2. The so-called high cold is actually a person with high face value+poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight.
What is more terrible than ugliness is that you have a girlfriend who looks ridiculous.
Even if someone says I'm crazy, I will look up strongly and say to him contemptuously, "Are you in my hospital?" ?
5, homework, you little mistress, I already have someone, you don't want to seduce me.
6, I hope to find a virgin "voice did not fall, all the 24 female guests in the audience turned off the lights, and a word" seat "was eaten alive.
7, you should go to the sun more, in the dark, so as not to be called an idiot.
There are so many puppies in the street that I can't find which one is you.
9. Life is short. You should waste it on interesting people.
10, the teacher gives lectures at wifi speed, while Xueba listens and studies at 3g speed _ 2g speed, staring at scum and getting disconnected on the spot. I didn't open the data at all.
1 1, sex-change surgery in Thailand, plastic surgery in Korea, plastic surgery in Japan, and pS technology in China, which are also called the four major witchcraft in Asia.
12, behind your face, you think you are a bra.
13. Thanks to the English teacher in junior high school, I have been relying on my English level in junior high school to get into senior high school.
14, the next time you swear, don't say "roll" again, change it to "The world is so big, you should go and see it".
15, my dearest, how are you? Look at your forced life without me.
16, bed, you let me go, I am a person with homework.
17, if two people are long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
18. Walking to the classroom this summer is like walking to the mosquito canteen.
19, it doesn't matter if you sit at the same table. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital for the worst treatment.
20. I can focus on your surprise or I can be afraid of you.
2 1, if you listen to too many lies, you will learn to lie, and if you watch too much, you will be blind.
22. When I suddenly turned around, the head teacher had stood silently at the door of the window.
23. I can be fat or thin. What if you are ugly?
24, advice to senior three dogs: don't break up after graduation, college is even uglier.
25. You said you were a beautiful poisonous poppy, but I always thought you were a bottle of dichlorvos.
26. Idiots are self-sufficient from beginning to end, belittling themselves.
The head teacher told us that there is only one life. If God likes you, he will take you away.
28, you didn't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.
29. It's raining hard. I want to keep goldfish in my shoes for two days.
It is raining. I miss you very much, but I dare not call you. I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning.
3 1, I'll treat you to "ice 70" and "it seems that there is no problem"
Some people say that "money can't buy happiness". I think you must have used the wrong money.
Your age can't pass Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.
34. Being smart is also harmful to people. If Li Bai was not so clever and wrote so many poems, I wouldn't be so tired.
35. Xueba's English name is studybully, which is collectively referred to as SB internationally.
36. I work for money. Don't talk to me about bullshit ideals. My ideal is not to go to work!
37. On June 1st, I begged for food and care, and I didn't accept sympathy or pity. I am a man of backbone.
38. Alarm clock, you'd better give me a good reason to wake me up in the morning, or I'll play dead for you.
39. Will the girl sitting next to the warm man die of heat on a hot day?