"A sandy copywriting that will make emo people happy after reading it"

Red beans go with lovesickness, and mung beans go with bastard. Lovesickness is too painful, and the bastard makes up for it.

High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking. After being busy for two hours, Master Wang decided to eat Master Kong.

I probably miss you. The rhubarb at the door looks a bit like you

I don’t dare to clean the room too clean. I’m afraid there will only be a piece of garbage left in the room

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My heart is dead, but my mouth is not dead and I can still eat. It’s scary

Morning: snoring, snoring, snoring, snoring. Noon: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha .Night: Maybe I am destined to be bumpy in the sea of ??love

Everyone is trapped by love, but I am sleepier than a dog every day

If you don’t ask me out, I will go back to the countryside. There is no 4G. It’s hard for you to find my WiFi

I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect him to be living in such a miserable state, so he only put a coin in my bowl