What is the most nonsense thing in the world? Of course it is love! Let’s talk nonsense together! I have collected and sorted out relevant nonsense about love for everyone to enjoy and learn from!

Selection of bullshit love stories

1. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

2. Ride a wolf and let it go. Sheep, singing folk songs and acting like hooligans

3. Hello, aunt, I am your son’s boyfriend!

4. Time flies so fast, it’s dark as soon as I wake up

5. If you want to learn from me, find some essence, don’t let me see through you at a glance.

6. Metamorphosis should be as early as possible. If it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

7. If you only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals, happiness has no end.

8. You laugh at me because I am different from you, but I laugh at you all as the same.

9. It’s hard to look back on the past, and the current situation is not as good as it used to be.

10. I want to buy an iPhone 4, but I don’t know which brand is good.

11. There are too many cars and the roads are indigestion.

12. There is no end to learning, so I have never graduated.

13. Don’t speak with your lungs, everything you say is nonsense

14. There is a kind of love called letting go. After letting go, please leave quickly.

15. My wife said: Husband, you are so manly! I asked: What smell? She said: Stinky feet and cigarette smell?

16. Mom Praising me for being virtuous and idle means nothing

17. Don’t tell me that we will grow old together, I want my black hair to be flowing forever

18. What is a mistress? He is nothing more than a mistress at best. Personal

19. Today is White Day? Is it the festival of White Snake and Xu Xian

20. It seems that we are all at an awkward age where we are not convinced when children call us uncle or aunt. ?

A complete collection of nonsense about love

1. Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use Pinyin input method.

2. ——You said you would wait for me to come back, and you did. You even found a man to wait with you.

3. ——You said you would love me forever, but I forgot to ask you, whether it is this life or the next life.

4. If one day, my signature no longer updates frequently, it will prove that I am living a good life.

5. I understand you like a farmer uncle understands dung

6. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies

7 . If you scold me, it means you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you may kill me with a knife!

8. Boss, here is a lottery ticket. I want the winning bet.

9. You will search for him thousands of times in the crowd. If you are not sick, just take two steps.

10. I won’t show you my sadness, because I’m afraid you won’t be able to help but laugh.

11. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving. If love is not enough, kick!

12. Always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool

13. There is only so much character, it is shameful to save a little money and squander it.

14. I face the cruelty of the world with ridiculous happiness.

15. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to crawl out of a dog hole!

16. If the three cobblers are equal to Zhuge Liang, then China at least has 400 million Zhuge Liang.

17. If you put love on one end of the scale, you have to put life on the other end.

18. Falling out of love means that you plan to spend your whole life with someone, but they don’t give you this life.

19. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble.

20. I remember that a poet I liked once wrote about a father chasing the sun. He wrote, If you can’t catch up, then you will run into it.

21. Think about thousands of things at night. Get up in the morning and take the original road.

22. Those who are afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

23. It is said that the divine horse is like a floating cloud, and the thousand-mile horse is like a floating cloud among the floating clouds.

24. There are no men in the world who are not carefree, only men who are incapable of being carefree

25. Life is like angry birds, there are always a few pigs when you fail. Laughing

26. If I were Tang Monk, would you still use goblins to catch me? - Before going to bed at night, tell Wukong to catch a few goblins for the master to play with!

27. Men are like It is a 1 yuan coin, with a 1 on the front and a chrysanthemum on the back

28. I would rather copy other people’s joy than create my own sadness.

29. After observing your life, I finally found the courage to live.

30. As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting Monk Tang from studying in the West.

31. The function of school is to not let you do whatever you want to do.

32. If you don’t love me, I will let you drown in my overwhelming thoughts. Death

　33. Success is a related noun, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives.

34. This is the most painful time every day, I feel like I want to die ~

35. If you say yes, it’s shameless; you can say yes to him There is no need to have any face at all

　36. Looking at you like that, it’s a good thing you’re not Tang Monk, otherwise all the fairies would have been ruined by you.

37. ︵﹂You will get diabetes if you listen to too many sweet words.

38. ╰︶Look at you, so shameless and heartless, you must be very underweight╮-- .

39. When the mouse shows its power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

40. Just like you, I watched it for too long and I don’t want to watch it anymore!

41. Vulnerabilities and patches are flying together, blue screen *** and crash are all the same.

42. Only by watching dramas can you be considered a lover of literature and art.

43. I can’t keep up with you, I think I have lost my way.

44. If I don’t see you regretting it for the rest of my life, I will regret it for the rest of my life.

45. If one day I leave you, will you search the whole world to find me after a few years?

46. ,?.Walking the path of others, leaving others with nowhere to go〆丿

47. You asked me if I have any religious beliefs, I said:?Does narcissism count? Forget it?

48. Don’t always say that you are fine. Being fine is not a problem.

49. The highest state of not understanding is two words: pretending to understand!

50. To be precise, apart from believing in God, I am not superstitious at all!

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51. Your love is like a vending machine, anyone can do it as long as you have money.

52. In heaven, I wish to be a winged bird, and on earth, I wish to be a pig in the same pen.

53. The person you miss is no longer in the service area, please think about it later.

54. Asking what love is in the world, will it make people confused?

55. When one day, you find that there is an unstoppable feeling, maybe it is called love. Let's do it!

56. In today's society, there is no money and no status. In order to live a happy life, we have to sacrifice you, me and him.

57. You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

58. I heard that the most beautiful scenery in the world is the young and Dangerous boys squatting on the road.

59. The secret to being popular is to endure it a little longer when you can’t bear it anymore.

60. Rationality is like a big liar, sensibility is like a psychopath.

61. You get acne when you are young, but you get a pimple when you grow up.

62. There are two basic points in life: be confused and be chic.

63. After meeting you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

64. Namo Ami, the great group of Tathagata Buddhas: They say you have bad fate.

65. If you want to marry a rich man, look for Ultraman

66. Some people are serious about making you feel distressed, and some people are too lazy to make you laugh. pain.

67. If my relationship fails, it will definitely be the other person lying on the ground

68. If you don’t want to answer my phone, just say so. Don’t always ask people to move to help you. I said sorry.

69. I want to be one of your teeth in the next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also feel pain

70. I want to write all over the streets and alleys of that turbulent era I love you, let people passing by sigh. I won't be taken away by the police either.