1. What products have the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? Newspaper

2. There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? Sinking to the bottom of the river

3. What thing climbs higher when the weather gets hotter? Thermometer

4. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? There is no Amitabha in the south

5. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. This is What animal? Little tiger

6. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? Artificial satellite

7. Three gold "Xin" and three water are called "Miao". Three people are called "public", so what should the three ghosts be called? They are called help

8. Who is the greatest person in our country? An old man

9. What else in the world besides trains? The longest car? Traffic jam

10. There is a person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. Who is he? Santa Claus

11. Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be used Eat, what kind of melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

12. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? Answer:

This is the wrong word

13. What is the use of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

14. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing? Answer:

Dreaming

15. Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

It’s not as comfortable as bed

16 .What is the name of Mi’s mother:——Hua Yin Hua Mi

17. What is the name of Mi’s father——Die Yin because of Die Lianhua

18. What is the name of Mi’s grandmother—— Pens bloom because of their wonderful pens

19. What is the name of Mi’s grandfather - Popcorn because he hugs rice as well as flowers

20. A man is being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there is something in front of him. Big river, he couldn't swim, but he passed by, why?

Answer: Passed out from fear

The most caring person in the world - Doraemon

(Because he always lends a helping hand (circle) ) hand)

The most evil person in the world - Doraemon

Because he can't see his fingers. . .

1. Two people went on an adventure and accidentally fell into a pit. One died and was called dead, and the other was injured. What do you call it? 2. What is the net made of? 3. Why does the dog stop barking after crossing the single-plank bridge? The answer is: 1. Help 2. Hole 3. Photographic memory (woof)

1. Xiaobai, Xiaohei, Xiaohuang and Xiaohong ride the bus together. Who is most likely to vomit? (Xiaobai, because the little white rabbit (vomits))

2. A person walks on the beach and does not look back. Why can he see his own footprints? (Because he walked backwards)

3. One day, Xiao Ming’s test scores came down, and he scored 59 points. When he went home and signed an autograph for his father, his father saw it and beat him up. Later, Xiao Ming went to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" After that, Xiao Ming's mother said something that made Xiao Ming feel speechless. What did Xiao Ming’s mother say? (If someone beats my son, I will beat that person’s son to take revenge)