1. I have a dream. I dream that one day, all restaurants in the world will be free.

2. I am single, I am proud, and I save condoms for the country.

3. Don’t use your temper to challenge my personality, it will make you die very rhythmically!

4. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

5. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

6. Ever since I set the alarm clock to "Uneasy", I have been crawling out of bed every day and have never been late.

7. I didn’t intend to be different, but how could I have outstanding taste!

8. The meaning of life is to eat. If you don’t eat, you would be really sorry for yourself!

9. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

10. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! Totally dark.

11. How can a blood-stained painting of mountains and rivers compete with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows? Even if it covers the world, it will never be more than a flourishing scene.

12. Lower your head and see what’s in your crotch before talking to your brother.

13. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no height that cannot be reached.

14. There are only two things that you can’t do in this life: you can’t do this, and you can’t do that.

15. When others pretend to be competent, I have to pretend to be experienced.

16. Everyone is born with the right, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates in their lives.

17. That person looks good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

18. There are only two kinds of people who can hang out with me. One is someone who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is someone who is as neurotic as me.

19. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep.

20. Those who don’t want to start school are good kids, which means they have no one in school.

21. Never quarrel with your parents when you are fourteen. If you win, you will be beaten, and if you lose, you will be scolded.

22. It’s mine, so don’t move it. If it’s not mine, leave it alone.

23. Smiling at you is purely polite.

24. Most people want to change the world, but few want to change themselves.

25. I am so afraid of being blown into other people’s arms by the typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not return it.

26. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause “sea laughter”.

27. Chopin, if you show my sadness, I will give you two dollars.

28. If you don’t test the water, you won’t know the depth, and if you don’t make friends with people, you won’t know what is good or bad.

29. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I want to go back to Mars.

30. The dissolved magnificence is deposited in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

31 When I found my wife, the first thing I did was kiss her for three days and three nights. I want to ask, where have you been all these years?

32. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I wonder, can’t I keep it?

33. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.

34. Not to mention that Big Gray Wolf has not eaten mutton for 5 years. Tom and Jerry’s cats have not eaten mice since 1940.

35. People have fewer and fewer friends, and they mate earlier and earlier.

36. How I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again, and then you see how I can kill you!

37. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

38. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

39. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

40. Intoxicated in the wind, intoxicated in longing and unwilling to leave.

41. I am very unhappy. My unhappiness comes from my outstanding appearance, my charming and sexy appearance and pure and pure temperament.

42. If you scold me, it means you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you may kill me!

43. The left side of the brain is full of water, and the right side of the brain is full of flour.

44. There are fewer and fewer female perverts in society now. If I encounter one, I will never let her go.

45. I won’t say good night to you, I want to lie on the same bed with you.

46. I heard a foreigner crying on the phone on the subway: You don’t love me at all! You are only with me to learn English!

47. The most tiring thing in the world is watching your heart break and having to glue it back together yourself.

48. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

49. Don’t set the bank card password to your girlfriend’s birthday, otherwise it will be a lot of trouble to change it.

50. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.

51. Some people say I am ugly and I laugh. You have never seen my friends.

52. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.

53. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

54. In my world, it is not your turn to dictate.

55. I have been really busy recently, and it is even difficult for me to get 24 hours of sleep a day.

56. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, not having a partner, and lack of money.

57. There is no fate between you and me. It all depends on my appearance.

58. There is always a pair. Break up before holding hands.

59. Ranking list of men’s lies. : I don’t care about your appearance.

60. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young. There are only a few years left.

61. After passing this village, there is still this store; because there is a branch here.

62. My girlfriend asked me to give her more private space, so I registered an extra QQ and gave it to her.

63. Not all pain needs to be cried out, and not all regrets have to be filled.

64. There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

65. Don’t talk to me about life, you are not a person in life.

66. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

67. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

68. A young girl is valuable, but a young woman is more valuable. If a rich woman is around, you can throw away both.

69. I was so excited during the exam that I wrote down my exam number as my QQ number.

70. What makes a great person is not how many people are behind him, but how many people he can support.

71. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

72. It’s good to have ideals, but don’t be too damn idealistic.

73. Everyone who puts his hands in his pockets is actually lifting his pants.

74. Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people meet it.

75. Once you start studying, you won’t be happy. Once you are unhappy, you won’t study. Once you don’t study, you will be happy. Once you are happy, the day will pass.

76. When I heard the teacher say that he was going to start fining me again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

77. If happiness is like clouds, if pain is like stars. Then my life is really cloudless and the sky is filled with stars.

78. Bus jogging is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

79. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having loved each other.

80. "I like you" is a bit strong, so I'll leave it here for now. Please help me pick it up.

81. I want to hide it in your pocket! Let’s see if you stole my potato chips!

82. The saddest thing in life is being woken up by peeing while sleeping, but you have to solve it!

83. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

84. When a funny person encounters something weird, sparks will definitely fly.

85. Loneliness and loneliness are the fire of love, burning you and me!

86. If one day I become a star, I will definitely take it off for you to see!

87. I once wanted to be a troubled boy, but I have lived by the rules for so many years.

88. I will work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

89. I will throw a brick first, and if there is jade, just throw it over.

90. When I heard that you were having a hard time, I sat at the door and had fun all day long.

91. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

92. Once many people are separated, they may never see each other again.

93. There is always a couple who breaks up before they even hold hands.

94. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

95. The most cruel injury in the world. Not a betrayal. It’s not that I don’t like it. It is a love that gradually becomes indifferent after the ultimate deep love.

96. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love!

97. A scene that exhausted the clown and made the audience laugh.

98. Anyway, my destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know whether they calculated it wrong or I lived it wrong.

99. The so-called growing up means that you know what it is. The so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don’t know after you know it.

100. In the days when there were no women, I enjoyed teasing men!