2. the pronunciation of this word: Ru!

The person who really loves you is not the one who can hold an umbrella for you in rainy days, but the one who can accompany you with gonorrhea ~

China Football Team's only contribution to China is to make more and more people care about basketball!

Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea ~

6. Life is a game, and the obstacles encountered are all kinds of levels, so enjoy the Raiders!

Everything you say is nonsense-because you are a basket case!

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

9. If you hadn't refused to wear crazy red dancing shoes, you would be spinning like a top now.

10. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

1 1. When you are chasing troops but facing a cliff, you will lose an opportunity if you don't jump; If you jump, you will lose more chances! !

12. Be a person with a bad heart and do good deeds ~

13. What should I do in the future? We'll talk later! ! !

14. Come with me and I'll take you to sleepwalk!

15. Who is Bajie's wife? Pig ~ ~ ~

16. A man would rather have a slave to serve himself than a princess to serve himself ~

17. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, but women are just the opposite ~

18. I put 10 thousand vows in the machine gun and then shoot you. You fell in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets and QQ signatures!

19. Everything will be settled in the end! Damn it, this is a dead end! ! !

20. Minimum configuration of defecation: qianjiang evening news; Suggested configuration: Titan Sports+toilet paper; Luxury configuration: a Chinese book+a playboy+some toilet paper.

2 1. What's the difference between marrying you and being a nun!

22. It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully, unless you want to punish him!

23. searching for you: Wang Hailiang, male, 22 years old, handsome, from Yushu. As a mentally retarded child, I accidentally got lost the other day. If anyone sees me, I will thank you for your help!

24. One day, I suddenly felt bloated and my eyes were full of things. I got up to go to the toilet, and I got a big ball of light called the sun. If you get another blue ball, you will fall to the ground. This ball is called the earth. After a long time, I felt bad, so I picked it with my finger and got a small dung ball. I thought my family was poor and there was no light, so I named it the moon to show the wishes of the grass people. However, everyone has shit, so the stars are shining!

25. There are no heroes in today's society-heroes are covered under the national flag, and heroes are posted on the wall at the entrance of the court-the wall on the right side of the door!

In fact, my childhood dream was not to be a scientist. I just fantasize that I am the owner of a landlord's house with thousands of hectares of fertile land. Being confused all day has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with good girls. ...

27. It took me four years to complete the memorial service for the university!

28. It is better to raise a pig after ten years of study, and it is better to raise a pig after ten years of study, and it is better to be a pig after ten years of study!

29. As long as Japan doesn't accompany the crime, I won't come out of the math make-up exam classroom for a day! !

30. I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me!

3 1. Hey, that guy who pried the earth!

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation ~

33. since men are unreliable, I'd better find a handsome and rich one ~

34. As long as we are not dirty, we are the mainstream! (Tianya Community)

35. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money ~ ~ ~

36. I only say three sentences, including the above one, and that's it!

37. Boss, 38 shoes are too small and 39 shoes are too big!

38. Eat tofu with meat, and eat meat with tofu; Think of a person when there is no tofu and no meat ~

39. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So there was night. ...

40. This man died, which has something to do with my grave!

4 1. People dig wells in Tianya, where can they not get bricks? 300 bricks a day, I don't hesitate to be a Tianya person ~

42. I can't stand it, Jay Chou. Get me out of here. I don't want Han Hong either! ! ! :)

43. As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class is over.

44. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be crowded ~

Don't waste time on people who don't care about you. Go to Warcraft if you can't stand it!

46. Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it is very simple. ...