1. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

2. I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star.

3. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s even hard for me to get 16 hours of sleep a day.

4. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

5. It turns out that Chibi Maruko-chan fell in love with Watermelon Taro because their hairstyles were that of a couple.

6. People just fight for a breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!

7. Don’t dig my grave. Remember back then, I was also a tomb robber.

8. Every day of life is just preparation for death!

9. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

10. Life is like a coffee table, although it is not big, it is full of cups

11. In the workplace, you should be like Conan, with a way of letting others go wherever you go. Do you have the nickname "Qiugao" for your domineering brother? I'm totally "excited" by you! .

12. We will know what happens tomorrow.

13. There are no free pies in the sky, but there are free bricks.

14. Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

15. It is very safe for a ship to be moored in a harbor, but that is not the purpose of building a ship.

16. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

17. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no height that cannot be reached. You cannot miss yourself, you cannot take care of your own pain, you cannot obtain your own results, and you cannot give your own happiness.

18. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say.

19. If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.

20. Goose and goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot.

21. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

22. "Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

23. There is no airtight wall, nothing is impossible Hanging beam.

24. I never hold grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.

25. Don’t steam buns to gain reputation, even if you don’t have QQ coins.

26. The ship can be temporarily anchored, but the sail cannot stop choosing its direction.

27. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send her to see God.

28. I overturned the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

29. I bought an exquisite small watch, but time is still so boring.

30. There are green mountains and buildings outside the mountains. I don’t worry if you don’t love me; there are many beauties in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

31. A poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and made a special trip to the west to worship Buddha and ask for marriage.

32. Blue curtains, glass-like heart, transparent to you, but easily sad

33. As long as you live a better life than me, I can't stand it.

34. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art.

35. I am only 23 years old, loved by everyone, flowers blooming every time, and flat tires every car! Every time I walk on the street, either handsome guys turn around or beautiful girls jump off the building!

36. Since Shenzhen Development Bank launched the intellectual slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion article: "Ebright is not acceptable."

37. Those who follow me will be good, and those who go against me will fall!

38. The sound of cannons and the beating of war drums, I am a gangster, who am I afraid of!

39. Urination and defecation are strictly prohibited here. Violators will have their tools confiscated.

40. Dreams are always awakened by urine!

41. No one can replace your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

42. I picked up a QB on the side of the road.

43. Three tadpoles went to a restaurant to eat. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrog to the next table, the three tadpoles hugged each other and sang sadly: "I don't want to, I don't want to, don't want to grow up." …”

44. People like me who are uneducated and uneducated will only be the boss’s wife in the future!

45. I have to rest during the day because I want to sleep at night!

46. As long as you work hard, a couple will be blessed a hundred days a day.

47. How high is your bed return rate?

48. I am born with talent and will be useful. A mouse’s son can dig holes.

49. Three good students - good study, good looks, and good family background.

There are three no students - no grades, no appearance, and no background. A classic funny saying

A classic funny saying

I smiled from my side to the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep.

The cashier said that there is no change, please give me two plastic bags.

My advantage is that I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is that my handsomeness is not obvious.

What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters

My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S. There is also a B-side.

I am a fat person, not a fat person.

If Taiwan does not recover for a day, I will not be able to reach Level 4

If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep

Running snail.

Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you coax her for 2 hours a day, you will soon be able to do it.

Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

The accountant said, "You can come and get your salary later. I don't have any change."

Can you tell I've put on powder?

Although you are sprayed I wore cologne, but I could still smell a faint smell of scum.

My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

I am an angel and I cannot go back to heaven because of my weight.

Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

Both homebound and rotten, the future is uncertain.

Make a cup of Sanlu and drink it.

Relevant departments of the most mysterious department in history.

It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century

There are only two things in my life that I can’t do, neither this nor that.

Others have a background, but I have a back view.

The ideal of meat, the destiny of cabbage.

