Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me? Let's think together!
3. When I was a child, I partnered with my brother and stole 5 yuan from my mother! I was severely beaten by my mother. I didn't hold my breath when I was kneeling, and I farted very loudly! My brother actually laughed, and my dad thought he refused and beat him again.
Q: What do turtles and rabbits have in common in the tortoise-rabbit race? A: Everything is delicious.
I warn people who have a date here that you'd better make love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.
I asked my girlfriend, "Of all the outstanding boys in the world, why did you choose me?" My girlfriend said, "Because excellent boys look down on me."
7. Live well, and there will be a new blow every day.
Men, don't get tired of the mask, because it can make women quiet for half an hour, only a few dollars. Can you do it? Affordable, you deserve it.
I learned to drive in a driving school for the first time today. I started from that half slope, and the car dropped sharply when I went downhill. The coach shouted: Brake with your feet! I was in a daze. As soon as the car door opened, I put one foot outside and grounded, and finally stabilized the speed.
10. Everyone has his own way. Unfortunately, losers don't want to go their own way, but they always want to go someone else's way.
1 1. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love, and I always feel embarrassed when I say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.
Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " "
Thirteen. Don't look too good. If you are too good-looking, it is easy to find someone. You see, I haven't found a date yet. Sin and sin.
14. If you smoke on the balcony, you smoke half and the wind half. You didn't follow the trend, maybe the wind also has troubles. The more I thought about it afterwards, the more angry I became, so I started smoking.
15. I just went to eat Haidilao. While waiting in line, there was a fight across the street, so I stood at the door and watched. Then a waiter brought me a stool and snacks. Then he told me that they had sent someone to inquire about the cause of the fight. Let me wait a moment.
Sixteen years old. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, What? Allergic to this knowledge point?
17. Today, a child walked in the street and spat at me. I didn't scold him, but touched his head and said, "How sensible! Gave him five dollars and told him to do the same to others. After walking around, I saw that his face was swollen.
Eighteen. I was called to the conference room by the manager today, and he almost fired me. He said, "Why are you so careless about your work?" I argued, "No, I even dreamed that I was getting a haircut." When he heard this, he flew into a rage: "What reason do you have to fall asleep as soon as you get a haircut?"
19. "Land. Where is my golden hoop? " "Report back to the Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it especially matches your temperament and hairstyle!"
20. I had an 8-yuan breakfast at a roadside stall. The boss was very busy, so I put the money in his basket, thinking that the boss might not have seen it. I took out the money again, and then the boss saw it.
2 1. I am a rich second generation, but I work by myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
22. Someone confessed to me. How can I refuse him to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home.
Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.
24. When I went to the hotel on business, I found that the smoke in the room was very heavy, so I called the front desk. The front desk replied, "Please wait a moment and send someone to do smoke-free treatment for you immediately." After a while, a waiter came in and opened all the windows in the room.