A selection of funny online buzzwords:

1. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but move the world with lewdness.

2. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

3. My friend, you are leaving today. Please fuck this white girl.

4, give me a boat full of women, and I can call myself a dead man!

5, given you a pair of wings, you should be braised.

6, the peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

7. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

8, when is the bright moon? Ask the blue sky about the wine and say, Fuck you, I'm so busy, I don't have time to talk to you. Go to

9 by myself and watch the weather forecast. Time is like cleavage. Just squeeze it.

1. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

11, are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you have to throw stones at my head!

12, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

13, all unforgettable love is the moment when the soul drifts on the bed!

14, teacher, just follow the old woman! After a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

15, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

16. Advertisement in a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and you can even buy some roses for your wife.

17, about thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear and looked at my ass; Now, it's painful to look at underwear

18 when I pull out my ass, but it's even more painful when I'm single for a long time. A few days ago, I saw a sow with fine features

19, and it was nothing to behead. My head fell off with a scar no bigger than a bowl. Eighteen years later, I was a zombie

2, and the star would be more famous if I took off a little, but I was arrested naked.

21, I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

22, bathing is a pleasure for the ass and a hardship for the head; Watching movies is a blessing for the head and a hardship for the ass, but listening to you is a hardship for both the head and the ass.

23. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, and there are a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants with perverts.

24, I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste like you.

A selection of funny online buzzwords:

1. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

2. People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.

3, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

4. Staying up late is because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start the day.

5. Poor Nike, rich Adi, rogue in Armani. A little quotation network

6. Brother smokes because it hurts his lungs and is not sad.

7. I usually forget to scold you. I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

8. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. Part I: Maybe it seems to be; Bottom line: However, it may not be impossible.

1. Some things don't need to be wrangled, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

11. Be brave to admit your mistake and never change it.

12. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can take him away.

13. The oath is only a momentary slip of the tongue.

14. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

15. Cough! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

16. I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.

17. From heaven to hell, I just passed by.

18. Actually, I'm very homebody. It's just a matter of whose house I live in.

19. I'm not your little raccoon, so it's fun to play without you.

2. Being stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

21. For girls, it's only a matter of time before they get pregnant.

22, women chasing men, interlayer yarn. Men chasing women, mezzanine mom.

23. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

24, youth, you are too acne!

25. Teacher, after putting on Lao Na's gauze, you will be Lao Na's person.

A complete collection of online buzzwords

1.2B is not just a pencil, but also you.

2. Love is not to look for it when you are short of it, let alone to change it when you are tired.

3. Love is a glass of wine that I carefully hold for my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

4. Unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

5. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what a vegetable is!

6. Mix NIANG vegetables, buy bean HU, mix Nianao and cut mutton!

7. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ...

8. Don't ask me questions. baidu knows more than me. Ask him if you have any questions!

9. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts and leave with a joke

1. Erection is not everything, but you can't do anything without it!

11. You can't pretend to be a couple by putting on a couple costume, and not all lovers in the world can be together.

12. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I am nostalgic for the past, or I like the quilt I slept in the day before going to bed. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

13. It's not that I don't laugh, and my powder falls off when I smile.

14. Don't be angry with my brother, because my sister-in-law has a caller ID ...

15. A big woman can't be without power for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!

16. wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book, or I will be your stepmother if I can't be your wife.

17. Be kind to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

18. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

19. What a big lump of fresh meat!

2. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

21. Why don't you say it when you love it? Some things are lost and you can't come back.

22. Bitches will always be bitches. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it!

23. Let's talk about grounding gas somewhere ~

24. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn you!

25. Happiness is disguised for others to see.

26. I don't listen to anything outside the window, and I just watch soap operas.

27. After the two broke up completely, either party sends a message to send a blessing on the other party's birthday every year, which proves that although we broke up, I still remember you and even your birthday. It's completely unnecessary shit. Do you treat people like martyrs' cemeteries?

28. Nobody held my hand, so I just put it in my pocket.

29. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is very busy!

3. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. When you are tired, put your heart to the shore

31. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

32. At first glance, you're not so good. It's better to take a closer look ...

33. When will there be a bright moon, ask the sky for wine ... The sky said, Fuck NMD, I'm so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast myself!

34. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

35. I don't even believe in punctuation.

36. You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

37. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

38. Don't worry, I won't tell you if I kill you.

39. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

4. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

41. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

42. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said in surprise, ah, it's you!

43. Please tell the prince that I'm still on my way through difficulties, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys. Tell him to go back to sleep.

44. The whole world is pretending, only I can't act like it. I'll take the initiative to quit before you leave.

45. Let me shout here in a low-key way that I have no time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

46. If life is just like the first time, there is no need to be sentimental about parting. Say goodbye, maybe I will never see you again

47. Life-school is over, school is over, vacation is over, graduation is old, regret is dead

48. If you like someone very much, then keep a friend's distance, so that you can never lose

49. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

5. If I am really good, why don't you

51. If I become emperor, I will make you a prince!

52. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.

53. If you are willing to give up, you will get something, forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

54. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

55. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

56. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

57. Millet is our honorific title for mouse

58. No one will be anyone's, no one will be a passer-by, no one can keep anyone's heart, and no one can have anyone.

59. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are men and boys are women

6. There are so many people who hate me, who are you

61. Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically ...

62. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

63. I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

64. How I miss one who accidentally grows old with you.

65. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. To increase population, write more about appropriate sex; If you want to tear down the people so that they don't get angry, you should write more about it. If you don't want them to make trouble in the streets, just write no travel

66. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

67. Our life is so helpless that we can't change it, and we can't change it. What's worse, we have lost the idea of changing it.

68. I don't have time to play with you. Big brands like me are already full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV shows and advertisements to watch.

69. I'm a thin man. I can count ribs when I'm sad!

7. shall I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is Dad going?

71. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, so your bitch doesn't have to keep sending me hair!

72. I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

73. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back to the past.

74. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

75. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, you made me do it!

76. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest because they make up a piece.

77. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you for a long time.

78. Love is faint, but love is deep. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted as soon as time rushes.

79. Nowadays, women, if you are the one during the day, let bullets fly at night. As a result, there are many Zhao orphans.

8. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is around and cry. Don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

81. Women in the new century: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write the code, find out the abnormality, kill the Trojan horse, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight over mistresses and beat hooligans ...

82. Itching is right. When the wound is growing, the nerve endings are also growing.

83. If you want to love, please love deeply; if you don't, please go away.

84. A person can like many people or be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

85. If you can't get shit out of one foot, you're clean!

86. Be brave to admit your mistake and never change it.

87. someone throws oil all over you and says, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

88. Get to the point, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

89. In the workplace, I should be like Conan, who has a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

9. True love is like a UFO, which has only been heard, but no one has seen it.

91. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

92. My left brain is full of water, my right brain is full of flour, so I just move easily and everything is paste.

1. The world is so big, I want to see

2xx. On April 14th, a resignation letter caused hot comments. The reasons for resignation were only 1 words, and it was rated as the most sentimental resignation letter in history by netizens. Some netizens ridiculed: Shanglian: The world is so big, I want to see it; The bottom line: the wallet is so small that you can't go anywhere; Horizontal batch: Go to work well.

2. Say the important things three times

It was originally a radio advertisement of a real estate website: Go straight, go straight, go straight, say the important things three times. Once this advertisement was launched, it quickly spread all over the major radio stations.

3. You city people really know how to play

4. Protect the country

2xx From May to early July, the China stock market evaporated by trillions. this