Why did you die because of the white horse? Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

Don’t mistake shrimps for seafood.

Please make a serving of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, a little salt, and an extra egg, and take it away.

My father-in-law is my cousin

Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

There are too many liars and not enough fools.

I am the princess who kills thorns and dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

Why should I kill you, my love?

Your cell phone is cheaper than your phone bill.

The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

While others pretend to be competent, I have to pretend to be experienced.

Don’t be afraid of thieves bringing tools, but be afraid that thieves understand technology

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money

I won’t accept anyone when I’m drunk. Just hold on to the wall

I'm like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out

Senior brother, do you know? Second senior brother's flesh Now it’s more expensive than the master’s.

If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...

When the water is clear, there is nothing. Fish, the most humble person is invincible.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like there is a lot of it, but after using it, it is not enough ~ 8. Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time to be seen.

My friends, please hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well.

When a colleague went to meet a client, he might be nervous, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Liu Hello, sir, may I ask what your last name is?" Sweat

A female classmate was too dark and her boyfriend was too fair. One day in the dormitory, the venomous diva suddenly said to her, "You can't do this. , you will give birth to zebras”

I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me like this

Don’t be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compete with you Than

I am not a casual person, I am not a human being even if I am casual

God said, let there be light, I said I opposed it, and from then on there was darkness in the world

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done

To be a human being, you must be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C< /p>

My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata

People cannot hang themselves on one tree, they have to hang themselves on several nearby trees. Try it a few times

If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person has no shame, it will be invincible.

The farmer’s three punches hurt a little

In fact, I have always been very popular. When I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am loved by bitches

Don’t be afraid Enemies like tigers are afraid of teammates like pigs

Go your own way and let others take a taxi

Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street

As long as you work hard and poop seriously

Who among the Chinese is the fastest? It’s Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here

Get away as far as you think

Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon" ".

Lovers eventually get married

Spring is here, and a group of geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape.

Just lie down wherever you fall

If a tiger doesn't show off its power, you will think of me

A donkey will recite a funny sentence

1. Arrive in Afghanistan Only then did I realize that I could not appeal even if I was wronged.

2. It wasn’t until I arrived in France that I realized that being teased can be very flirtatious.

3. When I arrived in Canada, I realized that a place larger than China has a smaller population than Beijing.

4. It wasn’t until I arrived in Argentina that I realized that not knowing football would make people faint.

5. It wasn’t until I arrived in Denmark that I learned that you don’t need to draft a fairy tale.

6. It wasn’t until I arrived in Japan that I realized how polite it would be to refuse to admit one’s fault.

7. Only when you arrive in Arabia do you realize how proud you are to be a man.

8. When I arrived in Singapore, I realized that there was water all around and I had to worry about what others wanted.

9. Only after arriving in England did I understand why Newton later believed in Christianity.

10. It wasn’t until I arrived in Spain that I realized that I could still laugh out loud while being pushed up to the sky by a cow.

11. Only after arriving in Indonesia did I know why the Chinese could not sleep.

12. Only after arriving in China did I realize that it is better to have only one child.

13. Only when I arrived in the Middle East did I realize that I couldn’t tell whether human life or national dignity was more important.

14. When I arrived in Chile, I realized that it was difficult for the train to turn around in the country.

15. Only when I arrived in Australia did I realize that bags of rat meat are also very tasty.

16. Only when we arrived in Mexico did we know why Zorro didn’t come out to cause trouble now.

17. It wasn’t until I arrived in Cuba that I learned that snowflakes have N kinds of flavors.

18. When I arrived in Austria, I realized that even beggars can play a tune.

19. Only after arriving in the Sahara did we realize the importance of saving water.

20. Only when I arrived in Yugoslavia did I understand why some people did not want to return to the embrace of their motherland.

