Qq Greetings (Selected Articles)
1. Please note that the god of wealth has fascinated you. I was hit by good luck as soon as I went out. If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float to your home. You can't hide, so accept it!
2. Since ancient times, there has been no charming mother on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
3. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!
4. I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!
5. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And recently 10 years, squatting at the door every day, greeting passers-by?
6. My new gf and I are breaking up just after a week's relationship, just because I haven't seen octavio? Pass's book and Borges's poem?
7. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there is a delicate and warm emotion. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.
8. Nu Wa shoots every day.
9. Teacher, wait, I will let Buddha marry you!
10. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!
Qq Greetings (Latest Edition)
1. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die a few times in a few trees and you're completely dead!
I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
The difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?
4. If a man is fined for parking illegally, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
5. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.
6. Does the wind blow your crotch?
7. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.
8. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!
9. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
10. Live well, because we will die for a long time!
1 1. I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!
12. Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!
13. The female student who just finished her internship in a Japanese company came back and said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are held, no matter how high-end people are present, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but someone always touches your thigh under the stage!"
14. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.
15. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.
16. My buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!
17. You are the best example of failed abortion!
18. University is the best time for breast development of female students.
19. Hands are willing to be rough for women.
20. Fill her emptiness with your surplus!
Qq Greeting (Classic Edition)
1. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Otherwise, why do you always see the face of our supermarket supervisor?
2. Part I: How worrying is the China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.
Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.
The woman outside the umbrella is destined not to go out in rainy days?
Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!
When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money!
7. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.
My father and I are different in similarity.
9. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.
10. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.
1 1. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation?
12. Women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
13. She gave me a kiss when we broke up, and it felt as real as People's Daily?
14. The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree to enjoy the cool and raising a grass to walk the birds is a harmonious society and environmental protection.
15. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
16. Confused and not pursuing the truth? Truth is a bitch!
17. The party member activity of the Department of Mathematics forced girls to clean the boys' dormitory, which was really outrageous!
18. When I was a child, my parents always believed that when my daughter changed eighteen, the ugly duckling would become a white swan and then marry a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently and said earnestly, "Son, why don't you study hard?"
19. My wife calls me a third party!
A group of Japanese visited our school today? To tell the truth, this is the first time I have seen a Japanese in clothes!
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