2. The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of other people, such as Lao Wang next door.
3. Why can't 520 be divisible by 3? Because love can't hold a small 3! Wrong. Because xiaosan is inexhaustible!
4. When you see a doctor, these three sentences of the doctor can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are very ill; But it can still be cured; But it costs a lot of money!
Recently, my hands and feet are always cold, and online it is said that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Stick to fitness. After drinking Lycium barbarum for a while and making tea for a while, it still didn't work, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and I got well.
6. "I have never seen much money in my life when I feel that my wallet is really pitiful." "When your mirror is poor, you have never seen anyone in your life."
7. Nobody knows what's wrong. I have to say, I can eat by my face. I tried, but I really couldn't. After all, people still have to eat by mouth!
Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.
Husband: Wife, if one day, you find me cheating, will you divorce me? The wife replied faintly: no, I'd rather be widowed.
10. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you curse? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.
1 1. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't taken a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!
Twelve. It feels very happy to roll the road with the person you like, and it feels like shoveling shit to visit the Aegean Sea with the person you don't like.
Thirteen. Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, but I am more special. I have been struggling to survive, and I have never lived.
Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time.
15. When eating in the canteen, I was very excited to find a piece of braised pork in the rice, but there was a lot of hair on it. So it took two hours to pluck the hair, and when I ate it, I found it was a piece of ginger.
Sixteen years old. When I was in high school, I had a youthful and beautiful acne on my face. One day, I took the bus, holding my hand and shaking with the car. A child tugged at my skirt: "Brother! Brother! You spilled eight-treasure porridge on your face! "
17. Psychologists have said that the more you show off, the more you lack. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots?
18. In the self-study class, Xueba and Yu Xue are blocking their sleep with books. When the teacher found out, the teacher went to Yu Xue and patted him on the head: go to bed when you get the book. Then he pointed to Xueba and said: You learn from others and take books with you when you sleep.
Nineteen. The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.
Twenty. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.
Teacher: Xiao Ming, make a sentence with "since". Xiaoming: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I'll make one.
Twenty-two At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever. At school, when you sneeze, you think it is terminal cancer.
23. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.
Unlike others, I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.