21. Only after arriving in Germany did I realize that there is still a set of rigid rules.

22. Only when I arrived in Brazil did I realize that I was not ashamed to wear very little clothes.

23. When I arrived in the Netherlands, I realized that men kissing each other in the street can be so hot.

24. Only when I arrived in South Korea did I realize that Asian football makes God almost go crazy.

25. Only when I arrived in Scandelavia did I realize that the sun can also sleep in.

26. Only when I arrived in Italy did I realize that eating grilled pizza every day would not cause blisters on my face.

27. When I arrived in Greece, I realized that the charming places are actually ruined temples.

28. It wasn’t until you arrived in Iraq that you learned that pollution will kill you.

29. Only after arriving in the United States did I realize that no matter who you are, you will be shot if you yell.

30. Only when I arrived in Egypt did I realize that a tower can have so many mysteries.

31. Only when I arrived in Switzerland did I realize that opening a bank account without $100,000 would be ridiculed.

32. Only after visiting many African countries did we realize that cannibalism is sometimes a necessity.

33. Only when I arrived at the Vatican did I realize that a shot fired from anywhere within its territory would hit a bird in Rome.

34. Only when I arrived in Russia did I realize that even with such a large land, there are still people who don’t have enough to eat.

35. Only when I arrived in India did I realize that people have to give way to cows.

36. When I arrived in South Africa, I realized that I could be kissed by AIDS at any time.

37. Only when I arrived in Panama did I realize that a river can also represent the importance of sovereignty.

38. When I arrived in Thailand, I realized that when you see a beautiful woman, don’t rush to hug her. Heart-wrenching sentences, each sentence is more distressing than the other, and each sentence is more sad than the other

1. The greatest sorrow is to grow up. From then on, laughter is no longer pure, and crying is no longer thorough.

2. Is there anyone like me who keeps changing his signature? Actually, he just wants to make someone feel something.

3. I am not a gentle person, but I have done all the gentle things for you.

4. I am a person who laughs often, but I am not a person who is always happy.

5. How many people have gone from fat to thin, from love to hate, from innocence to depravity, for the sake of their significant other.

6. Sometimes doing everything for someone is no better than doing nothing for someone else.

7. You cannot be friends after a breakup because you have hurt each other. You cannot be an enemy. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.

8. Others can see the happiness on your face, but no one can feel the pain in your heart.

9. The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

10. I would rather draw the ground as a prison for you, even if I grow old slowly in prison.

11. As I walked, I dispersed, and the memories faded; as I watched, I became tired, and the starlight dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; When I looked back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

12. When you cry, there is no one to comfort you, so you learn to be strong; when you are afraid, there is no one to accompany you, so you learn to be brave; when you are alone, if you are not strong, no one will show you your weakness.

13. You think letting go can fulfill my happiness, but you don’t know that my greatest happiness is holding hands with you.

14. You are attentive, but he is not. Loving someone who does not love you is unrequited.

15. Whether you see me or not, I will be there, no matter what. Sad or not; whether you miss me or not, the love is there, never coming or going; whether you love me, or not loving me, the love is there, never increasing or decreasing; whether you follow me, or not, my love The hand is in your hand, don’t give it up.

16. Facing is not necessarily the saddest thing. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. What you get doesn’t necessarily last long. Losing does not necessarily mean you no longer have it. Don't make the wrong love because of loneliness, don't make the wrong love make you lonely all your life.

17. The reason you cannot accept one person is because you cannot forget another person.

18. When you say you are not good, I feel pain, and it hurts so much that I don’t know how to comfort you. When you say you are drunk, I feel pain, and it hurts so much that I can’t control myself, and my thoughts are confused. My language is too pale, but my heart aches because of every word you say. Too many things I can't do, I can't do as I wish, I want to leave, leave this you who makes me hurt. Turning around, it was too difficult to fall in love with someone else. I only cared about my heartache and forgot to leave. Time and time again, I got used to it, got used to having you, and got used to feeling sorry for you in everything.