester United bar: If you don’t pass the ball or shoot the ball, who is it referring to?

Nani: Nicknamed Nani, Cristiano Ronaldo II, Cristiano Ronaldo's younger brother, Cristiano Ronaldo's successor, Manchester United's bad front, Manchester United's winger, Portugal's Dawn, this person is a genius. His performance has always been unstable. He is the main player one year and a substitute every year. He is one of the weirdos in football. He also likes to cry. He was scolded for scoring a goal in the Portuguese team. He scored zero goals and zero assists last season. The most handsome of the Great Dark Kings, but this person is still capable, firmly occupying the fourth spot.

Valencia: Nicknamed Wa Bushoot, unhappy, not excited, Manchester United wing corridor, Ecuadorian wing defender, super assist master, successor of Ronaldo, American Andy Lau, this person has never Wa Jingyun, who has never laughed, is known as the god of death who never laughs. He looks like a migrant worker from Henan. He is ugly and can only pass from outside with one move. His shooting skills are simply appalling. Fortunately, he works hard in the front and backcourt. Everyone is willing to play, but he can't stand the pressure of No. 7 and resolutely chooses to quit. There is no objection to being the third place.

Ashley Young: His nickname is too good to be true. He is a left winger and a diving star. He is a star on the wing of Manchester United and a sharp edge on the left wing. He is a bad star on the wing in England. Aaron Kwok, the former Villa star, is known as Victoria. The gap between him and Ronaldo is equivalent to the gap between Optimus Prime flying from Cybertron to the earth. The owner of the household registration book. This person has a small head, loves *river*, and is so handsome. When he was in Vera Together with Agbonlahor, they are known as the twin stars, and with Downing Milner, they are known as the four young players of Villa. His speed is as fast as lightning across the sky, and his diving skills are comparable to Thomas Daly. He was the absolute main force of the England team in the European Cup last year and used disasters. It’s not enough to describe his greatness. He can only stop the ball with his left foot and cross with the right foot, but he can’t do anything else. He contributed perfect data of zero goals and zero assists last season, and he lives a small life with a weekly salary of tens of thousands of pounds. It's comfortable, but it feels not as good as Yu Hanchao of the Chinese Super League. He may not be the main force in my community. He is so strong that he has the tendency to take the first place, and now he takes the second place.