Since I entered this class, I feel that I have strayed into Jurassic Park. The reason is that it is difficult to study hard, and even the monitor is a clown.
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There is a classmate in my class named "Little A", who likes to show off. On one occasion, Xiao somehow learned the skill of misinterpreting lyrics and became the focus of the class. He stood on the platform and sang, "Don't ask how much the person who loves me the most hurts me. Reality is always too cruel-pocket money is ruined; When the mountain has no edges and corners, when the water stops flowing, I still dare not break up with you-my eyes are always fixed on my deskmate during the exam ... Just after the first class, Comrade Xiao was invited by the teacher to drink lotus flowers. I'm so honored to be small, thanks to my sister-in-law's loose head. After drinking the lotus, Xiao glared at his eyes and said "thank you" to the monitor.
(2)
Once, a boy in our class offended a woman in our class. In order to get rid of this evil spirit, the woman copied a small poem from the book and distributed it to the female compatriots in the class. The poem goes like this: the grass is growing in the sea, so why look for it in our class? The boys in this class turned around and scared a cow to death in the field. The boys in this class turned around and knocked down a teaching building. The boys in this class turned three times, which scared the girls to jump off the building. The boys in this class turn four times, and the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flow backwards. Boys in this class turn five times, and nuns should also use softness. The boys in this class turned six times, and Superman became a primitive monkey. The boys in this class turned seven times, and Halley's comet hit the earth. Soon, this poem became popular in our class, and boys never dared to look back at "Mei Mei".
(3)
There is an ancient traitor "Wu Sangui" in our class, who is as funny as a thief. On a spring outing, because the soles of his feet slipped, he "jumped" into the pool and finally landed. After returning to school, Wu Sangui took out a piece of paper to save face and wrote a certificate of commendation, which read:
A certificate/certificate
"Wu Sangui won the first prize in the100th campus diving competition, which is hereby encouraged. I hope that Wu Sangui will join the national team to win glory for the country in the future. " In order to get the students' approval, he asked them to sign their names jointly. For Wu Sangui's self-esteem, we signed our names. After signing, we vent our grievances in the form of laughter.
Although all the students in my class are very funny, they don't delay their study. Maybe it's a combination of work and rest! The academic performance of my class may not be the best, but it is the happiest.