2. What feels thick is not necessarily money, but a thick rag.
Don't treat a piece of slag in the sea as a flower by the river.
4. Women are not embarrassed and their status is unstable.
5. At the moment I leave, forget me and hope I can forget you.
6. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
You wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.
8. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.
9. Hey, girl, do you want me to call you charming or coquettish?
10, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' ugliness and baldness.
1 1, I'm from the earth, don't give me Martian words.
12, romantic peacock Kaiping, underwear in rectangular square parallelogram.
13, when? My life is in a cycle, and the only constant memory is? .
14, sleep is an art-no one can stop my pursuit of art!
15, the lost time is full of rumors, and the wandering hooligans continue to live in exile.
16, a man may not be handsome, but he must be like a man.
17, in the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils.
18, bullshit, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.
19, a good-looking and blind person like me doesn't like you anymore.
20. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person has been much more energetic.
2 1. It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?
If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.
23. When there is no tiger in Pingyang, when I make a comeback, if one day the tiger returns to the mountain, I will hold up half the sky with blood.
24. See if I am so firm in your self-esteem.
25. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
26. Every man is abnormal, and all men who are not abnormal are color blind.
27. My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car.
28. Even the people I trust most are changing. Let me see.
29. Don't tell me you're sorry. It seems that it's still my fault. I haven't forgiven you.
30. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?
3 1, "I love you", so what? The first letters of three words together are not a word "play".
32. If TA says to you: Forget me. You should tell each other smartly: I'm sorry, I haven't remembered who you are.
Take your positions, get ready to run, stop, there are beautiful women in front, you all pay attention to beautiful women.
Only my brother knows that when I am in pain, I don't say anything.
35. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?
36. Tell me about you. Learn to be ugly without a diploma. If you are not smart, learn from others' baldness!
37. Bored people can fart and run after each other on the playground when they are free.
38. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
39. Your world has nothing to do with my brother; You only deserve to see the world of brothers.
40. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket. If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
4 1. If I develop an atomic bomb, the school will be my first bomb.
42, often played, never played.
43. My brother has been imitated and never surpassed.
44. When you should use your brain, don't use your heart.
45. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.
46. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.
47. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.
Aunt, lend me your daughter, and I'll give you two grandchildren next time!
49. I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.
50. The pain you have given me is the helplessness and despair of the world.
5 1, my so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day.
52. Every wound is like a black Datura, enchanting and painful, with endless black fragrance.
53. If you lay a finger on my brothers and sisters, I will ruin your whole heaven!
54. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.
I decided not to get married in order to escape from my family.
56. Don't hurt me too lightly, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.
57. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of spicy eyes.
I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.
59, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes, if people make me, comity three points, people make me again, give him a shot, people still make me, extinction!
If my love hurts a person, then I will give up my love.
6 1, the motherland has not been unified, and I am not in the mood to study.
Uncle farmer, you have worked hard. If it weren't for your efforts, I don't know how many rich people have starved to death now.
63. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.
64. In the boundless Chineydy, I am only smiling for the proud flower evil.
65. Put on your dog skin and mask. Get out!
66. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.
67. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face.
68. Brother is a person you can never control.
69. This scene ended in prosperity. Instead of falling all over the country, it gave me everything.
70, women are ruthless, why should men be affectionate.
7 1, don't be infatuated with me, I belong to her.
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What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.
74. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.
75. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.
76. Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket and say it.
77. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.
78. Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
79. I came to this world in tears, and I will go back in tears.
80. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to see the world.
8 1, one of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste!
82. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!
83, nonsense life, embarrassing nonsense.
84. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.
85. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
86, happiness, pass me by, maybe your happiness does not belong to me.
87. Ability is a woman's ultimate sexiness.
88. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
89. Buy two bottles of Yan Fujie later to brush your face.
90. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it has to be so.
9 1, has been imitated and never charged.
92. What should come will come, and you can't hide it. Those who should go will eventually go, but they can't stay.
93. There is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way forward, but the heart is already irreparable.
94. You are like a shrimp. Red days are the saddest moments.
95. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
96. You always hate me everywhere. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.
97. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!
98. The height of the station does not necessarily mean that the distance of urine does not necessarily produce beauty.
99. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to go to the blackboard and tell the answer.
100, persistence is victory, victory is fart, and fart is strength.