1. Teacher: What does a tadpole become when it grows up? ?Xiaoxin:?Pan. ?

2. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: It’s not all because of you. Xiaoxin: Me? Sister: Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!

3. Xiaomao: My mother has a master’s degree and my father has a doctorate. ?Xiaoxin:?What’s so great! ?Xiao Mao: ?Who are your parents? ?Xiaoxin:?My father is a man and my mother is a woman. ?

4. Mom: My parents have something to do tonight and won’t be back until very late. Xiaoxin: Then I will be very tired! Mom: Why? Xiaoxin: I will get very tired from watching TV.

5. Teacher: ?Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use the wrong words. Now I am going to test you on how to use an idiom to describe the teacher who is very happy?Xiaoxin: ?Smiling Jiuquan?

6. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use inappropriate words. Now I’m going to test you on how to use an idiom to describe the teacher’s happiness. Xiaoxin: Smiling with joy.

7. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, first perform mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration. If you do this repeatedly, what will happen? Xiaoxin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

8. Hello everyone! I am Nohara Shinnosuke, everyone calls me Xiaoxin. I am five years old this year. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is dynamic superman!

9. Xiaoxin: Your painting lacks a little emotion. Kazama: What? Xiaoxin: Look at me. Xiaoxin: That’s good.

10. Guangzhi: What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Doing such a thing at such a young age? explain! Where did these photos come from? ?Xiaoxin: ?I took it from your drawer.

11. Xiaoxin: I want to poop. Mei Ya: Why not just now? Xiaoxin: I didn’t want to just now.

12. I am still a child, why do you have to be so serious?

13. Teacher: Now in the "First Aid" class, someone is injured, what should be the first step? ?Xiaoxin:?I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation? ?

14. Teacher: When boys and girls reach puberty, secondary sexual characteristics will appear, and girls’ flat chests will swell, like? Xiaoxin: Like double airbags.

15. Meiya: "My parents have something to do tonight and will have to come back very late." Xiaoxin: "That will be very tiring!" ?Meiya: ?Why? ?Xiaoxin: ?I will be very tired watching TV.?

16. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: Isn’t it all because of you? Xiaoxin: Me? ?Sister:?Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising! ?

17. Dad: What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Doing such a thing at such a young age? explain! Where did these photos come from? Xiaoxin: I got it from your drawer.

18. Teacher: When boys and girls reach puberty, secondary sexual characteristics will appear. Girls’ flat chests will swell, just like Xiaoxin: “Like double airbags.”

19. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard? Sister: It’s not all because of you. Xiaoxin: Me? Sister: Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!

20. Xiaoxin: Mom, you’re welcome, come together. Meiya: Come in quickly. Xiaoxin: But what if that uncle who is peeing wants to kidnap me?

21. Meiya: ?Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English in the hope that you will not lose at the starting point? Xiaoxin: ?I have already lost at the starting point?Meiya: ?You lose What? ?Xiaoxin: ?Hereditary?

22. Xiao Mao: My mother has a master’s degree and my father has a doctorate. Xiaoxin: What’s so great! Xiaomao: Who are your parents? Xiaoxin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

23. Hello everyone! I am Shinnosuke Nohara, everyone calls me Shin-chan. I am five years old. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is dynamic superman!

24. Meiyi: Xiaoxin, do you want to pee first? Xiaoxin: No!

25. In short, this is me, like me!

26. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything?

27. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen. Xiaoxin: I won the prize. How did you tell? Sister: No matter what it is, you push it away completely.

28. Xiaoxin: Let me say a few words on behalf of my mother who is not breathing. Mom: It’s probably hopeless.

29. Mom: Xiaoxin, have you brushed your teeth? Xiaoxin: Refreshed. Mom: Have you peed? Xiaoxin: Refreshed. Mom: Have you pooped? Xiaoxin: It won’t come out.

30. Mom: Swimming is great. Xiaoxin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Mom: Do you mean like a mermaid? Xiaoxin: No, you have more and more crow’s feet.

31. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, someone is injured, what should be the first step? Xiaoxin: I know, ask him if he wants to donate organs?

32. Mei Ya: Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so that you don’t lose at the starting line. Xiaoxin: I lost at the starting line a long time ago. Meiya: What did you lose? Xiaoxin: Genetics.

33. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale? Fish shop owner: No. Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store if you don’t have anything?

34. ** Family: Children, what do you like? Child A: I like to eat. Child B: I like my parents. Xiaoxin: I like girls in bikinis.

35. Teacher: Xiaoxin, how did you steal your classmate’s eraser? When you do this kind of thing, don't you think about your parents? Xiaoxin: I just did it after thinking about it. This way you don't have to spend your parents' money.

36. I am so young, please forgive me!

37. Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale? ?Fish shop owner: ?No. ?Xiaoxin: ?Do you have mustard for sale? ?Fish shop owner: ?No. ?Xiaoxin: ?You dare to open a store when you don’t have anything? ?

38. Mom: Don’t be alone when going to and from school, to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers. Xiaoxin: But none of my classmates wanted to go with me. Mom: Why? Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

39. Dad: The story of Twenty-four Filial Piety is so touching. Can you do it? Xiaoxin: At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father.

40. Sister: Brother, what should we do if a bad boy blackmails us? Xiaoxin: Run and chase after him. Sister: Can you outrun them? Xiaoxin: I just need to outrun you.

41. Mei Ya: I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games. Xiaoxin: You can’t blame me. Meiya: Do you want to blame me? Xiaoxin: Yes, who told you to walk so softly?

42. Xiaoxin: Mom, you are back. Mom: I should be back. Xiaoxin: Don’t mind it so much!

43. Meiyi: My parents have something to do tonight and won’t be back until very late. Xiaoxin: Then I will be very tired! Meiya: Why? Xiaoxin: I will get very tired from watching TV.

44. Mom: Xiaoxin, you turned on the TV again. Xiaoxin: I don’t want to watch TV. Mom: So what are you doing? Xiaoxin: I'm checking whether there are any typographical errors in the TV program schedule in the newspaper.

45. Xiaoxin: You won’t be able to pay the ransom by then? ! Xiaoxin: That’s it. Meiya: Let’s go quickly. Xiaoxin: Just pee one more time.

46. Mom: Xiaoxin, what are you doing? Xiaoxin: I am helping Xiaobai (puppy) brush his teeth. Mom: Isn’t it my toothbrush? Xiaoxin: Correct answer.

47. Xiaoxin: Movies, steamed buns, rice balls. Meiya: This kid knows a lot of words, so it’s good to read billboards like this. Xiaoxin: Sannuan, beautiful escort.

48. Guangzhi: The story of Twenty-Four Filial Piety is so touching. Can you do it? ?Xiaoxin: ?At least I can do the same thing, sell myself and bury my father.?

49. Teacher: Now in the "First Aid Class", do mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration first, and then repeat it. What will happen? ?Xiaoxin: ?Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.