The so-called puppy love is just to raise a wife for others.
3. There is a game. After several days without washing your hair, your scalp itches. When you caught it, you were burned to death.
Hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in the next life.
No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
6. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.
7. Adults are uncomfortable, but they are actually uncomfortable.
8. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!
As long as we have confidence, everything is a piece of cake.
Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Sunday.
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Twelve. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.
Thirteen. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.
14. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.
15. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it to tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.
16. Life is too short to be sexy.
Seventeen. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.
Everyone I like is on the hard disk.
Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.
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10. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.